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(bright music)

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(dramatic music)

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(upbeat music)

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[Vocalist] The band
strikes up a funky jam.

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(people chattering)

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♪ Ow ♪

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♪ All aboard that funk boat ♪

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♪ That I'm about to start to sailing now ♪

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♪ All you riggers and
all you party triggers ♪

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♪ Everybody's in a funky blowout ♪

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♪ You now I said cellphone ♪

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♪ Just around the corner
from the Portobello Road ♪

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♪ Downtown W10 and my best baby-baby ♪

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♪ Do what you're done told ♪

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♪ I got bottles of beer
and a deck or two ♪

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♪ All my friends, till the morning comes ♪

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♪ And I said ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Do what I say ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Guilty of what I do ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Oh, come on ♪

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♪ Have fun living in the city ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Do what I say ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Guilty of what I do ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ So come on ♪

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♪ Have fun living in the city ♪

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(water splashing)

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ I like you ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Do what I do ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Have fun living in the city ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Do what I do ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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♪ Do what I do ♪

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♪ Have fun, go mad ♪

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Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

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Oh shit.

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"Hello, Helen. I'd almost
forgotten you work here."

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(bottles clacking)

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I know, I know, you'd almost
forgotten I work here,

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but I swear I was up all night

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toying with ideas for the fashion show,

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and I've really hit on something.

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You see...

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What?

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(Helen scoffs)

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I took 4 bottles of vodka on Friday.

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It was my birthday. You know that.

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I was having a party,
and I was running late,

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so I borrowed some.

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I bought some more to replace it.

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Not a lotta use to me when
I have nothing to offer

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the executives who drop by late Friday.

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Off the top of my head,

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you could've told them you'd run out.

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It's popular stuff. Bullshit, bullshit.

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Oh, we're in PR. That's
what we do, isn't it?

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But you didn't do that, did you, Paul?

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No.

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So I'm out,

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am I?

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(scoffs) Well, this is just perfect.

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Congratulations. You've
wanted me out for ages.

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Now you've done it. Very well done.

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Theft.

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Pretty foolproof.

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OK, I'll go.

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I'll go.

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I was getting a bit choked up

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with all the testosterone
flying about the place.

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Best I get out before I
start growing a penis.

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Oh.

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Told you. Lesbian.

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(melancholy classical music)

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(people chattering)

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(earring clattering)

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Whoops.

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Thank you.

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(melancholy classical music continues)

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(train rumbling)

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(suspenseful music)

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(train doors hissing)

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(chiming)

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(mysterious music)

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(chiming)

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(chiming)

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(suspenseful music)

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(chiming)

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(mysterious music)

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(gentle music)

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(passenger vocalizing)

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[Announcer] District Line information.

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Due to a derailment at Victoria,

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District Line trains are
subject to extensive delay.

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We suggest you find
alternative means of transport.

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(horns honking)

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(train wheels clacking)

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(passenger vocalizing)

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(horn honks)

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(Helen gasps)

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(Helen grunting)

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(Helen yells)

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(brakes squeaking)

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You all right, love?

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Oh, it's a bit of a nasty cut.

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Might need a couple of stitches. Come on.

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♪ She's dragged me to the floor ♪

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♪ Just like she did before ♪

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♪ And I can't take it no more ♪

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Oh ho. Beatles lyrics, eh?

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What?

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Elastic Thrombosis. They're
guilty of lyric poaching.

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They're Beatles lyrics, aren't they?

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I don't know. Sorry.

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Of course you do. Come on.

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Everyone's born knowing all

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the Beatles' lyrics instinctively.

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They're passed into the
fetus subconsciously,

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along with all the amniotic stuff.

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In fact, they should be called The Fetles.

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Not a fan, clearly.

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(gentle music)

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(people chattering)

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It's funny the way nobody
talks on the Tubes, isn't it?

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I mean, I rarely catch the
Tube myself, but, uh, or lifts.

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Confined spaces, everybody
shuts down. Why is that?

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Perhaps we think everybody
on the Tube, or the lift,

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is a potential psychopath or a drunk,

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so we close down and pretend
to read a book or something.

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You've got a terrible
tea stain on your book.

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Look, I don't think you're a psychopath.

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I just want to read my book.

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Ah, I understand. I apologize. (chuckles)

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I'm in a little bit of a good mood today,

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as a matter of fact, so I've just...

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Sorry.

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Have we met before?

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No, no, honestly, honestly.

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You seem familiar.

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I don't think so.

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Yes, yes, you were in the lift just now.

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You dropped your earring. I picked it up.

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Oh yes, you did. Thank you.

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Pleasure.

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Do you work there?

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I did do, but I've just been fired, OK?

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Oh, that's...

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That's horrible. I'm sorry.

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It's OK. You didn't do it.

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But thank you for your concern.

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I'm glad you're in a good mood, et cetera.

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Thank you for picking up my earring,

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but I just want to read my book.

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(gentle music)

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Well, I get off at this stop.

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I'm only telling you in case
you get off at this stop, too,

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and you get off before
me, and then I get up,

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and you think I'm following
you, which I'm not.

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I mean, I wouldn't. I mean, you know.

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I really didn't mean any
offense. Please forgive me.

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I'm really not a nutcase. I apologize.

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Excuse me.

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Um, I'm sorry.

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I'm sure you're not a nutcase
or a psycho or anything.

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It's just that, um,

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I'm not, I'm not that good at, um,

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you know, um...

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Constructing sentences?

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(sighs) Anyway.

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I'm James.

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Helen.

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♪ You're gonna hear electric music ♪

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♪ Solid walls of sound ♪

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Mwah.

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I never figured out why
we didn't make it, Gerry.

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You went back to America, remember?

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I couldn't afford the bus fares.

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I came back, though.

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Turn my back for three lousy years,

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and you callously ditch
me for another woman.

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Hmm, I know. I suppose I'm
just naturally impetuous.

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(Lydia laughs)

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I live with someone.

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(clears throat) A man. I live with a man.

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-Really?
-Mm.

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I have people I consider soulmates

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who don't confide in me this much.

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And what would he say if he knew

197
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you were walking up from
the Tube in broad daylight

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with a complete stranger?

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♪ Bennie, Bennie, oh ♪

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♪ Bennie and the Jets ♪

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Well, it was nice to meet you, Helen.

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Sorry about your job. Really.

203
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I suppose being a Gemini
kinda has its down sides.

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Hey, remember what the
Monty Python boys say.

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What? "Always look on
the bright side of life"?

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No. "Nobody expects the
Spanish Inquisition."

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(chiming)

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(mysterious music)

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(upbeat music)

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(door creaking)

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♪ Oh, Candy and Ronnie,
have you seen them yet ♪

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♪ Oh, but they're so spaced out ♪

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♪ B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets ♪

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(Gerry moaning)

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♪ Oh, but they're weird
and they're wonderful ♪

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♪ Oh, Bennie, she's really keen ♪

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♪ She's got electric boots ♪

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♪ A mohair suit ♪

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♪ You know, I read it in a magazine ♪

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(Gerry moaning)

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[Lydia] What?

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♪ B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets ♪

223
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I didn't think you liked Elton John.

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I, I do sometimes.

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(upbeat music continues)

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-(switch clicks)
-(music stops)

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You really shouldn't just stop like that.

228
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Set a woman back three days
doing a thing like that.

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Who is she?

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She's Lydia.

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Well, I've had a dreadful day.

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I got sacked.

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So did you, it would seem.

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Cup of tea?

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That'd be nice.

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You bastard!

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You bastard!

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You useless, shagging bastard!

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-(chiming)
-(mysterious music)

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I come home and catch you up to your nose

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in Lady shagging Godiva.

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I am working all hours to support you

243
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while you are supposedly
writing your first novel.

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How long?

245
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Huh?

246
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Do you love her? No, don't
tell me, I'm not interested.

247
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No, do tell me. I am interested.

248
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I'm only asking because I need to know

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exactly how big a mug I am.

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Look, uh...

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Look...

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(melancholy music)

253
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(door slams)

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(chiming)

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-(suspenseful music)
-(door slams)

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(tires screeching)

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-(chiming)
-(mysterious music)

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(engine revving)

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-(water splashing)
-(upbeat music)

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Hello!

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Helen, Is that you?

262
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No, it's your bit of stuff.

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Wednesday, shag day, remember?

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(upbeat music continues)

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Have you just got up, you lazy git?

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Uh, no, uh...

267
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Well, I, uh, I didn't
sleep that well last night,

268
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,263
and then, uh,

269
00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:49,229
you know, when you left, I kind of,

270
00:15:49,229 --> 00:15:50,858
I went into a really, uh,

271
00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:53,927
a really, really deep,
deep, uh, deep, deep sleep.

272
00:15:53,927 --> 00:15:56,115
And uh, I think I might be, uh, coming,

273
00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:57,486
coming down with a...

274
00:15:57,486 --> 00:16:02,153
Anyway, uh, what are you doing
home at this time of day?

275
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:04,258
Oh my God.

276
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,183
What happened to you?

277
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,814
Well, it depends.

278
00:16:09,814 --> 00:16:11,214
Which story do you want first?

279
00:16:11,214 --> 00:16:12,817
What?

280
00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:14,359
Well,

281
00:16:14,359 --> 00:16:16,333
I got mugged and...

282
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,777
(upbeat music continues)

283
00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:21,360
What are you doing?

284
00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:24,431
I can't stand Elton John.

285
00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:25,979
You know that.

286
00:16:25,979 --> 00:16:27,212
Well, anyway.

287
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:31,524
Listen, tell me, what happened?
What happened to your head?

288
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,119
Well, I got mugged and sacked,
only not in that order.

289
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,936
Although, it wasn't an actual mugging,

290
00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:37,428
it was only an attempted mugging,

291
00:16:37,428 --> 00:16:38,454
according to the policeman,

292
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:39,420
because they didn't-

293
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,521
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

294
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,443
-Because they didn't-
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

295
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:44,000
Wait a sec, wait a sec.
Come here, come here.

296
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,282
Now sit down.

297
00:16:45,282 --> 00:16:47,194
Just sit here, OK?

298
00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:48,427
Now...

299
00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:50,434
Now, you're in shock, darling, OK?

300
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:53,462
You had a (clears throat),
a little bit of a shock, OK?

301
00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:54,712
Now just relax.

302
00:16:55,969 --> 00:16:56,802
Um...

303
00:16:57,964 --> 00:16:59,714
Do you want a brandy?

304
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,466
[Helen] It's 4:00 in the afternoon.

305
00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:05,167
Of course it is. Sorry.

306
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,000
Gerry!

307
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:08,983
Are you OK?

308
00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:10,121
Me? (clears throat)

309
00:17:10,121 --> 00:17:11,623
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm just...

310
00:17:11,623 --> 00:17:15,382
Look, anyway, anyway, tell-
tell- tell me what happened.

311
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:18,299
(melancholy music)

312
00:17:30,621 --> 00:17:33,621
(paddles splashing)

313
00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:40,586
(Helen sobbing)

314
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,814
And I just couldn't help thinking,

315
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:46,457
if I had caught that bloody train,

316
00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:48,282
it would never have happened.

317
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:49,608
I'd have been home ages ago.

318
00:17:49,608 --> 00:17:51,905
Oh, well, you don't wanna go wondering

319
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,321
about things like that.

320
00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:57,775
You know, um, "if only
this," and "what if that."

321
00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:58,608
Oh.

322
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,287
It's done now.

323
00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:04,781
Come on.

324
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,286
Follow.

325
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,357
Splash.

326
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,134
I'm going to take you out

327
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,959
and get you alarmingly out
of your head on Grolsch.

328
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,053
And then

329
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:16,886
dry.

330
00:18:18,012 --> 00:18:20,264
Um, and then follow, follow.

331
00:18:20,264 --> 00:18:21,473
Follow, follow, follow.

332
00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:23,624
And then, when you've
sung all your favorite

333
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,585
Barbara Streisand songs
at the top of your voice

334
00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:28,899
and got us slung out of the pub,

335
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,664
yeah, put this on,

336
00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:32,639
I'm gonna let you have
intimate carnal knowledge

337
00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:35,040
of a lamb pasanda, which I
know your diet does not allow,

338
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,731
with a double tarka dal,

339
00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:40,286
which you can then puke up
all over the pristine doorstep

340
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:44,983
of Herr and Frau Goebbels
next door, and I'll help you.

341
00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:47,165
Oh, I love you, Gerry.

342
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:48,389
Gerry!

343
00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:49,862
She's not here.

344
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,714
Anna, you're Helen's best
friend. Where else would she be?

345
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,711
Come and search the place if you want.

346
00:18:54,711 --> 00:18:56,859
She's not here, Gerry.

347
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,681
What is it you've done, anyway?

348
00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:00,395
It can't be that nice if
she's walked out on you.

349
00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:01,689
OK, look, I'm sorry.

350
00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:04,488
Look, if she comes here, just let me know,

351
00:19:04,488 --> 00:19:06,236
or get her to ring me, or something.

352
00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:07,607
That's all I ask.

353
00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:10,070
Like you say, Gerry,
I'm Helen's best friend.

354
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:13,039
If she comes here, I'll do what she asks.

355
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:16,275
(door slams)

356
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:19,117
(melancholy music)

357
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,397
♪ I'll have this meager defense ♪

358
00:19:22,397 --> 00:19:24,581
♪ I was hoping ♪

359
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:29,546
♪ But you're an amateur ♪

360
00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:31,779
♪ I was hoping ♪

361
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:35,487
♪ That you'd know better ♪

362
00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:39,113
♪ But I've been wrong ♪

363
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:40,621
-♪ Before ♪
-Well, she's got a point.

364
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:41,898
You can't stand Elton John.

365
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:43,254
Ah, so forget about Elton John.

366
00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:45,075
That's not the issue. What do I do?

367
00:19:45,075 --> 00:19:47,294
Gerry, you've been telling me for weeks

368
00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:49,646
you couldn't hack it juggling
between Helen and Lydia,

369
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,975
and you wish you hadn't got
involved with her again.

370
00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:52,808
I know.

371
00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:55,480
And I didn't think you were
cut out for infidelity.

372
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,313
I know.

373
00:19:56,313 --> 00:19:57,524
But you couldn't end it with Lydia

374
00:19:57,524 --> 00:19:59,172
'cause you weren't sure how she'd take it.

375
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:00,294
I know all this.

376
00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:03,433
And I told you something,
if you remember my words,

377
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,926
something ungoverned by you would happen

378
00:20:06,926 --> 00:20:08,558
to bring the situation to a head.

379
00:20:08,558 --> 00:20:09,427
I know.

380
00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:13,260
And something has. (laughs)

381
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,542
It's not funny, actually, Russell.

382
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:22,024
Oh, I'm sorry, old man. I beg to differ.

383
00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:25,909
It is funny. It's very, very, very funny.

384
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:27,999
And look at you, it's not
as though you're rushing

385
00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,098
frantically about the
place trying to find her.

386
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,493
I went to Anna's. She wasn't there.

387
00:20:31,493 --> 00:20:32,326
Oh, you went to Anna's?

388
00:20:32,326 --> 00:20:35,409
Boy, you're a one-man SAS crack unit.

389
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,175
You want my opinion?

390
00:20:40,175 --> 00:20:41,708
Will I like it?

391
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:45,085
Well, of course not.
It'll be based on reality.

392
00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:47,619
♪ Call me a fool ♪

393
00:20:47,619 --> 00:20:50,082
♪ What's it to you ♪

394
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,454
♪ When we go out walking by the moon ♪

395
00:20:52,454 --> 00:20:55,043
No, no, no. You don't
advertise a new restaurant.

396
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:56,894
It's very uncool.

397
00:20:56,894 --> 00:20:59,398
It's word of mouth. People talk.

398
00:20:59,398 --> 00:21:02,050
And how do these people
who talk know where you are

399
00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:03,730
so that they can talk about you?

400
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,908
Nevertheless, it's your restaurant, Clive.

401
00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:06,182
I just want it to work.

402
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,015
Helen.

403
00:21:08,188 --> 00:21:09,271
Hello. James.

404
00:21:10,648 --> 00:21:13,300
Rather annoying chatty bloke on the Tube?

405
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,383
Oh yes. Hi.

406
00:21:15,245 --> 00:21:18,239
You look all stressed
up with nowhere to go.

407
00:21:18,239 --> 00:21:21,552
It's only a job. You'll get another one.

408
00:21:21,552 --> 00:21:23,217
No, it's something else, isn't it?

409
00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:24,068
You know, sometimes it helps

410
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:27,573
to just say whatever it is out loud.

411
00:21:27,573 --> 00:21:28,996
It also helps if people just mind

412
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,346
their own business and leave you alone.

413
00:21:30,346 --> 00:21:31,179
I'm sorry.

414
00:21:31,179 --> 00:21:32,621
When I left you at the Tube earlier,

415
00:21:32,621 --> 00:21:34,486
I went home and found my boyfriend-

416
00:21:34,486 --> 00:21:36,914
In bed with another woman? Shit.

417
00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:38,715
Ah, I'm sorry, it's...

418
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,548
I mean, what an idiot.

419
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,199
It's OK. You weren't to know.

420
00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:45,892
No, not me, your boyfriend. He's an idiot.

421
00:21:45,892 --> 00:21:47,466
Ah.

422
00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:49,716
Sorry. It's not my place.

423
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,443
It's OK.

424
00:21:52,753 --> 00:21:54,118
Well, look, if it makes
you feel any better,

425
00:21:54,118 --> 00:21:56,173
you see that bloke over there?

426
00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:57,571
Not only does he own a personalized,

427
00:21:57,571 --> 00:21:59,326
matching set of crocodile skin luggage,

428
00:21:59,326 --> 00:22:01,237
but his favorite TV program is "Baywatch."

429
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,597
(Helen laughs)

430
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:05,039
So you see, there's always
someone sadder than you.

431
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:07,570
(Helen sobbing)

432
00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,487
Do you love him?

433
00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:10,882
No.

434
00:22:10,882 --> 00:22:12,869
I could never love a "Baywatch" fan.

435
00:22:12,869 --> 00:22:14,547
(both laughing)

436
00:22:14,547 --> 00:22:15,801
Hey, you did a joke in the midst

437
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,565
of your turbulent emotional state.

438
00:22:17,565 --> 00:22:19,315
That's very positive.

439
00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:25,373
Listen, if you decide you want
company, we're over here, OK?

440
00:22:25,373 --> 00:22:26,240
I'm really sorry, Helen.

441
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,710
♪ Drinks at eight to celebrate ♪

442
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:33,628
♪ The birthday of an
ancient friend of mine ♪

443
00:22:33,628 --> 00:22:36,529
♪ I should have played, but that's OK ♪

444
00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:39,933
♪ We've been the best for
such a long, long time ♪

445
00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:43,299
Two of your most disgustingly
large Grolsches, please,

446
00:22:43,299 --> 00:22:48,079
and a large Jack Daniels with
ice, and I'll have the same.

447
00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:51,924
(upbeat music continues)

448
00:22:51,924 --> 00:22:54,841
You're behind. Can we have another?

449
00:22:57,863 --> 00:22:58,696
15?

450
00:22:59,716 --> 00:23:02,633
(bottles clinking)

451
00:23:04,608 --> 00:23:05,735
(Helen laughing)

452
00:23:05,735 --> 00:23:07,902
You're most sophisticated.

453
00:23:10,865 --> 00:23:13,301
-(Helen sighs)
-(patrons applauding)

454
00:23:13,301 --> 00:23:16,134
(laid-back music)

455
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:22,084
♪ I was lost, I was found ♪

456
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:26,679
♪ I've been tossed to the ground ♪

457
00:23:26,679 --> 00:23:28,729
Gerry came looking for you.

458
00:23:28,729 --> 00:23:30,982
Is it what I think?

459
00:23:30,982 --> 00:23:32,587
Depends.

460
00:23:32,587 --> 00:23:34,086
Is what you think that I walked in on him

461
00:23:34,086 --> 00:23:38,141
shagging Lydia in my
bed, and I walked out?

462
00:23:38,141 --> 00:23:39,565
Pretty much.

463
00:23:39,565 --> 00:23:40,565
Then, yes.

464
00:23:42,804 --> 00:23:44,345
(Helen sobbing)

465
00:23:44,345 --> 00:23:46,318
♪ Knock me down with a feather ♪

466
00:23:46,318 --> 00:23:50,551
♪ Or a flick of your little finger ♪

467
00:23:50,551 --> 00:23:51,854
♪ Got thing about you ♪

468
00:23:51,854 --> 00:23:55,218
(Helen laughing)

469
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:58,731
-(cellphone ringing)
-Oh. Hold on, hold on.

470
00:23:58,731 --> 00:23:59,803
-Yeah?
-This morning

471
00:23:59,803 --> 00:24:01,152
was sensational.

472
00:24:01,152 --> 00:24:03,052
Oh, I can't, sorry, I can't hear you.

473
00:24:03,052 --> 00:24:04,053
[Lydia] Gerry?

474
00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:04,923
I can't hear you.

475
00:24:04,923 --> 00:24:06,172
[Lydia] Gerry, can you hear me?

476
00:24:06,172 --> 00:24:07,468
-(cellphone beeps)
-Didn't know it was on.

477
00:24:07,468 --> 00:24:08,968
Ready, steady, go!

478
00:24:10,888 --> 00:24:14,555
(laid-back music continues)

479
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:19,786
Who's that?

480
00:24:19,786 --> 00:24:20,786
My friend.

481
00:24:23,335 --> 00:24:25,576
Come on, you. Let's get you home.

482
00:24:25,576 --> 00:24:28,007
-Right.
-Drunken eejit.

483
00:24:28,007 --> 00:24:29,524
-(rain pouring)
-OK. Whoa.

484
00:24:29,524 --> 00:24:31,273
(Helen laughing)

485
00:24:31,273 --> 00:24:33,774
-And again.
-(Helen yells)

486
00:24:33,774 --> 00:24:34,607
Come along.

487
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,000
Can I give you a lift anywhere?

488
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,137
Um, yeah. That would be great, thank you.

489
00:24:39,137 --> 00:24:41,525
[James] Oh, hands up if
you drank too much, eh?

490
00:24:41,525 --> 00:24:45,212
Hey! I'm not as drunk
as thinkle peep I am.

491
00:24:45,212 --> 00:24:47,220
Put a wick in her mouth, and
she'd burn for a fortnight.

492
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,887
(Helen giggles)

493
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,968
9 Menlove Avenue.

494
00:24:55,968 --> 00:24:57,051
Thanks a lot.

495
00:24:58,434 --> 00:25:01,822
French bean, some chicken, some rice.

496
00:25:01,822 --> 00:25:03,536
One more little Indian.

497
00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:05,198
-No. (chuckles)
-Oh, come on.

498
00:25:05,198 --> 00:25:06,169
I'll be sick.

499
00:25:06,169 --> 00:25:07,103
Oh, we're on schedule for that,

500
00:25:07,103 --> 00:25:08,131
but we've got to move locations,

501
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:09,561
so don't swallow for 10 minutes.

502
00:25:09,561 --> 00:25:11,901
(Helen laughs)

503
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,374
(gentle music)

504
00:25:14,374 --> 00:25:16,463
He didn't fancy me.

505
00:25:16,463 --> 00:25:19,318
He offered us a lift. He
was just being concerned.

506
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,187
Uh-huh, well, let me tell you,

507
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,145
if he was being that concerned about me,

508
00:25:23,145 --> 00:25:26,365
I wouldn't be helping
you into bed right now.

509
00:25:26,365 --> 00:25:27,529
Am I in bed?

510
00:25:27,529 --> 00:25:30,018
Yes. You're staying with me for a while.

511
00:25:30,018 --> 00:25:32,034
Don't worry. You'll be fine.

512
00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,034
Just fine.

513
00:25:33,921 --> 00:25:36,171
(Gerry groans)

514
00:25:36,171 --> 00:25:37,171
There we go.

515
00:25:38,146 --> 00:25:39,223
There we go.

516
00:25:39,223 --> 00:25:41,806
(Helen groans)

517
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,699
Are you some peculiar,

518
00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:49,782
thus far undefined breed of dickhead?

519
00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:52,931
You have two head problems.

520
00:25:53,908 --> 00:25:55,240
One,

521
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,490
that was close,

522
00:25:57,743 --> 00:25:59,143
very close.

523
00:25:59,143 --> 00:26:03,203
Put in layman's terms,
she nearly caught you.

524
00:26:03,203 --> 00:26:04,036
And two,

525
00:26:05,325 --> 00:26:09,691
and this is far more
worrying than the first one,

526
00:26:09,691 --> 00:26:14,327
you're talking to yourself
in the mirror again.

527
00:26:14,327 --> 00:26:15,660
Really bad sign.

528
00:26:17,216 --> 00:26:19,799
(upbeat music)

529
00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:32,408
Bigger sip. Bigger sip.

530
00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:33,950
-Hmm-mm.
-Bigger sip.

531
00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:36,675
Don't throw up all over me.

532
00:26:36,675 --> 00:26:39,212
(upbeat music continues)

533
00:26:39,212 --> 00:26:41,129
There are no PR jobs.

534
00:26:43,888 --> 00:26:47,638
I'm going to need some
part-time work, Gerry.

535
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:51,254
What you need is a change of image.

536
00:26:51,254 --> 00:26:54,063
Like, you know, it goes back and then,

537
00:26:54,063 --> 00:26:56,599
you know, it sort of comes like a slant.

538
00:26:56,599 --> 00:26:59,248
(Anna laughing)

539
00:26:59,248 --> 00:27:03,802
♪ It's a change in atmosphere ♪

540
00:27:03,802 --> 00:27:05,882
♪ And I'm seeing the signs ♪

541
00:27:05,882 --> 00:27:08,396
♪ I know ♪

542
00:27:08,396 --> 00:27:11,809
♪ That it's right for me to go ♪

543
00:27:11,809 --> 00:27:14,496
♪ I'm on my way ♪

544
00:27:14,496 --> 00:27:19,090
♪ So when you think of yesterday ♪

545
00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:23,769
♪ Remember all the things we said ♪

546
00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:28,505
♪ And through the course of history ♪

547
00:27:28,505 --> 00:27:32,964
♪ I hope you'll still remember me ♪

548
00:27:32,964 --> 00:27:37,577
♪ And there can't be no other way ♪

549
00:27:37,577 --> 00:27:42,283
♪ There's nothing left for us to say ♪

550
00:27:42,283 --> 00:27:46,843
♪ I've got to see it through alone ♪

551
00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:50,843
♪ I've got to do this on my own ♪

552
00:27:57,533 --> 00:28:00,950
(upbeat music continues)

553
00:28:03,944 --> 00:28:05,766
-For you there.
-Hey, gorgeous,

554
00:28:05,766 --> 00:28:06,873
what do you do when you're not serving up

555
00:28:06,873 --> 00:28:08,498
mad cow burgers in here, eh?

556
00:28:08,498 --> 00:28:10,140
Well, now, let me see.

557
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,716
I get up about 7:30 am,

558
00:28:11,716 --> 00:28:14,119
make and deliver sandwiches in
the West End during the day,

559
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,914
before I come here about
6:00, and finish at midnight.

560
00:28:16,914 --> 00:28:18,490
After that, if I've got any energy left,

561
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,994
I give me boyfriend a blowjob.

562
00:28:20,994 --> 00:28:24,305
Would you like some mayonnaise with that?

563
00:28:24,305 --> 00:28:25,260
[Anna] You don't mean that.

564
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,432
I do.

565
00:28:26,432 --> 00:28:27,265
Really.

566
00:28:28,383 --> 00:28:31,301
So, you were together 2 1/2 years,

567
00:28:31,301 --> 00:28:33,067
and you've been sitting here

568
00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:35,165
like suicide on a stick for a week.

569
00:28:35,165 --> 00:28:36,589
Nine days, Anna.

570
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,473
For nine days.

571
00:28:38,473 --> 00:28:39,843
But bollocks to him.

572
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:40,988
Yes.

573
00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:43,584
I mean, why hasn't he even
called to see if I'm OK,

574
00:28:43,584 --> 00:28:46,144
to admit that he's a twat?

575
00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:48,135
"Hello, Helen, it's Gerry. I'm a twat.

576
00:28:48,135 --> 00:28:49,398
Please come home. I love you."

577
00:28:49,398 --> 00:28:51,084
All that shit. Oh, I don't care anyway.

578
00:28:51,084 --> 00:28:52,673
Bollocks to him.

579
00:28:52,673 --> 00:28:53,601
I'm over him.

580
00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:55,703
Oh, you're over him.

581
00:28:55,703 --> 00:28:59,318
Yes. Totally and utterly
and completely over him.

582
00:28:59,318 --> 00:29:00,151
No, you're not.

583
00:29:00,151 --> 00:29:01,697
-I am.
-You're not.

584
00:29:01,697 --> 00:29:04,100
Anna, I'm over him. What
do you mean I'm not?

585
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,056
How do you know I'm not?

586
00:29:06,056 --> 00:29:08,837
Well, two things, really.

587
00:29:08,837 --> 00:29:10,408
One, you're still counting
how long you've been apart

588
00:29:10,408 --> 00:29:13,170
in days and probably hours and minutes.

589
00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,981
But the big, flashing red light way

590
00:29:14,981 --> 00:29:16,566
of telling you're not over someone

591
00:29:16,566 --> 00:29:18,231
is when you're still
reading their horoscope

592
00:29:18,231 --> 00:29:19,619
in the hope they're going to get wiped out

593
00:29:19,619 --> 00:29:21,623
in some freak napalming incident.

594
00:29:21,623 --> 00:29:22,800
Smart arse.

595
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,614
(Anna chuckles)

596
00:29:24,614 --> 00:29:25,447
What is he?

597
00:29:25,447 --> 00:29:26,364
A wanker.

598
00:29:27,688 --> 00:29:28,521
Oh, Aries.

599
00:29:29,753 --> 00:29:30,954
Aries.

600
00:29:30,954 --> 00:29:32,285
Aries.

601
00:29:32,285 --> 00:29:37,075
(sighs) Well, just shows how much I know.

602
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:39,077
"With Mars, your ruler, in the ascendancy,

603
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:41,410
you will get wiped out in
a freak napalming incident,

604
00:29:41,410 --> 00:29:42,651
and Helen says bollocks to you."

605
00:29:42,651 --> 00:29:44,291
This guy's very good.

606
00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:47,006
(doorbell ringing)

607
00:29:47,006 --> 00:29:49,246
(gentle music)

608
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,504
You go.

609
00:29:50,504 --> 00:29:52,514
No, I will. No, you.

610
00:29:52,514 --> 00:29:54,100
I'm not in. I'm out.

611
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:56,039
You don't know where or who with.

612
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:57,706
Especially who with.

613
00:29:58,974 --> 00:30:00,321
Quickly, go on!

614
00:30:00,321 --> 00:30:03,041
(scoffs) I am not answering
the door like this.

615
00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,835
Anna, please, you have to.

616
00:30:04,835 --> 00:30:06,699
It won't be him anyway.

617
00:30:06,699 --> 00:30:09,817
So there's no big deal, is there?

618
00:30:09,817 --> 00:30:13,938
(gentle music continues)

619
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:17,148
Bollocks to him, bollocks
to him, bollocks to him,

620
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,819
bollocks to him, bollocks
to him, bollocks to him,

621
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,366
bollocks to him.

622
00:30:22,366 --> 00:30:23,892
(door creaking)

623
00:30:23,892 --> 00:30:26,920
(birds twittering)

624
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,503
(upbeat music)

625
00:30:32,175 --> 00:30:34,223
Come on, if you don't
drink your fatty drinks,

626
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:38,152
you'll never really
achieve quality cellulite.

627
00:30:38,152 --> 00:30:40,151
Haircut suits you, by the way.

628
00:30:40,151 --> 00:30:42,417
No, it does, it does. No gag.

629
00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:43,982
Never make a joke about women's hair,

630
00:30:43,982 --> 00:30:45,275
clothes, or menstrual cycles.

631
00:30:45,275 --> 00:30:46,234
Page one.

632
00:30:46,234 --> 00:30:48,537
Look, James, maybe I shouldn't be here.

633
00:30:48,537 --> 00:30:53,439
(sighs) I'm sorry. I'm not being fair.

634
00:30:53,439 --> 00:30:57,047
You know, under normal
circumstances, etcetera,

635
00:30:57,047 --> 00:31:00,132
you're really nice and funny.

636
00:31:00,132 --> 00:31:01,940
My friend Anna thinks you're cute.

637
00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:05,135
Wait, hold, hold. Your
friend Anna thinks I'm cute?

638
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:08,099
Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute?

639
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,099
Shit, I just blew, wait,

640
00:31:10,984 --> 00:31:15,798
(sighs) 2.85, 2.85 on the wrong girl.

641
00:31:15,798 --> 00:31:19,858
Helen, listen, sometimes we
are plonked into people's lives

642
00:31:19,858 --> 00:31:22,109
when they just need to be
cheered up and reassured,

643
00:31:22,109 --> 00:31:26,431
and it turns out that for
some reason it's your job.

644
00:31:26,431 --> 00:31:29,919
We don't know why. In
your case, it's my job.

645
00:31:29,919 --> 00:31:31,990
But I'll be honest,

646
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,680
the fact that I find you
moderately attractive

647
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,898
just makes the job easier on my part.

648
00:31:36,898 --> 00:31:38,675
My intentions are completely honorable.

649
00:31:38,675 --> 00:31:43,042
I have no desire to overstep
the mark. Seriously.

650
00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:46,630
Do you prefer diamonds
or sapphires? Sorry.

651
00:31:46,630 --> 00:31:48,362
Moderately attractive?

652
00:31:48,362 --> 00:31:51,340
Aha! I knew you were listening.

653
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:53,884
Well, you know, lose the
sad eyes, the droopy mouth,

654
00:31:53,884 --> 00:31:56,956
that could get you an upgrade.

655
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:59,675
So, having firmly
established the ground rules,

656
00:31:59,675 --> 00:32:01,780
what are you doing two weeks on Saturday?

657
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,077
Probably killing myself.

658
00:32:03,077 --> 00:32:05,297
Excellent. What time does that finish?

659
00:32:05,297 --> 00:32:06,797
Do you like boats?

660
00:32:08,346 --> 00:32:09,667
(rousing music)

661
00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:12,226
[Helen] Do you know, we haven't
done that for two months?

662
00:32:12,226 --> 00:32:14,078
[Gerry] Don't be daft.

663
00:32:14,078 --> 00:32:15,665
Two months.

664
00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:17,683
Almost to the day.

665
00:32:17,683 --> 00:32:19,049
Almost to the day? Listen to you.

666
00:32:19,049 --> 00:32:20,882
What are we, a survey?

667
00:32:22,304 --> 00:32:26,577
Gerry, how did one of my
Waterford crystal brandy glasses

668
00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:29,156
get into the laundry basket?

669
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,122
To the where?

670
00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:31,872
The laundry basket.

671
00:32:33,011 --> 00:32:34,466
I don't know.

672
00:32:34,466 --> 00:32:36,674
I answer questions in '70s pop music.

673
00:32:36,674 --> 00:32:38,704
Last week, when I got the
sack and I came back...

674
00:32:38,704 --> 00:32:40,378
Am I going mad?

675
00:32:40,378 --> 00:32:42,610
But there was a bottle
of brandy and two glasses

676
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:44,289
on the dressing table, wasn't there?

677
00:32:44,289 --> 00:32:46,778
(scoffs) I don't know.
I couldn't really say.

678
00:32:46,778 --> 00:32:48,549
There were, I'm sure.

679
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:51,267
Oh, hang on now, wait a
minute. No, no, I could say.

680
00:32:51,267 --> 00:32:54,132
There was a bottle and one glass because-

681
00:32:54,132 --> 00:32:56,971
No, I'm certain there
were two glasses, Gerry.

682
00:32:56,971 --> 00:33:00,689
Helen, I'm not sure I like where
this conversation is going.

683
00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,140
No, I told you, I couldn't sleep,

684
00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:05,290
so I got up in the night to get
a drink to knock myself out.

685
00:33:05,290 --> 00:33:07,613
It was still there in the
afternoon when you got home.

686
00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:10,222
I mean, you had also that
day, if you remember,

687
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:13,824
taken a blow to the- the- the- the head.

688
00:33:13,824 --> 00:33:14,911
Well, we just had a party.

689
00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:19,451
Maybe one of your mad friends
like Anna threw it there.

690
00:33:19,451 --> 00:33:20,618
I mean, Jesus.

691
00:33:21,828 --> 00:33:25,369
Look, let's spoil the
moment properly, shall we?

692
00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:26,565
What are you trying to say?

693
00:33:26,565 --> 00:33:29,365
Am I shagging a brandy drinker? Yes?

694
00:33:29,365 --> 00:33:30,767
Gerry, ease up, will you?

695
00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:32,654
For Christ's sake, I'm only asking.

696
00:33:32,654 --> 00:33:35,204
(scoffs) Oh, women never ask.

697
00:33:35,204 --> 00:33:37,382
No, they don't ask, they insinuate.

698
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:41,137
And you are insinuating,
not very subtly, may I add,

699
00:33:41,137 --> 00:33:42,137
that I am...

700
00:33:45,731 --> 00:33:46,564
Thanks.

701
00:33:47,746 --> 00:33:50,690
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Thank you, thanks.

702
00:33:50,690 --> 00:33:51,523
I mean...

703
00:33:52,538 --> 00:33:56,131
I mean, (stammers), I
mean, thank you, thank you.

704
00:33:56,131 --> 00:33:58,278
I mean, this, you know, this, this is the,

705
00:33:58,278 --> 00:33:59,395
this is the right time, isn't it,

706
00:33:59,395 --> 00:34:01,580
to address our relationship, isn't it?

707
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:04,937
I mean, it's- it's- it's
perfect. Perfect moment.

708
00:34:04,937 --> 00:34:07,941
Gerry, for God's sakes, I
asked a simple question.

709
00:34:07,941 --> 00:34:11,108
There's no need to become Woody Allen.

710
00:34:14,373 --> 00:34:15,724
(engine rumbling)

711
00:34:15,724 --> 00:34:18,307
(gentle music)

712
00:34:22,675 --> 00:34:25,784
Thanks, James. I'm sorry
if you had a lousy time.

713
00:34:25,784 --> 00:34:26,958
Are you kidding?

714
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:28,783
In my book, getting to drink
two chocolate milkshakes

715
00:34:28,783 --> 00:34:31,472
in one sitting represents social splendor.

716
00:34:31,472 --> 00:34:33,878
It's one of the perks of being shallow.

717
00:34:33,878 --> 00:34:36,628
Take care, Helen. You'll be fine.

718
00:34:38,341 --> 00:34:40,924
(upbeat music)

719
00:34:53,608 --> 00:34:55,441
Thank you very much.

720
00:35:03,647 --> 00:35:05,093
It's amazing how you can actually learn

721
00:35:05,093 --> 00:35:07,251
to despise inanimate objects,

722
00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:09,338
like tin openers that don't open tins,

723
00:35:09,338 --> 00:35:12,307
egg mayonnaise, and skipjack tuna.

724
00:35:12,307 --> 00:35:13,998
You going out?

725
00:35:13,998 --> 00:35:15,599
Yeah. I was just writing you a note.

726
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:17,845
I'm off to the library. I
have some stuff to read up on.

727
00:35:17,845 --> 00:35:20,178
-(Gerry clears throat)
-OK.

728
00:35:20,178 --> 00:35:24,298
Well, I won't be more
than a couple of hours.

729
00:35:24,298 --> 00:35:25,900
Would you rather I didn't go?

730
00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:28,233
No, no, of course not. Go.

731
00:35:29,433 --> 00:35:30,266
OK, bye.

732
00:35:35,070 --> 00:35:37,487
(door slams)

733
00:35:43,955 --> 00:35:46,788
(engine rumbling)

734
00:35:50,206 --> 00:35:55,206
-(chiming)
-(suspenseful music)

735
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,157
(mysterious music)

736
00:36:13,898 --> 00:36:16,731
(whimsical music)

737
00:36:20,141 --> 00:36:23,252
Lydia, what are you talking
about? She followed me.

738
00:36:23,252 --> 00:36:24,972
I said I was going to the library,

739
00:36:24,972 --> 00:36:28,639
so I've come to the
library, for God's sake!

740
00:36:29,845 --> 00:36:30,993
Of course I can't come now.

741
00:36:30,993 --> 00:36:32,476
I mean, what if she's still lurking

742
00:36:32,476 --> 00:36:34,435
or waiting around the corner or something?

743
00:36:34,435 --> 00:36:35,857
[Lydia] So, what? I mean, is she there?

744
00:36:35,857 --> 00:36:38,728
Lydia, I don't know why she
followed me. I'm not a sleuth.

745
00:36:38,728 --> 00:36:39,690
[Lydia] I have taken

746
00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:41,090
-two hours off work, Gerry.
-Please. Now, look.

747
00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:43,257
Please, don't get hysterical.
Don't get hysterical

748
00:36:43,257 --> 00:36:44,780
Look, I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry.

749
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:47,459
I booked our hotel in
Dorset. Are we still going?

750
00:36:47,459 --> 00:36:48,376
Do you wanna cancel it?

751
00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:50,918
I mean, is she going to follow us there?

752
00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,525
Do you wanna end this,
Gerry, because I am not-

753
00:36:52,525 --> 00:36:53,841
Yes. I mean, no.

754
00:36:53,841 --> 00:36:55,791
I mean, no, I don't want...

755
00:36:55,791 --> 00:36:57,503
Of course we're still going up.

756
00:36:57,503 --> 00:36:58,656
Don't...

757
00:36:58,656 --> 00:36:59,836
Don't...

758
00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:01,114
-Don't-
-Don't, don't, don't,

759
00:37:01,114 --> 00:37:02,403
don't what?

760
00:37:02,403 --> 00:37:04,055
I don't know.

761
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,031
Look, we're going to Dorset, OK?

762
00:37:06,031 --> 00:37:07,878
We're going to have a great time.

763
00:37:07,878 --> 00:37:10,795
And, uh, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

764
00:37:20,187 --> 00:37:21,020
Right.

765
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,801
That's the lot.

766
00:37:23,801 --> 00:37:25,091
You don't live there anymore.

767
00:37:25,091 --> 00:37:28,306
Thanks for going again, Anna.

768
00:37:28,306 --> 00:37:30,107
Any evidence of her?

769
00:37:30,107 --> 00:37:32,190
Nothing that stood out.

770
00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:36,200
(telephone ringing)

771
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,319
Hello?

772
00:37:37,319 --> 00:37:40,041
[James] Hi, it's James. Is Helen there?

773
00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:40,874
Helen.

774
00:37:42,587 --> 00:37:44,005
It's James.

775
00:37:44,005 --> 00:37:46,588
(gentle music)

776
00:37:48,651 --> 00:37:51,392
-Hello?
-It's only the magician.

777
00:37:51,392 --> 00:37:52,904
Yes, tonight tonight.

778
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:56,453
You know, the tonight that
comes immediately after today.

779
00:37:56,453 --> 00:37:58,670
He wants to go out tonight.

780
00:37:58,670 --> 00:37:59,912
Go.

781
00:37:59,912 --> 00:38:01,813
Please come. It'll be a laugh.

782
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:02,646
Um...

783
00:38:03,843 --> 00:38:04,935
OK.

784
00:38:04,935 --> 00:38:05,768
Great.

785
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:07,534
See ya.

786
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,753
-OK?
-Yeah.

787
00:38:11,753 --> 00:38:13,773
She doesn't wanna leave here.

788
00:38:13,773 --> 00:38:15,304
I know.

789
00:38:15,304 --> 00:38:17,002
She's really frail, James.

790
00:38:17,002 --> 00:38:18,620
Do you want me to postpone my trip?

791
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:20,172
There's another course later in the year.

792
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:22,386
It's only a couple of
weeks. You should go.

793
00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:23,641
You sure? It's not that important.

794
00:38:23,641 --> 00:38:26,938
It is important. I want you to go.

795
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,502
OK.

796
00:38:28,502 --> 00:38:31,004
It's going to be hard to leave
this place, James, but...

797
00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:34,062
But you've still got the London flat.

798
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,062
You'll be nearer the hospital,

799
00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:37,047
and you can get much better crack in town.

800
00:38:37,047 --> 00:38:40,087
(mom laughing)

801
00:38:40,087 --> 00:38:42,632
Hey, you know what the
Monty Python boys say.

802
00:38:42,632 --> 00:38:46,159
"Nobody expects the Spanish
Inquisition." I know.

803
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,252
Exactly!

804
00:38:47,252 --> 00:38:49,869
Sorry, Let me just...

805
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,971
Lydia's becoming more and more demanding,

806
00:38:51,971 --> 00:38:54,844
and you feel bad because
Helen's working night and day

807
00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:56,417
to keep the money coming in.

808
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:57,711
But you've asked Helen to come

809
00:38:57,711 --> 00:39:00,060
on a research trip to Dorset with you,

810
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:01,630
knowing that she won't be able to,

811
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:05,219
to cover up the fact that
you're really taking Lydia.

812
00:39:05,219 --> 00:39:06,560
And despite the fact

813
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,726
that Lydia gave you an out on the phone,

814
00:39:08,726 --> 00:39:10,225
which you didn't take,

815
00:39:10,225 --> 00:39:12,266
you're having a moral dilemma.

816
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,002
Gerry, you are a morality-free zone.

817
00:39:15,002 --> 00:39:18,547
If I had no morals,
would I be discussing it?

818
00:39:18,547 --> 00:39:22,297
Whose idea was this
trip, yours or Lydia's?

819
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:28,162
You wanna get out of this Lydia
thing, I foresee problems.

820
00:39:28,162 --> 00:39:29,487
And I wouldn't mind betting you're talking

821
00:39:29,487 --> 00:39:32,940
to yourself in the mirror again.

822
00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:34,167
Very bad sign.

823
00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:36,584
You've no compassion. None!

824
00:39:37,759 --> 00:39:39,966
Why do I bother confiding in you?

825
00:39:39,966 --> 00:39:44,966
I'm your mate. I'm here
to help you. (laughs)

826
00:39:45,479 --> 00:39:46,312
I'm sorry.

827
00:39:48,225 --> 00:39:50,362
I'm here to help you.

828
00:39:50,362 --> 00:39:52,353
(everyone laughing)

829
00:39:52,353 --> 00:39:55,221
It's all happening. (vocalizes)

830
00:39:55,221 --> 00:39:57,480
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

831
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,880
Our chief weapon is surprise.

832
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,262
Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise.

833
00:40:00,262 --> 00:40:03,625
Our two, two chief weapons
are surprise and fear.

834
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,562
And a ruthless efficiency.

835
00:40:04,562 --> 00:40:07,078
Our three, three main
weapons are fear, surprise,

836
00:40:07,078 --> 00:40:09,048
and a ruthless efficiency.

837
00:40:09,048 --> 00:40:09,968
I'll come in again!"

838
00:40:09,968 --> 00:40:12,968
(everyone laughing)

839
00:40:14,407 --> 00:40:15,808
[Waiter] There we go.

840
00:40:15,808 --> 00:40:17,224
-Whoa!
-Oh, wow!

841
00:40:17,224 --> 00:40:19,322
-Wow!
-Pass me your plate.

842
00:40:19,322 --> 00:40:22,017
How do you do, Nigel?
Very nice to meet you.

843
00:40:22,017 --> 00:40:25,374
(everyone chattering)

844
00:40:25,374 --> 00:40:26,895
-Thank you very much.
-(everyone laughing)

845
00:40:26,895 --> 00:40:29,478
(gentle music)

846
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,515
I am deadly serious.

847
00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:35,196
Oh, just set up my own PR company?

848
00:40:35,196 --> 00:40:36,090
Yeah, well, why not?

849
00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:40,542
You've got the experience,
the knowhow, the contacts.

850
00:40:40,542 --> 00:40:41,433
You wanna spend the rest of your life

851
00:40:41,433 --> 00:40:43,101
working for other people?

852
00:40:43,101 --> 00:40:45,597
Hey, what's the worst that
could possibly happen?

853
00:40:45,597 --> 00:40:47,238
Um, I could fail miserably

854
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:49,097
and look like a complete tosser.

855
00:40:49,097 --> 00:40:50,594
Exactly, so what is there to worry about?

856
00:40:50,594 --> 00:40:53,261
(both laughing)

857
00:40:54,279 --> 00:40:56,779
(Helen sighs)

858
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,478
I had a really nice time, James.

859
00:41:01,478 --> 00:41:03,053
Did you? Oh shit, sorry.

860
00:41:03,053 --> 00:41:04,910
That's against the rules, isn't it?

861
00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:06,614
Yes, it is, so just bear that in mind

862
00:41:06,614 --> 00:41:07,722
in the future, would you?

863
00:41:07,722 --> 00:41:09,953
I'm getting over a major breakup.

864
00:41:09,953 --> 00:41:12,730
Yeah, sorry. Won't happen again.

865
00:41:12,730 --> 00:41:15,535
(Helen chuckles)

866
00:41:15,535 --> 00:41:19,607
(gentle music continues)

867
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:21,679
Goodnight, Helen.

868
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:25,193
(Helen chuckles)

869
00:41:25,193 --> 00:41:27,739
Hey, you know, everything
happens for the best.

870
00:41:27,739 --> 00:41:30,155
You'll never know if you don't try.

871
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:31,967
Wear something warm on Saturday.

872
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,107
It can get cold on the river.

873
00:41:34,107 --> 00:41:34,940
Take care.

874
00:41:38,346 --> 00:41:41,013
(door creaking)

875
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:48,636
♪ Is that you ♪

876
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:53,149
♪ Looks like you've
changed your ways again ♪

877
00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:56,003
So what other ideas has James run by you?

878
00:41:56,003 --> 00:41:57,656
Anna, don't do that.

879
00:41:57,656 --> 00:41:59,729
Don't do desperate mother acting with me.

880
00:41:59,729 --> 00:42:01,896
He's a friend, OK? Friend.

881
00:42:03,327 --> 00:42:06,277
I'm not remotely interested
in him romantically.

882
00:42:06,277 --> 00:42:07,138
You're not?

883
00:42:07,138 --> 00:42:07,971
No.

884
00:42:08,851 --> 00:42:09,684
So how come last night

885
00:42:09,684 --> 00:42:11,027
was the first night since you've been here

886
00:42:11,027 --> 00:42:12,856
you didn't ask if anyone had called

887
00:42:12,856 --> 00:42:15,664
the second you walked in the door?

888
00:42:15,664 --> 00:42:19,168
♪ But I know now ♪

889
00:42:19,168 --> 00:42:24,168
♪ It's not always a happy ending ♪

890
00:42:24,364 --> 00:42:29,364
♪ Yeah, but hey ♪

891
00:42:29,469 --> 00:42:34,469
♪ Here comes that rainy day again ♪

892
00:42:36,539 --> 00:42:39,917
♪ Hey, look at me ♪

893
00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:44,889
♪ I don't feel like crying, no ♪

894
00:42:44,889 --> 00:42:49,889
♪ I don't feel like crying, no ♪

895
00:42:49,902 --> 00:42:54,902
♪ I don't feel like it ♪

896
00:42:56,824 --> 00:43:00,393
♪ And hey, look at me ♪

897
00:43:00,393 --> 00:43:01,643
You're sorry?

898
00:43:02,665 --> 00:43:05,248
You're sorry that four of the staff here

899
00:43:05,248 --> 00:43:06,801
have been cut down with food poisoning

900
00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:09,099
after eating your sandwiches?

901
00:43:09,099 --> 00:43:12,282
And before you speak, yes, they
all had the same sandwiches

902
00:43:12,282 --> 00:43:15,320
and the same symptoms at the same time.

903
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,149
Are you trained in the
catering trade, may I ask?

904
00:43:18,149 --> 00:43:19,915
No, actually I work in PR, but-

905
00:43:19,915 --> 00:43:21,534
Well, you're not doing a particularly good

906
00:43:21,534 --> 00:43:24,127
PR job this morning, are you?

907
00:43:24,127 --> 00:43:26,142
Luckily for you, I've
convinced my colleagues

908
00:43:26,142 --> 00:43:29,861
not to take the matter
any further, this time.

909
00:43:29,861 --> 00:43:34,861
Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have five people's work to do.

910
00:43:34,984 --> 00:43:36,265
Sorry?

911
00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:39,246
Helen has been delivering
sandwiches to your office?

912
00:43:39,246 --> 00:43:42,786
Yes. And today I had reason to summon her.

913
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,886
Well, I made up a reason,
to be brutally honest.

914
00:43:45,886 --> 00:43:47,672
She's quite pretty in a British,

915
00:43:47,672 --> 00:43:49,392
horsey sort of way, isn't she?

916
00:43:49,392 --> 00:43:53,203
Lydia, what are you playing
at? Have you gone raving mad?

917
00:43:53,203 --> 00:43:55,392
She's not bloody stupid, you know.

918
00:43:55,392 --> 00:43:57,072
I wouldn't say that.

919
00:43:57,072 --> 00:43:59,997
I wanted to see what the woman
you ditched me for is like.

920
00:43:59,997 --> 00:44:01,792
Now, now, now, now, wait a second.

921
00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,393
I didn't ditch you for...

922
00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:04,753
I mean, you went back to America.

923
00:44:04,753 --> 00:44:06,104
I wanted to see what this girl

924
00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:09,425
you seem to have no intention of leaving,

925
00:44:09,425 --> 00:44:12,874
despite the occasional pre-orgasmic
suggestion that you are,

926
00:44:12,874 --> 00:44:15,950
has that is so unleaveable.

927
00:44:15,950 --> 00:44:17,383
And I have to say that I ended

928
00:44:17,383 --> 00:44:19,643
our brief meeting at a bit of a loss.

929
00:44:19,643 --> 00:44:21,772
Lydia, don't talk like
this, now. It sounds ugly.

930
00:44:21,772 --> 00:44:26,022
I told you before, I cannot
leave Helen for- for...

931
00:44:27,835 --> 00:44:29,335
-You know.
-For me?

932
00:44:32,442 --> 00:44:35,226
Is that what you're trying to say?

933
00:44:35,226 --> 00:44:37,360
You can't leave her

934
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,704
for me?

935
00:44:38,704 --> 00:44:40,836
Well, you never said you
wanted that, have you?

936
00:44:40,836 --> 00:44:45,261
Gerry, I'm a woman. We
don't say what we want.

937
00:44:45,261 --> 00:44:46,978
But we reserve the right to be pissed off

938
00:44:46,978 --> 00:44:48,418
if we don't get it.

939
00:44:48,418 --> 00:44:51,342
That's what makes us so fascinating,

940
00:44:51,342 --> 00:44:53,323
and not a little bit scary.

941
00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:56,164
(telephone ringing)

942
00:44:56,164 --> 00:44:57,337
-Hello?
-Ah.

943
00:44:57,337 --> 00:44:59,582
Gerald Flanagan, at last.

944
00:44:59,582 --> 00:45:01,379
This is your kindly Uncle Russell here.

945
00:45:01,379 --> 00:45:03,103
(door shuts)

946
00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:05,185
Listen, wherever you were tonight,

947
00:45:05,185 --> 00:45:07,713
as if we need to ask, you weren't with me.

948
00:45:07,713 --> 00:45:09,603
Helen called here looking for you.

949
00:45:09,603 --> 00:45:10,659
OK.

950
00:45:10,659 --> 00:45:11,575
Yeah, all right.

951
00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:14,280
OK, thanks, mate. Bye.

952
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,753
Thank God. I was so worried.

953
00:45:16,753 --> 00:45:18,162
Where have you been?

954
00:45:18,162 --> 00:45:22,613
I went to Anna's. I needed
to see a friendly face.

955
00:45:22,613 --> 00:45:24,468
I've had a horrible day.

956
00:45:24,468 --> 00:45:27,707
I met Cruella de Ville's
less-nice sister this morning.

957
00:45:27,707 --> 00:45:29,663
She completely deflated me.

958
00:45:29,663 --> 00:45:30,496
I know.

959
00:45:31,572 --> 00:45:33,729
How do you know?

960
00:45:33,729 --> 00:45:35,741
Well, no, I mean I can tell.

961
00:45:35,741 --> 00:45:37,741
Jeez, you look terrible.

962
00:45:38,676 --> 00:45:41,176
(Helen sighs)

963
00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:46,697
Where were you earlier? I
really needed to talk to you.

964
00:45:46,697 --> 00:45:49,423
Oh, I had some stuff to read up on,

965
00:45:49,423 --> 00:45:51,840
so I went to the library.

966
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,895
God, you're always at the library.

967
00:45:54,895 --> 00:45:58,088
(sick) I'm sick of waiting on tables.

968
00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:02,588
I know when you finish the book
we'll be millionaires, but,

969
00:46:02,588 --> 00:46:05,255
when are you going to finish it?

970
00:46:06,256 --> 00:46:10,771
I'm going to finish it very
soon, Helen. Very soon.

971
00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:13,354
(gentle music)

972
00:46:14,257 --> 00:46:17,924
Helen, there's something
I want to tell you,

973
00:46:19,436 --> 00:46:21,019
I need to tell you.

974
00:46:21,948 --> 00:46:26,382
Um, it's a little bit to
do with the brandy glass,

975
00:46:26,382 --> 00:46:31,231
and a little bit to do with
that woman you met today.

976
00:46:31,231 --> 00:46:35,481
Only, please let me finish
before you say anything.

977
00:46:36,846 --> 00:46:37,679
OK?

978
00:46:42,272 --> 00:46:43,105
Helen?

979
00:46:43,964 --> 00:46:47,495
(gentle music continues)

980
00:46:47,495 --> 00:46:48,508
Bollocks.

981
00:46:48,508 --> 00:46:50,631
-(upbeat music)
-Come on, James!

982
00:46:50,631 --> 00:46:52,131
-Now pull!
-Pull!

983
00:46:53,003 --> 00:46:53,836
James!

984
00:46:58,121 --> 00:46:59,648
James!

985
00:46:59,648 --> 00:47:01,965
-Pull!
-Go, boy! Come on!

986
00:47:01,965 --> 00:47:03,920
♪ I've got an aching in my bones ♪

987
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,888
♪ I've been exposed ♪

988
00:47:05,888 --> 00:47:08,090
-♪ To what I want to see ♪
-Pull! Pull!

989
00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:10,424
Come on! Come on!

990
00:47:10,424 --> 00:47:12,335
♪ The fuse is burning somewhere ♪

991
00:47:12,335 --> 00:47:13,969
♪ It's drenched in heat ♪

992
00:47:13,969 --> 00:47:14,998
Come on!

993
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:19,331
-♪ It's where I long to be ♪
-Come on!

994
00:47:20,549 --> 00:47:21,919
It's really weird.

995
00:47:21,919 --> 00:47:23,404
I knew there'd be a boat race going by

996
00:47:23,404 --> 00:47:25,977
with the purple and white shirts.

997
00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,632
Sorry?

998
00:47:27,632 --> 00:47:29,994
Why hasn't he asked you
to go with him to Dorset?

999
00:47:29,994 --> 00:47:32,092
He has. I've got to work.

1000
00:47:32,092 --> 00:47:33,754
Anyway, it'll be good for him to get away.

1001
00:47:33,754 --> 00:47:35,671
We need a bit of space.

1002
00:47:37,379 --> 00:47:39,997
Anna, can I ask a daft question?

1003
00:47:39,997 --> 00:47:44,106
Did you drop a glass in the
laundry basket at our party?

1004
00:47:44,106 --> 00:47:45,987
Sounds like a ridiculous thing to do.

1005
00:47:45,987 --> 00:47:48,917
It was almost certainly me.

1006
00:47:48,917 --> 00:47:49,886
Are you OK?

1007
00:47:49,886 --> 00:47:51,513
Just going quietly mad.

1008
00:47:51,513 --> 00:47:53,697
Oh, thank God for that. I was worried.

1009
00:47:53,697 --> 00:47:56,877
(spectators cheering)

1010
00:47:56,877 --> 00:47:57,710
Faster!

1011
00:47:59,716 --> 00:48:01,324
Yeah!

1012
00:48:01,324 --> 00:48:02,157
Yeah!

1013
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,963
-♪ And to my left ♪
-♪ And to my left ♪

1014
00:48:05,963 --> 00:48:08,293
-♪ And to my right ♪
-♪ And to my right ♪

1015
00:48:08,293 --> 00:48:10,495
-♪ And with my left ♪
-♪ And with my left ♪

1016
00:48:10,495 --> 00:48:12,703
-♪ And with my right ♪
-♪ And with my right ♪

1017
00:48:12,703 --> 00:48:16,303
-♪ And with the, hit ♪
-♪ And with the, hit ♪

1018
00:48:16,303 --> 00:48:17,527
(James laughs)

1019
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:20,642
♪ Father Abraham ♪

1020
00:48:20,642 --> 00:48:23,198
♪ Hit, had seven sons, hit, hit ♪

1021
00:48:23,198 --> 00:48:27,615
♪ Seven sons had Father Abraham, hit ♪

1022
00:48:29,082 --> 00:48:32,064
Are you sure it's just writer's block?

1023
00:48:32,064 --> 00:48:34,397
I mean, you seem so distant.

1024
00:48:35,690 --> 00:48:39,443
I'm here, Gerry, if you need
to talk to me about anything.

1025
00:48:39,443 --> 00:48:40,711
Hey, that's Helen in there.

1026
00:48:40,711 --> 00:48:44,891
♪ Seven sons had Father
Abraham, hit, hoo ♪

1027
00:48:44,891 --> 00:48:47,874
But she's got blonde hair.

1028
00:48:47,874 --> 00:48:49,016
There's loads of them,

1029
00:48:49,016 --> 00:48:52,683
having some kind of
sponsored epileptic fit.

1030
00:48:56,128 --> 00:48:56,961
Lydia.

1031
00:48:58,134 --> 00:49:01,856
Maybe it isn't writer's
block at all, Gerry.

1032
00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:03,773
Maybe it's Helen block.

1033
00:49:04,965 --> 00:49:08,156
I don't want to hear about Helen.

1034
00:49:08,156 --> 00:49:09,156
I don't care

1035
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,040
about Helen.

1036
00:49:14,264 --> 00:49:16,181
The trouble is, you do,

1037
00:49:17,347 --> 00:49:18,514
quite clearly.

1038
00:49:21,342 --> 00:49:25,215
I just thought of a great
finish for your book.

1039
00:49:25,215 --> 00:49:26,048
"The end."

1040
00:49:34,621 --> 00:49:37,543
(bar patrons cheering)

1041
00:49:37,543 --> 00:49:40,126
(upbeat music)

1042
00:49:41,322 --> 00:49:43,275
Yes you are, Clive.

1043
00:49:43,275 --> 00:49:45,940
He's opening his first
restaurant in six days,

1044
00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:48,439
and he's completely disorganized.

1045
00:49:48,439 --> 00:49:49,578
Well, you know, at my old company,

1046
00:49:49,578 --> 00:49:53,174
we had wars getting Pierre
Claude's restaurant open.

1047
00:49:53,174 --> 00:49:54,600
You did Pierre Claude?

1048
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,469
[Helen] Mm.

1049
00:49:56,469 --> 00:49:57,937
He's my hero.

1050
00:49:57,937 --> 00:50:00,375
You did his launch? (laughs)

1051
00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:02,183
Well, I heard that was a really classy do.

1052
00:50:02,183 --> 00:50:04,428
People went on about it.

1053
00:50:04,428 --> 00:50:06,428
I mean, six days is...

1054
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:09,722
Could I come down and take a look?

1055
00:50:09,722 --> 00:50:12,105
I can't promise anything stupendous.

1056
00:50:12,105 --> 00:50:14,822
Sure, yeah, yeah, no problem.

1057
00:50:14,822 --> 00:50:17,370
You're kidding? Yeah, come down.

1058
00:50:17,370 --> 00:50:18,970
Pierre Claude?

1059
00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:19,803
Oh, wow!

1060
00:50:24,309 --> 00:50:26,299
You're very thoughtful, James.

1061
00:50:26,299 --> 00:50:28,447
You give out an incredible amount.

1062
00:50:28,447 --> 00:50:30,784
Oh, you're the same.

1063
00:50:30,784 --> 00:50:31,885
You encouraged me today.

1064
00:50:31,885 --> 00:50:34,241
I saw you jumping up and
down like a mad thing.

1065
00:50:34,241 --> 00:50:35,437
(both laughing)

1066
00:50:35,437 --> 00:50:36,854
It spurred me on.

1067
00:50:40,078 --> 00:50:41,985
I love this bridge.

1068
00:50:41,985 --> 00:50:45,581
My great-grandfather helped build it.

1069
00:50:45,581 --> 00:50:49,748
I often come and stand on
it when I want to, um...

1070
00:50:50,939 --> 00:50:52,356
Build a bridge?

1071
00:50:53,269 --> 00:50:56,686
-(Helen laughs)
-I'm sorry.

1072
00:51:03,418 --> 00:51:06,141
Oh God, James, don't. Oh.

1073
00:51:06,141 --> 00:51:07,974
-I'm sorry.
-No, I'm...

1074
00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,732
I know this is

1075
00:51:10,732 --> 00:51:13,825
an ideal sort of kissing moment.

1076
00:51:13,825 --> 00:51:17,330
You know, night, moon,
boat, water lapping.

1077
00:51:17,330 --> 00:51:19,708
You know, it's, um, it's perfect.

1078
00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:24,360
And I'm, I'm not not feeling
that it would be nice,

1079
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,982
but I don't really know
anything about you, and I'm,

1080
00:51:27,982 --> 00:51:29,752
I'm still on the rebound.

1081
00:51:29,752 --> 00:51:32,843
Oh God, I hate that word, but I am.

1082
00:51:32,843 --> 00:51:35,448
Oh, who isn't? Everyone is.

1083
00:51:35,448 --> 00:51:37,796
I'm on the rebound myself,

1084
00:51:37,796 --> 00:51:38,629
in a way.

1085
00:51:41,195 --> 00:51:44,432
So who are you on the rebound from?

1086
00:51:44,432 --> 00:51:46,328
A girl called Pamela.

1087
00:51:46,328 --> 00:51:49,600
My whole life pivots around
Pam and I breaking up.

1088
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,780
When was that?

1089
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,726
1973. We were eight.

1090
00:51:52,726 --> 00:51:54,384
(Helen laughing)

1091
00:51:54,384 --> 00:51:57,251
I bloody loved that woman.

1092
00:51:57,251 --> 00:52:01,029
No warning. Just up, gone,
left me for somebody else.

1093
00:52:01,029 --> 00:52:02,195
Who?

1094
00:52:02,195 --> 00:52:03,585
Gary Glitter.

1095
00:52:03,585 --> 00:52:04,676
Get out!

1096
00:52:04,676 --> 00:52:07,676
Gary Glitter, for crying out loud.

1097
00:52:09,039 --> 00:52:10,322
I mean, all my friends were being left

1098
00:52:10,322 --> 00:52:13,470
for Donny Osmond or David Cassidy.

1099
00:52:13,470 --> 00:52:16,268
I could've come to terms
with that, given time.

1100
00:52:16,268 --> 00:52:20,516
But Gary? Oh, she wanted
to touch him there, yeah.

1101
00:52:20,516 --> 00:52:21,771
You know?

1102
00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:24,156
Well, I went to pieces,
as you can imagine.

1103
00:52:24,156 --> 00:52:26,597
And there was no junior
Prozac to see me through, so-

1104
00:52:26,597 --> 00:52:29,180
(gentle music)

1105
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:39,766
S- so, I, uh,

1106
00:52:39,766 --> 00:52:40,722
I, um-

1107
00:52:40,722 --> 00:52:41,602
I kissed you.

1108
00:52:41,602 --> 00:52:44,439
Yeah, yeah, I spotted that, too.

1109
00:52:44,439 --> 00:52:46,191
You weren't gonna do that.

1110
00:52:46,191 --> 00:52:49,678
Um, (clears throat) would you mind, um,

1111
00:52:49,678 --> 00:52:50,761
just putting that down

1112
00:52:50,761 --> 00:52:54,505
to a momentary lapse
of, um, concentration?

1113
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,520
Is that what it was?

1114
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,100
No.

1115
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,186
Y- yes?

1116
00:52:58,186 --> 00:52:59,107
I don't...

1117
00:52:59,107 --> 00:52:59,940
Oh, help.

1118
00:53:00,861 --> 00:53:04,278
(gentle music continues)

1119
00:53:06,202 --> 00:53:08,961
I don't want to be a
confusion in your life, Helen.

1120
00:53:08,961 --> 00:53:10,583
I don't, truly.

1121
00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:14,750
But something's happened
to me since I've met you,

1122
00:53:15,729 --> 00:53:19,396
that I wasn't expecting,
and I don't really,

1123
00:53:20,357 --> 00:53:22,536
well, well, I wasn't expecting...

1124
00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,747
(sighs) Repetition of
expecting. Must buy a thesaurus.

1125
00:53:25,747 --> 00:53:26,580
Anyway...

1126
00:53:28,234 --> 00:53:31,651
(gentle music continues)

1127
00:53:36,345 --> 00:53:39,262
(passionate music)

1128
00:54:12,505 --> 00:54:15,422
(birds twittering)

1129
00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:27,741
(upbeat music)

1130
00:54:27,741 --> 00:54:29,908
(chiming)

1131
00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:34,714
(horn honking)

1132
00:54:34,714 --> 00:54:36,238
(brooding music)

1133
00:54:36,238 --> 00:54:37,598
You did remember to take a full-page ad

1134
00:54:37,598 --> 00:54:38,676
in "Adulterers Weekly"?

1135
00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:39,509
Jesus.

1136
00:54:44,409 --> 00:54:46,249
Lydia, get in the car, will you?

1137
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,333
How many years have you been going

1138
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:49,656
to paint that stain off?

1139
00:54:49,656 --> 00:54:51,818
(Lydia sighs)

1140
00:54:51,818 --> 00:54:55,854
-(tires screeching)
-(engine revving)

1141
00:54:55,854 --> 00:54:58,437
(upbeat music)

1142
00:55:14,570 --> 00:55:16,010
♪ Ooh, now ♪

1143
00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:19,634
♪ I must believe ♪

1144
00:55:19,634 --> 00:55:23,451
♪ I can do anything ♪

1145
00:55:23,451 --> 00:55:27,646
♪ I can heal anyone ♪

1146
00:55:27,646 --> 00:55:31,510
♪ I must believe ♪

1147
00:55:31,510 --> 00:55:33,393
♪ I am the wind ♪

1148
00:55:33,393 --> 00:55:35,394
♪ Yeah ♪

1149
00:55:35,394 --> 00:55:37,450
♪ I am the sea ♪

1150
00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:39,242
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

1151
00:55:39,242 --> 00:55:42,812
♪ I am the wind, I am
the sea, I am the sun ♪

1152
00:55:42,812 --> 00:55:46,776
♪ I can be anyone ♪

1153
00:55:46,776 --> 00:55:49,141
♪ Oh, this world is mine ♪

1154
00:55:49,141 --> 00:55:50,758
♪ This world is mine ♪

1155
00:55:50,758 --> 00:55:54,467
♪ For all of time, for all of time ♪

1156
00:55:54,467 --> 00:55:56,667
♪ I can turn any stone ♪

1157
00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,360
♪ Call any place my home ♪

1158
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,335
♪ I can do anything ♪

1159
00:56:01,335 --> 00:56:02,918
(camera shutters clicking)

1160
00:56:02,918 --> 00:56:05,574
(ominous music)

1161
00:56:05,574 --> 00:56:08,536
♪ I know I'm gonna get myself together ♪

1162
00:56:08,536 --> 00:56:10,887
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna get myself together ♪

1163
00:56:10,887 --> 00:56:12,705
♪ Yeah ♪

1164
00:56:12,705 --> 00:56:14,332
♪ Use the force ♪

1165
00:56:14,332 --> 00:56:17,249
(group chattering)

1166
00:56:22,864 --> 00:56:24,629
What do you mean you want to see me?

1167
00:56:24,629 --> 00:56:27,378
Jesus Christ, Gerry, what...

1168
00:56:27,378 --> 00:56:29,157
How did you get in?

1169
00:56:29,157 --> 00:56:32,270
One of the waiters is a
friend of Russell, see?

1170
00:56:32,270 --> 00:56:34,963
He got me a ticket.
It's a great do, Helen.

1171
00:56:34,963 --> 00:56:36,619
I hear your company's really taking off.

1172
00:56:36,619 --> 00:56:39,632
Gerry, you can't just turn up like this.

1173
00:56:39,632 --> 00:56:41,797
This is a really important night for me.

1174
00:56:41,797 --> 00:56:45,125
Yes, I can, Helen. I can just turn up.

1175
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:48,219
It's the most important
just-turn-up I've ever done.

1176
00:56:48,219 --> 00:56:50,133
Oh God. We can't talk in here.

1177
00:56:50,133 --> 00:56:51,723
(upbeat music continues)

1178
00:56:51,723 --> 00:56:53,692
♪ I must believe ♪

1179
00:56:53,692 --> 00:56:57,485
♪ I must believe, I must believe ♪

1180
00:56:57,485 --> 00:57:02,210
We've been through too much
just to drop this, haven't we?

1181
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,043
Surely.

1182
00:57:04,914 --> 00:57:05,747
Helen.

1183
00:57:06,641 --> 00:57:08,224
Please, look at me.

1184
00:57:11,059 --> 00:57:11,892
I'm sorry.

1185
00:57:14,646 --> 00:57:15,729
Really sorry.

1186
00:57:17,661 --> 00:57:19,649
You're too good not to fight for.

1187
00:57:19,649 --> 00:57:21,791
Don't, Gerry, don't talk about fights.

1188
00:57:21,791 --> 00:57:23,291
I...

1189
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:26,708
(upbeat music continues)

1190
00:57:29,089 --> 00:57:30,839
Good-looking bloke.

1191
00:57:32,006 --> 00:57:33,295
Are you seeing him?

1192
00:57:33,295 --> 00:57:34,395
I...

1193
00:57:34,395 --> 00:57:37,562
I'm sorry. It's not my place to ask.

1194
00:57:39,139 --> 00:57:40,758
Is that him?

1195
00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:41,841
I guess so.

1196
00:57:42,891 --> 00:57:44,159
Does she know about Claudia?

1197
00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:44,992
No.

1198
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,632
I really like her, Clive.

1199
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:52,306
I'm confused. I feel a bit lost suddenly.

1200
00:57:52,306 --> 00:57:55,043
Gerry, I really have to go back inside.

1201
00:57:55,043 --> 00:57:58,397
Will you come and see me, Helen?

1202
00:57:58,397 --> 00:58:01,782
Please, Helen, there's so
much more I want to say.

1203
00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:02,699
I miss you.

1204
00:58:04,809 --> 00:58:06,892
Will you come and see me?

1205
00:58:08,808 --> 00:58:09,975
Please, Helen.

1206
00:58:11,076 --> 00:58:11,909
I'll go.

1207
00:58:14,344 --> 00:58:16,094
Thanks for listening.

1208
00:58:16,929 --> 00:58:19,474
I'm really proud of you.

1209
00:58:19,474 --> 00:58:21,458
♪ I am the wind ♪

1210
00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:23,183
♪ Yeah ♪

1211
00:58:23,183 --> 00:58:25,136
♪ I am the sea ♪

1212
00:58:25,136 --> 00:58:27,094
♪ Oh yeah ♪

1213
00:58:27,094 --> 00:58:30,601
♪ I am the wind, I am
the sea, I am the sun ♪

1214
00:58:30,601 --> 00:58:34,446
♪ I can be anyone ♪

1215
00:58:34,446 --> 00:58:36,394
♪ Oh, this world is mine ♪

1216
00:58:36,394 --> 00:58:38,355
♪ This world is mine ♪

1217
00:58:38,355 --> 00:58:40,545
-♪ For all of time ♪
-(camera shutters clicking)

1218
00:58:40,545 --> 00:58:42,024
(dishes clattering)

1219
00:58:42,024 --> 00:58:43,242
Are you OK?

1220
00:58:43,242 --> 00:58:44,075
Are you OK?

1221
00:58:44,075 --> 00:58:46,756
(sighs) Yes. Just a bit dizzy.

1222
00:58:46,756 --> 00:58:48,339
Too much champagne.

1223
00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:53,498
-(upbeat music)
-♪ Touching a place ♪

1224
00:58:53,498 --> 00:58:57,092
♪ That makes it a love thing ♪

1225
00:58:57,092 --> 00:59:00,131
♪ Straight to the face ♪

1226
00:59:00,131 --> 00:59:02,822
♪ One-way love would be a miracle ♪

1227
00:59:02,822 --> 00:59:07,405
♪ Touching a place that
makes it a love thing ♪

1228
00:59:07,405 --> 00:59:08,487
(camera shutter clicks)

1229
00:59:08,487 --> 00:59:10,825
Hey. (laughs)

1230
00:59:10,825 --> 00:59:12,992
It's official. I love you.

1231
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:15,658
Thank you.

1232
00:59:15,658 --> 00:59:18,069
You're a genius. I'm ecstatic.

1233
00:59:18,069 --> 00:59:20,401
Have you, have you seen James?

1234
00:59:20,401 --> 00:59:22,012
Yeah, yeah, he had to go.

1235
00:59:22,012 --> 00:59:24,262
Early start. He apologized.

1236
00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:30,533
(chiming)

1237
00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:35,533
-(gentle music)
-(telephone ringing)

1238
00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:46,609
Business trip. Newcastle or something.

1239
00:59:46,609 --> 00:59:48,369
I didn't want to pry.

1240
00:59:48,369 --> 00:59:51,089
His secretary wasn't very forthcoming.

1241
00:59:51,089 --> 00:59:52,393
Do you believe he's away?

1242
00:59:52,393 --> 00:59:53,677
Don't know.

1243
00:59:53,677 --> 00:59:55,173
You think he's just avoiding you?

1244
00:59:55,173 --> 00:59:56,956
-I don't know.
-Did you leave a message?

1245
00:59:56,956 --> 00:59:57,790
-No.
-Do you think

1246
00:59:57,790 --> 00:59:59,036
maybe you should have?

1247
00:59:59,036 --> 01:00:01,100
Did he actually see Gerry kiss you?

1248
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,110
I don't know.

1249
01:00:02,110 --> 01:00:03,366
Do you think he might
be hoping you've called

1250
01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:04,902
and not known that you have?

1251
01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:06,487
I mean, did you not
check if he has a mobile?

1252
01:00:06,487 --> 01:00:09,866
Anna, ease up, will you? Bloody hell!

1253
01:00:09,866 --> 01:00:12,891
They have less questions
than these on "Jeopardy."

1254
01:00:12,891 --> 01:00:14,820
I was nervous. I wanted
to get off the phone.

1255
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,471
I felt awkward.

1256
01:00:16,471 --> 01:00:17,791
Well, such a little petty little thing

1257
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,999
is hardly worth him getting uptight about.

1258
01:00:19,999 --> 01:00:22,416
Oh, Gerry called, by the way.

1259
01:00:23,547 --> 01:00:25,215
Terrific.

1260
01:00:25,215 --> 01:00:26,751
That's just...

1261
01:00:26,751 --> 01:00:28,339
Two months ago, I want
Gerry to come around,

1262
01:00:28,339 --> 01:00:29,540
James comes around.

1263
01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:32,681
Now I want James to call, Gerry calls.

1264
01:00:32,681 --> 01:00:37,431
-(gentle music)
-(chiming)

1265
01:00:41,893 --> 01:00:43,847
It was the weirdest dream.

1266
01:00:43,847 --> 01:00:48,514
You were there, and you had
a funny mask over your face,

1267
01:00:49,399 --> 01:00:51,647
and you had something that
you needed to tell me,

1268
01:00:51,647 --> 01:00:53,860
but you couldn't say it.

1269
01:00:53,860 --> 01:00:54,952
Well, that does it, I'm afraid.

1270
01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:58,777
I'm taking away your
Class 1 drugs for a week.

1271
01:00:58,777 --> 01:01:03,610
Anyway, um, there's something
else I wanted to tell you.

1272
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:08,753
I fainted at work the other night.

1273
01:01:08,753 --> 01:01:10,530
Oh, sweetheart.

1274
01:01:10,530 --> 01:01:11,436
Are you OK?

1275
01:01:11,436 --> 01:01:12,269
Yes, but

1276
01:01:13,622 --> 01:01:15,934
I don't normally faint, so I, um...

1277
01:01:15,934 --> 01:01:18,183
-[Lydia] Oh!
-(glass shatters)

1278
01:01:18,183 --> 01:01:19,516
What was that?

1279
01:01:20,393 --> 01:01:21,414
-I don't know.
-Oh!

1280
01:01:21,414 --> 01:01:22,809
The people next door are plainly engaged

1281
01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,882
in some bizarre sexual ritual.

1282
01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:27,846
I may pop in later and introduce myself.

1283
01:01:27,846 --> 01:01:29,220
What were you saying?

1284
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:31,127
-Anyway,
-(Lydia grunts)

1285
01:01:31,127 --> 01:01:35,294
I don't normally faint,
so I was a little curious.

1286
01:01:36,281 --> 01:01:38,545
(Lydia moaning)

1287
01:01:38,545 --> 01:01:39,730
Ow!

1288
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:40,563
Oh, sh-

1289
01:01:41,445 --> 01:01:46,147
I stubbed my foot on the side
of the shagging bath. Oh!

1290
01:01:46,147 --> 01:01:48,028
God, sounds horrific.

1291
01:01:48,028 --> 01:01:49,077
I know. (chuckles)

1292
01:01:49,077 --> 01:01:50,421
Shh!

1293
01:01:50,421 --> 01:01:51,775
Anyway...

1294
01:01:51,775 --> 01:01:53,827
[Lydia] Oh! (moans)

1295
01:01:53,827 --> 01:01:55,239
Listen, there's the landlady.

1296
01:01:55,239 --> 01:01:57,716
She keeps coming up with
these corned beef sandwiches.

1297
01:01:57,716 --> 01:02:00,058
Look, I'll phone you
back when World War XII

1298
01:02:00,058 --> 01:02:01,258
has stopped for tea, OK?

1299
01:02:01,258 --> 01:02:02,091
OK, bye.

1300
01:02:05,531 --> 01:02:10,531
So I did a test, and it
turns out that I'm pregnant.

1301
01:02:10,776 --> 01:02:13,943
I just thought you might like to know.

1302
01:02:14,903 --> 01:02:15,807
(Lydia groans)

1303
01:02:15,807 --> 01:02:18,689
Have you gone completely insane?

1304
01:02:18,689 --> 01:02:20,064
What are you trying to do?

1305
01:02:20,064 --> 01:02:21,668
What do you mean, what am I trying to do?

1306
01:02:21,668 --> 01:02:23,005
I think I broke my toe.

1307
01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,530
Lydia!

1308
01:02:24,530 --> 01:02:28,778
I'm on the pissing phone to
Helen, for goodness sake!

1309
01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:31,850
In case you've forgotten,
she doesn't know you're here.

1310
01:02:31,850 --> 01:02:35,791
She thinks I'm on a research
trip, alone, remember?

1311
01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:37,472
I remember.

1312
01:02:37,472 --> 01:02:40,489
(sighs) Don't worry, I remember.
It's pretty hard to forget.

1313
01:02:40,489 --> 01:02:43,930
So what are you trying to do? Huh?

1314
01:02:43,930 --> 01:02:45,458
You're coming in here

1315
01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:48,371
screeching the place down
while I'm on the phone.

1316
01:02:48,371 --> 01:02:51,056
Don't you know, Gerry?

1317
01:02:51,056 --> 01:02:54,223
Don't you know what I am trying to do?

1318
01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:58,966
I am trying to be your girlfriend, Gerry!

1319
01:02:58,966 --> 01:03:03,406
I am trying to win you
back. It's fairly simple.

1320
01:03:03,406 --> 01:03:06,416
I am standing on the platform

1321
01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:08,091
at Limbo Central

1322
01:03:08,091 --> 01:03:11,260
with my heart and soul
packed in my suitcase,

1323
01:03:11,260 --> 01:03:14,495
waiting for the Gerry
fricking Express to roll in

1324
01:03:14,495 --> 01:03:16,469
and tell me that my ticket is still valid,

1325
01:03:16,469 --> 01:03:19,111
that I may reboard the train.

1326
01:03:19,111 --> 01:03:22,830
Only, the station
announcer keeps coming on

1327
01:03:22,830 --> 01:03:25,269
and telling me that my
train has been delayed.

1328
01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:29,045
"As the driver has suffered
a major panic attack

1329
01:03:29,045 --> 01:03:30,713
in Indecision City,

1330
01:03:30,713 --> 01:03:33,130
we suggest you take the bus!"

1331
01:03:33,971 --> 01:03:37,554
That's what I am trying
to do, you cripple!

1332
01:03:42,724 --> 01:03:45,490
(Lydia sighs)

1333
01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:46,323
Except,

1334
01:03:49,673 --> 01:03:51,006
it's quite clear

1335
01:03:52,493 --> 01:03:55,410
that that is never going to happen.

1336
01:03:56,686 --> 01:03:57,519
Is it?

1337
01:03:59,941 --> 01:04:00,774
No reply.

1338
01:04:03,368 --> 01:04:04,201
Perfect.

1339
01:04:05,909 --> 01:04:07,243
So, I,

1340
01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:09,826
I'm not waiting anymore, Gerry.

1341
01:04:10,845 --> 01:04:13,683
I am cashing my ticket in.

1342
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,105
I am taking that bus.

1343
01:04:16,105 --> 01:04:17,950
Oh. (grunts)

1344
01:04:17,950 --> 01:04:21,200
I tell all my friends, "Never go back."

1345
01:04:22,656 --> 01:04:25,801
Look at me. I must be crazy.

1346
01:04:25,801 --> 01:04:27,978
Don't phone me for a while.

1347
01:04:27,978 --> 01:04:29,144
Ow!

1348
01:04:29,144 --> 01:04:29,977
Oh.

1349
01:04:31,748 --> 01:04:32,769
No.

1350
01:04:32,769 --> 01:04:34,602
Don't phone me at all,

1351
01:04:35,817 --> 01:04:36,650
ever!

1352
01:04:37,913 --> 01:04:38,746
It's over!

1353
01:04:40,820 --> 01:04:41,653
Again!

1354
01:04:43,221 --> 01:04:44,559
(people laughing)

1355
01:04:44,559 --> 01:04:46,368
I've done it, Russell.

1356
01:04:46,368 --> 01:04:48,140
I've bloody done it.

1357
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,682
Excellent. Congratulations.

1358
01:04:49,682 --> 01:04:51,634
-Done what?
-I've finished it.

1359
01:04:51,634 --> 01:04:54,743
Oh, the book? Oh, well,
great, mate, that's great.

1360
01:04:54,743 --> 01:04:56,622
Not the book, not the book, Russell.

1361
01:04:56,622 --> 01:04:58,786
I'm a novelist. I'm never
going to finish the book.

1362
01:04:58,786 --> 01:05:02,734
The affair, the affair. The
sordid affair with Lydia.

1363
01:05:02,734 --> 01:05:04,807
I've blown her out, in Dorset.

1364
01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:08,652
I was decisive but fair.
I've just got back.

1365
01:05:08,652 --> 01:05:11,750
Oh God, I feel like I've got out of jail.

1366
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:14,134
No more deceit, no more lying to Helen.

1367
01:05:14,134 --> 01:05:15,851
It was such a mistake.

1368
01:05:15,851 --> 01:05:17,647
Never go back, Russell.

1369
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:19,247
But it's over.

1370
01:05:19,247 --> 01:05:20,366
Whoo!

1371
01:05:20,366 --> 01:05:23,668
God, I can't tell you,
it's such a good feeling.

1372
01:05:23,668 --> 01:05:25,638
Well, um, I'm very pleased.

1373
01:05:25,638 --> 01:05:28,203
And how does she feel about it, Lydia?

1374
01:05:28,203 --> 01:05:30,047
You know, she's not jumping through hoops,

1375
01:05:30,047 --> 01:05:31,475
obviously, I mean.

1376
01:05:31,475 --> 01:05:33,127
But it's the best thing by far.

1377
01:05:33,127 --> 01:05:34,828
By far and away the best thing.

1378
01:05:34,828 --> 01:05:35,839
I mean, she knows that.

1379
01:05:35,839 --> 01:05:37,427
I mean, at least she will do once she...

1380
01:05:37,427 --> 01:05:39,322
Well, she was upset.

1381
01:05:39,322 --> 01:05:43,135
I mean, a bit fraught, you
know, obv- obvious- obviously.

1382
01:05:43,135 --> 01:05:45,412
God, God, God, I feel good.

1383
01:05:45,412 --> 01:05:46,284
I've got to go home.

1384
01:05:46,284 --> 01:05:48,552
I wanna be home before
Helen comes back from work.

1385
01:05:48,552 --> 01:05:51,135
(upbeat music)

1386
01:05:54,107 --> 01:05:55,333
Because you never even buy me flowers

1387
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,322
when you're meant to, let
alone when you're not meant to,

1388
01:05:57,322 --> 01:05:59,711
so yes, I'm a little suspicious.

1389
01:05:59,711 --> 01:06:00,805
I wanna know what else have you been doing

1390
01:06:00,805 --> 01:06:01,860
that you're not meant to.

1391
01:06:01,860 --> 01:06:04,197
Wait, hang on, let me get this straight,

1392
01:06:04,197 --> 01:06:07,101
'cause this is just about brilliant.

1393
01:06:07,101 --> 01:06:09,146
I buy you flowers on a whim,

1394
01:06:09,146 --> 01:06:12,979
in, in a, in a fit of,
of, of, um, of romance,

1395
01:06:13,828 --> 01:06:14,817
-but-
-See?

1396
01:06:14,817 --> 01:06:16,069
You couldn't even think of the word.

1397
01:06:16,069 --> 01:06:19,430
But instead of being, of being grateful,

1398
01:06:19,430 --> 01:06:21,256
instead of being romanced,

1399
01:06:21,256 --> 01:06:23,523
you're instantly convinced
that I'm ensconced

1400
01:06:23,523 --> 01:06:28,178
in some decrepit, tacky,
underhand, clandestine affair.

1401
01:06:28,178 --> 01:06:29,511
In a nutshell.

1402
01:06:41,037 --> 01:06:41,870
Gerry?

1403
01:06:45,599 --> 01:06:46,682
Are you back?

1404
01:06:47,893 --> 01:06:48,833
-(Helen gasps)
-I missed you,

1405
01:06:48,833 --> 01:06:51,033
so I came home early to see you.

1406
01:06:51,033 --> 01:06:52,064
God.

1407
01:06:52,064 --> 01:06:55,119
(sultry music)

1408
01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:56,286
What are they?

1409
01:06:57,881 --> 01:06:59,759
Well, they're flowers.

1410
01:06:59,759 --> 01:07:00,592
For you.

1411
01:07:02,397 --> 01:07:04,147
Do you not like them?

1412
01:07:05,157 --> 01:07:07,671
That image of her sitting on top of you.

1413
01:07:07,671 --> 01:07:09,440
Ugh, God, I...

1414
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,656
I don't, I don't know
why I agreed to come.

1415
01:07:11,656 --> 01:07:13,141
Please stop, Gerry. Don't.

1416
01:07:13,141 --> 01:07:14,952
I don't want you to touch me.

1417
01:07:14,952 --> 01:07:17,379
I'm, I'm sorry. Um, don't go.

1418
01:07:17,379 --> 01:07:22,337
Please try and put her out of
your mind. She's out of mine.

1419
01:07:22,337 --> 01:07:24,578
It's finished, over.

1420
01:07:24,578 --> 01:07:28,771
I made a mistake, such a big,
big mistake, and I'm sorry.

1421
01:07:28,771 --> 01:07:30,688
I'm truly, truly sorry.

1422
01:07:33,702 --> 01:07:34,810
I mean, this new bloke,

1423
01:07:34,810 --> 01:07:37,060
this James Hammerton that you're seeing,

1424
01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:38,811
does he not make mistakes?

1425
01:07:38,811 --> 01:07:40,816
How do you know his name?

1426
01:07:40,816 --> 01:07:43,051
A mate of Russell's
works at the restaurant.

1427
01:07:43,051 --> 01:07:44,968
They're mutual friends.

1428
01:07:46,134 --> 01:07:47,702
I mean, it's not especially important.

1429
01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:48,833
Well, I don't want to talk

1430
01:07:48,833 --> 01:07:50,657
about James Hammerton or anyone else.

1431
01:07:50,657 --> 01:07:52,240
I have to go.

1432
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,780
Oh, by the, by the way, I've, uh,

1433
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:58,280
I've stopped writing the book.

1434
01:08:00,005 --> 01:08:00,838
Helen,

1435
01:08:01,789 --> 01:08:03,459
the truth is,

1436
01:08:03,459 --> 01:08:05,432
I can't write without you.

1437
01:08:05,432 --> 01:08:08,099
I can't do anything without you.

1438
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:13,023
I want you to come back to me, Helen.

1439
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,003
We were so good together.

1440
01:08:18,088 --> 01:08:19,926
Remem- remember how good we are together?

1441
01:08:19,926 --> 01:08:22,926
(telephone ringing)

1442
01:08:24,099 --> 01:08:25,516
Sorry. Just wait.

1443
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:31,362
-Yeah?
-I'm late, Gerry.

1444
01:08:31,362 --> 01:08:33,661
Four days. I'm never late.

1445
01:08:33,661 --> 01:08:35,434
Oh, Russell. Uh, look, hi.

1446
01:08:35,434 --> 01:08:36,529
Uh, look, mate, look,

1447
01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,437
can I ring you back in
a few minutes, yeah?

1448
01:08:38,437 --> 01:08:40,201
Yeah, yeah, OK, OK.

1449
01:08:40,201 --> 01:08:42,292
Thanks, mate. Cheers, bye.

1450
01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:44,125
That was, uh, Russell.

1451
01:08:44,962 --> 01:08:46,359
Look, I'm,

1452
01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:48,609
I'm, I'm dying for the loo.

1453
01:08:56,190 --> 01:08:58,357
(chiming)

1454
01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:02,963
(suspenseful music)

1455
01:09:02,963 --> 01:09:05,889
(telephone beeping)

1456
01:09:05,889 --> 01:09:09,874
[Operator] Telephone number 0171-444-3184.

1457
01:09:09,874 --> 01:09:12,557
To return the call, press 3.

1458
01:09:12,557 --> 01:09:15,326
(telephone beeps)

1459
01:09:15,326 --> 01:09:17,185
(telephone ringing)

1460
01:09:17,185 --> 01:09:20,052
Why are you pretending I'm
Russell? You know I hate that.

1461
01:09:20,052 --> 01:09:21,385
What's going on?

1462
01:09:23,061 --> 01:09:25,521
Gerry, answer me. Who's there?

1463
01:09:25,521 --> 01:09:27,972
It's Helen, actually. We met once.

1464
01:09:27,972 --> 01:09:30,323
I interrupted you faking your orgasm.

1465
01:09:30,323 --> 01:09:32,655
Sorry I can't be more specific.

1466
01:09:32,655 --> 01:09:36,105
(telephone clanks)

1467
01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:39,432
You know what I was thinking?

1468
01:09:39,432 --> 01:09:40,756
You're not going, are you?

1469
01:09:40,756 --> 01:09:41,839
You wanker.

1470
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:44,035
You sad,

1471
01:09:44,035 --> 01:09:44,952
sad wanker.

1472
01:09:47,781 --> 01:09:50,485
God, I feel like such a mug!

1473
01:09:50,485 --> 01:09:53,307
That useless, no good, shagging,

1474
01:09:53,307 --> 01:09:56,127
horrible, despicable, lying,

1475
01:09:56,127 --> 01:09:58,595
two-faced, pissing, shagging-

1476
01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:01,012
-You said shagging.
-Wanker!

1477
01:10:02,271 --> 01:10:04,324
(Helen sighs)

1478
01:10:04,324 --> 01:10:06,758
You know the worst bit?

1479
01:10:06,758 --> 01:10:08,496
All I could think about was James.

1480
01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:10,857
I felt like I was being
unfaithful to James

1481
01:10:10,857 --> 01:10:13,148
just by being there.

1482
01:10:13,148 --> 01:10:15,987
That sounds like the best bit.

1483
01:10:15,987 --> 01:10:17,070
And you were.

1484
01:10:19,575 --> 01:10:21,658
He didn't call, did he?

1485
01:10:23,093 --> 01:10:24,843
That's nearly a week.

1486
01:10:25,997 --> 01:10:30,598
I think I've blown it.
I've blown it, haven't I?

1487
01:10:30,598 --> 01:10:33,963
I blame British Telecom.
All this new technology.

1488
01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,603
This number if you wanna know who called,

1489
01:10:35,603 --> 01:10:37,988
another one if you don't
want them to know you called,

1490
01:10:37,988 --> 01:10:41,467
itemized bills, take away the
first number you thought of.

1491
01:10:41,467 --> 01:10:43,513
I mean, they are
single-handedly condemning

1492
01:10:43,513 --> 01:10:45,192
the average red-blooded Englishman

1493
01:10:45,192 --> 01:10:47,011
to a life of terminal monogamy.

1494
01:10:47,011 --> 01:10:50,033
What are they after?
The Nobel Peace Prize?

1495
01:10:50,033 --> 01:10:51,709
Lydia might be pregnant.

1496
01:10:51,709 --> 01:10:54,626
(Russell laughing)

1497
01:10:57,843 --> 01:11:00,148
Oh, no more, please.

1498
01:11:00,148 --> 01:11:01,481
I can't take it.

1499
01:11:02,715 --> 01:11:05,191
Oh, this is terrific stuff.

1500
01:11:05,191 --> 01:11:07,170
I must say, being with you makes the wait

1501
01:11:07,170 --> 01:11:10,236
for the next episode of
"Seinfeld" much easier to bear.

1502
01:11:10,236 --> 01:11:13,383
I didn't reckon on things
turning out this way.

1503
01:11:13,383 --> 01:11:15,973
Everything's a cock-up.

1504
01:11:15,973 --> 01:11:17,318
What's going on?

1505
01:11:17,318 --> 01:11:22,318
Well, to use boxing parlance,
if I may, it's quite simple:

1506
01:11:22,534 --> 01:11:23,951
you've just lost.

1507
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:25,753
Are you sure?

1508
01:11:25,753 --> 01:11:27,441
You've been a bit, ah,

1509
01:11:27,441 --> 01:11:30,386
I don't know, a bit distant
since I've got back.

1510
01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:31,219
I know.

1511
01:11:32,631 --> 01:11:34,631
Well, OK, there are a couple of things.

1512
01:11:34,631 --> 01:11:36,741
Which one do you wanna hear first?

1513
01:11:36,741 --> 01:11:38,296
I don't mind.

1514
01:11:38,296 --> 01:11:40,108
Well, the small thing

1515
01:11:40,108 --> 01:11:42,447
is that I've got an interview for a job.

1516
01:11:42,447 --> 01:11:44,364
A PR job, a proper one.

1517
01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:48,568
An international company
opening up in London.

1518
01:11:48,568 --> 01:11:50,937
Chairwoman herself called.

1519
01:11:50,937 --> 01:11:52,385
Said she had heard a lot about me,

1520
01:11:52,385 --> 01:11:54,007
and she's invited me to her apartment

1521
01:11:54,007 --> 01:11:57,007
tomorrow evening for a serious chat.

1522
01:11:57,943 --> 01:11:59,193
Jesus Christ!

1523
01:12:01,098 --> 01:12:01,977
What?

1524
01:12:01,977 --> 01:12:04,358
Jesus Christ, I mean, that's,

1525
01:12:04,358 --> 01:12:06,173
that's not a small thing.

1526
01:12:06,173 --> 01:12:08,310
That's, that's huge.

1527
01:12:08,310 --> 01:12:11,555
I mean, it's, it's brilliant.
I mean, that's the best.

1528
01:12:11,555 --> 01:12:13,610
Is the blind buggered again?

1529
01:12:13,610 --> 01:12:14,665
No, uh...

1530
01:12:14,665 --> 01:12:15,582
No, well...

1531
01:12:21,234 --> 01:12:24,770
(birds twittering)

1532
01:12:24,770 --> 01:12:25,811
Are you all right?

1533
01:12:25,811 --> 01:12:27,427
Yeah, no, I'm fine, darling.

1534
01:12:27,427 --> 01:12:29,644
My sweetheart, that's
great. It's tremendous.

1535
01:12:29,644 --> 01:12:30,745
I'm thrilled, I'm so thrilled-

1536
01:12:30,745 --> 01:12:32,605
(telephone ringing)

1537
01:12:32,605 --> 01:12:33,438
Hello?

1538
01:12:33,438 --> 01:12:36,655
I really need to talk to you.

1539
01:12:36,655 --> 01:12:37,782
Hi, Russ. How are you?

1540
01:12:37,782 --> 01:12:40,698
Come by my apartment
tomorrow night at 8:00.

1541
01:12:40,698 --> 01:12:42,636
It's important.

1542
01:12:42,636 --> 01:12:45,482
Ah, really, mate? No, what a drag.

1543
01:12:45,482 --> 01:12:46,524
Oh no. Yeah.

1544
01:12:46,524 --> 01:12:47,983
Yeah, sure. Sure, sure, yeah.

1545
01:12:47,983 --> 01:12:49,054
Yeah, yeah, I'll help you.

1546
01:12:49,054 --> 01:12:52,281
Yep, yep, cheers, mate. Cheers, bye.

1547
01:12:52,281 --> 01:12:55,045
Russell's family is
descending unannounced.

1548
01:12:55,045 --> 01:12:57,144
Yeah, he wants me to go
round tomorrow evening

1549
01:12:57,144 --> 01:13:00,632
and, um, help him clear
out his spare room.

1550
01:13:00,632 --> 01:13:02,262
Ah, right.

1551
01:13:02,262 --> 01:13:03,095
OK, so...

1552
01:13:04,303 --> 01:13:06,886
(sighs) Right.

1553
01:13:09,581 --> 01:13:13,607
Sorry, what was the other
thing you wanted to tell me?

1554
01:13:13,607 --> 01:13:16,693
It doesn't matter. It's not important.

1555
01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:21,443
-(chiming)
-(gentle music)

1556
01:13:35,676 --> 01:13:37,033
(gentle music)

1557
01:13:37,033 --> 01:13:41,720
-(telephone beeping)
-(buttons clacking)

1558
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,155
(telephone rings)

1559
01:13:43,155 --> 01:13:45,072
Hamilton Enterprises.

1560
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:52,565
Rachel, I'm going out to the shops.

1561
01:13:52,565 --> 01:13:53,767
Can I get you anything?

1562
01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:54,767
No thanks.

1563
01:13:55,895 --> 01:13:57,464
You OK?

1564
01:13:57,464 --> 01:14:00,521
Yes. (chuckles) Yes.

1565
01:14:00,521 --> 01:14:02,688
Yes, I'm fine, I just...

1566
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,365
You know, I'm...

1567
01:14:04,365 --> 01:14:05,592
Go to the shops.

1568
01:14:05,592 --> 01:14:07,259
Just, I'll be, um...

1569
01:14:08,392 --> 01:14:11,809
(gentle music continues)

1570
01:14:17,792 --> 01:14:20,459
(door creaking)

1571
01:14:36,537 --> 01:14:39,537
(people chattering)

1572
01:14:42,104 --> 01:14:43,437
-Sorry.
-Sorry.

1573
01:14:46,253 --> 01:14:47,532
-Hello.
-Hi, hi.

1574
01:14:47,532 --> 01:14:48,365
Hi.

1575
01:14:50,150 --> 01:14:50,983
-How are you?
-How are you?

1576
01:14:50,983 --> 01:14:52,457
-Oh, um, I'm fine.
-I'm fine, fine.

1577
01:14:52,457 --> 01:14:54,608
I'm fine. Uh, how are you?

1578
01:14:54,608 --> 01:14:56,608
Uh, sorry, you're great.

1579
01:15:01,721 --> 01:15:02,795
Business lunch?

1580
01:15:02,795 --> 01:15:05,594
Yeah, just a chat, you know.

1581
01:15:05,594 --> 01:15:06,995
My office is just around the corner.

1582
01:15:06,995 --> 01:15:08,370
I know.

1583
01:15:08,370 --> 01:15:11,787
Um, I- I- I- thought you
were away on business.

1584
01:15:11,787 --> 01:15:12,682
Yeah, I was, I just...

1585
01:15:12,682 --> 01:15:16,682
I, um, got back last
night, as a matter of fact.

1586
01:15:18,219 --> 01:15:21,102
Helen, look, please don't
think that I, that I-

1587
01:15:21,102 --> 01:15:22,269
Oh, it's OK.

1588
01:15:23,244 --> 01:15:24,131
I haven't thought...

1589
01:15:24,131 --> 01:15:27,272
I mean, I didn't think that, or not.

1590
01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:30,383
No, I mean, don't think
that I have not called you.

1591
01:15:30,383 --> 01:15:32,584
I haven't not called you.

1592
01:15:32,584 --> 01:15:35,491
I mean, I don't, I don't mean
I haven't not called you,

1593
01:15:35,491 --> 01:15:36,634
because that's a double negative,

1594
01:15:36,634 --> 01:15:38,365
so that's to say that I have called you.

1595
01:15:38,365 --> 01:15:40,114
When did you call?

1596
01:15:40,114 --> 01:15:42,499
Ah, well, I didn't.

1597
01:15:42,499 --> 01:15:45,448
But I, I didn't not call you in the way

1598
01:15:45,448 --> 01:15:47,588
that you might think I didn't call you.

1599
01:15:47,588 --> 01:15:49,032
Oh dear.

1600
01:15:49,032 --> 01:15:50,672
(James sighs)

1601
01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:51,725
(gentle music)

1602
01:15:51,725 --> 01:15:54,063
I wanted to call you.

1603
01:15:54,063 --> 01:15:57,534
I even dialed all but the last
number thing and then not.

1604
01:15:57,534 --> 01:15:59,617
It's ridiculous behavior.

1605
01:16:00,866 --> 01:16:03,276
Totally. (chuckles)

1606
01:16:03,276 --> 01:16:05,303
You see, I thought you
still had to deal with,

1607
01:16:05,303 --> 01:16:06,535
with your other, uh...

1608
01:16:06,535 --> 01:16:07,675
Oh.

1609
01:16:07,675 --> 01:16:09,063
Gerry?

1610
01:16:09,063 --> 01:16:10,213
Well, I don't know, is that...

1611
01:16:10,213 --> 01:16:11,223
Yeah, if...

1612
01:16:11,223 --> 01:16:13,253
And I thought it was
best if I allowed you to-

1613
01:16:13,253 --> 01:16:15,906
Gerry is why you haven't called me?

1614
01:16:15,906 --> 01:16:17,732
Well, after Clive's party,

1615
01:16:17,732 --> 01:16:19,929
I didn't wanna just presume
that you, that we have-

1616
01:16:19,929 --> 01:16:20,891
You think I just go to bed

1617
01:16:20,891 --> 01:16:24,724
with all the successful
oarsmen I come across?

1618
01:16:26,028 --> 01:16:27,778
Sorry. Nervous humor.

1619
01:16:28,663 --> 01:16:30,330
Well, I hoped not.

1620
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:33,890
(cellphone ringing)

1621
01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,307
Sorry. Excuse me.

1622
01:16:36,868 --> 01:16:40,248
Hello? (clears throat)

1623
01:16:40,248 --> 01:16:41,438
Oh, I see.

1624
01:16:41,438 --> 01:16:42,355
I'll, uh...

1625
01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:45,782
I'll come straight away.

1626
01:16:45,782 --> 01:16:46,699
OK, thanks.

1627
01:16:47,891 --> 01:16:50,577
My mum had to go to hospital.
She's had some tests done.

1628
01:16:50,577 --> 01:16:54,824
The results are through. I should, uh, go.

1629
01:16:54,824 --> 01:16:57,657
Do you want me to come with you?

1630
01:16:59,589 --> 01:17:02,422
Yeah, that's really nice of you.

1631
01:17:03,339 --> 01:17:04,458
Uh...

1632
01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:06,563
Well, maybe, um...

1633
01:17:06,563 --> 01:17:07,878
I don't, she's quite frail,

1634
01:17:07,878 --> 01:17:09,248
and I don't know how she's gonna-

1635
01:17:09,248 --> 01:17:10,081
It's OK.

1636
01:17:11,192 --> 01:17:12,692
But, um, thanks.

1637
01:17:16,455 --> 01:17:17,409
I'm, uh, well,

1638
01:17:17,409 --> 01:17:19,900
some friends are having
dinner at Clive's tonight,

1639
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:21,406
if you're not doing anything.

1640
01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:23,323
You want to come along?

1641
01:17:24,956 --> 01:17:26,334
Well, some other time.

1642
01:17:26,334 --> 01:17:28,667
I'd love to, if that's OK.

1643
01:17:29,552 --> 01:17:30,635
Yeah, yeah.

1644
01:17:32,466 --> 01:17:37,190
Of course, crikey, it's- it's-
it's very, very OK, yeah.

1645
01:17:37,190 --> 01:17:38,941
But, well, at the risk of
sounding old-fashioned,

1646
01:17:38,941 --> 01:17:40,457
I'll pick you up at 8:00.

1647
01:17:40,457 --> 01:17:42,063
Is that a "will pick me up,"

1648
01:17:42,063 --> 01:17:44,504
or a "haven't, not, didn't, might?"

1649
01:17:44,504 --> 01:17:46,104
(both chuckle)

1650
01:17:46,104 --> 01:17:50,026
Listen, don't worry about
your mum. She'll be OK.

1651
01:17:50,026 --> 01:17:51,859
Remember Monty Python.

1652
01:17:54,245 --> 01:17:56,495
Well, I'll see you later.

1653
01:17:58,763 --> 01:17:59,596
-Bye.
-Bye.

1654
01:18:00,988 --> 01:18:04,405
(gentle music continues)

1655
01:18:11,352 --> 01:18:12,340
Hi.

1656
01:18:12,340 --> 01:18:14,450
-How are you?
-Just, yeah, just...

1657
01:18:14,450 --> 01:18:15,283
You know.

1658
01:18:17,956 --> 01:18:20,038
Is Gerry excited about being a daddy?

1659
01:18:20,038 --> 01:18:22,504
I haven't told him yet.

1660
01:18:22,504 --> 01:18:26,380
Never seems to be the
right moment somehow.

1661
01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:29,406
Come on. Let's celebrate
with a proper drink.

1662
01:18:29,406 --> 01:18:31,406
Bloody marvelous idea.

1663
01:18:32,916 --> 01:18:36,509
I really shouldn't in my
condition, but I'm really going to.

1664
01:18:36,509 --> 01:18:37,997
What have you got?

1665
01:18:37,997 --> 01:18:39,527
Um, brandy.

1666
01:18:39,527 --> 01:18:42,625
Oof, no, yuck. Makes me vomit.

1667
01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:46,094
(laid-back music)

1668
01:18:46,094 --> 01:18:49,094
♪ Coming up for air ♪

1669
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,124
♪ Rising to a ♪

1670
01:18:59,124 --> 01:19:03,204
♪ Very new ♪

1671
01:19:03,204 --> 01:19:07,789
♪ Somewhere ♪

1672
01:19:07,789 --> 01:19:12,789
♪ Coming up for air ♪

1673
01:19:14,744 --> 01:19:18,411
♪ On the last breath around ♪

1674
01:19:25,927 --> 01:19:29,344
♪ The last breath around ♪

1675
01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:58,415
(birds twittering)

1676
01:19:58,415 --> 01:20:01,595
(door opening)

1677
01:20:01,595 --> 01:20:02,512
Half day?

1678
01:20:08,861 --> 01:20:09,694
James?

1679
01:20:12,167 --> 01:20:16,417
(chuckles) So it was last night?

1680
01:20:17,347 --> 01:20:18,180
Sorry.

1681
01:20:20,359 --> 01:20:22,661
You can't tell from one.

1682
01:20:22,661 --> 01:20:24,812
They can be inaccurate.

1683
01:20:24,812 --> 01:20:26,844
I bought three packets.

1684
01:20:26,844 --> 01:20:29,391
Two in a packet. That's six.

1685
01:20:29,391 --> 01:20:31,224
You can tell from six.

1686
01:20:32,980 --> 01:20:34,980
What are you gonna do?

1687
01:20:41,406 --> 01:20:43,032
Is James Hammerton in?

1688
01:20:43,032 --> 01:20:44,327
I'm afraid not.

1689
01:20:44,327 --> 01:20:46,583
Um, do you know when he's due back?

1690
01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:47,469
I'm not sure.

1691
01:20:47,469 --> 01:20:50,189
He's gone to visit his mother
in hospital with his wife.

1692
01:20:50,189 --> 01:20:53,022
Would you like to leave a message?

1693
01:20:54,261 --> 01:20:55,668
What?

1694
01:20:55,668 --> 01:21:00,573
Can I take a name and
number, get him to call you?

1695
01:21:00,573 --> 01:21:02,143
Um...

1696
01:21:02,143 --> 01:21:03,724
No, thank you.

1697
01:21:03,724 --> 01:21:06,641
(melancholy music)

1698
01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:27,464
(brakes squeaking)

1699
01:21:47,211 --> 01:21:50,642
(engine revving)

1700
01:21:50,642 --> 01:21:53,725
There's something I want you to know.

1701
01:21:54,841 --> 01:21:59,258
Anna doesn't drink brandy,
Gerry. It makes her vomit.

1702
01:22:00,661 --> 01:22:02,678
And those glasses were
not used at the party.

1703
01:22:02,678 --> 01:22:07,678
They only come out for special
dinners. You know that.

1704
01:22:07,885 --> 01:22:11,281
Am I meant to immediately
get the reference here?

1705
01:22:11,281 --> 01:22:14,308
Are you having an affair?

1706
01:22:14,308 --> 01:22:16,225
Just tell me yes or no.

1707
01:22:20,285 --> 01:22:21,118
No.

1708
01:22:22,383 --> 01:22:23,216
I'm not.

1709
01:22:26,586 --> 01:22:29,086
(Gerry sighs)

1710
01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:34,374
Helen, look into my eyes.

1711
01:22:35,606 --> 01:22:36,927
I am not

1712
01:22:36,927 --> 01:22:38,344
having an affair.

1713
01:22:40,842 --> 01:22:41,675
I'm not.

1714
01:22:47,231 --> 01:22:48,539
Well, I shouldn't have
brought this up now.

1715
01:22:48,539 --> 01:22:51,122
I've got to go to my interview.

1716
01:22:52,251 --> 01:22:53,668
We'll talk later.

1717
01:22:55,755 --> 01:22:57,990
Are you going to be here when I get back?

1718
01:22:57,990 --> 01:23:01,573
(scoffs) Yes. Of course.

1719
01:23:03,919 --> 01:23:05,071
Helen.

1720
01:23:05,071 --> 01:23:05,904
Listen.

1721
01:23:07,477 --> 01:23:08,644
Good luck, OK?

1722
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:19,259
(telephone ringing)

1723
01:23:19,259 --> 01:23:20,721
-Hello?
-Hi, Anna.

1724
01:23:20,721 --> 01:23:22,057
Is Helen there?

1725
01:23:22,057 --> 01:23:24,596
You've got a damned nerve phoning here.

1726
01:23:24,596 --> 01:23:25,429
What?

1727
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:32,198
Anna, please, just open the door.

1728
01:23:32,198 --> 01:23:34,533
I don't know what's going on.

1729
01:23:34,533 --> 01:23:36,788
You don't know what's going
on? I'll tell you, then.

1730
01:23:36,788 --> 01:23:39,640
She saw you, James, at the
hospital with your wife.

1731
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:41,623
You know, the one with the wedding ring.

1732
01:23:41,623 --> 01:23:42,837
What is it with you bloody men?

1733
01:23:42,837 --> 01:23:43,742
-We're not just here-
-Anna, let me see her.

1734
01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:45,633
-I can-
-She's not here.

1735
01:23:45,633 --> 01:23:46,714
Where is she?

1736
01:23:46,714 --> 01:23:49,136
What's it to you? I don't know.

1737
01:23:49,136 --> 01:23:51,717
Oh, shit, shit. Bollocks!

1738
01:23:51,717 --> 01:23:53,217
Oh God, you idiot!

1739
01:23:56,252 --> 01:23:59,169
(melancholy music)

1740
01:24:13,817 --> 01:24:15,479
Clive, you seen Helen?

1741
01:24:15,479 --> 01:24:16,979
[Clive] No. Why?

1742
01:24:20,636 --> 01:24:23,512
(upbeat music)

1743
01:24:23,512 --> 01:24:26,595
(patrons applauding)

1744
01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:32,378
(melancholy music continues)

1745
01:24:47,931 --> 01:24:48,764
Helen!

1746
01:24:51,859 --> 01:24:52,692
Helen!

1747
01:24:57,186 --> 01:24:59,510
Helen! Helen, you've made a mistake!

1748
01:24:59,510 --> 01:25:01,059
Oh, I'm such an idiot!

1749
01:25:01,059 --> 01:25:02,394
Helen, look at me.

1750
01:25:02,394 --> 01:25:03,450
Listen to me, please.

1751
01:25:03,450 --> 01:25:05,601
No, you listen!

1752
01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:08,866
I never want to see you again!

1753
01:25:08,866 --> 01:25:12,279
I have been through enough for one year!

1754
01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:14,505
I stupidly believed that here was a man

1755
01:25:14,505 --> 01:25:15,618
who was different from them,

1756
01:25:15,618 --> 01:25:19,083
but it is clear that I made a mistake.

1757
01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:21,608
Now please do me a favor

1758
01:25:21,608 --> 01:25:22,608
and go away!

1759
01:25:23,991 --> 01:25:27,006
I am married, Helen, but I am separated.

1760
01:25:27,006 --> 01:25:29,327
Well, walk away if you want,
but take this with you.

1761
01:25:29,327 --> 01:25:30,351
The woman you saw today

1762
01:25:30,351 --> 01:25:33,068
was the woman I married three years ago.

1763
01:25:33,068 --> 01:25:37,795
We separated six months ago,
and soon we'll be divorced.

1764
01:25:37,795 --> 01:25:39,906
Nothing aggressive.

1765
01:25:39,906 --> 01:25:41,994
I didn't tell you before because...

1766
01:25:41,994 --> 01:25:44,989
(sighs) I don't know why.

1767
01:25:44,989 --> 01:25:48,746
I have wanted to tell you so many times,

1768
01:25:48,746 --> 01:25:53,718
and now you've found out another
way, I wish I had told you.

1769
01:25:53,718 --> 01:25:55,824
My mother is ill in hospital, as you know,

1770
01:25:55,824 --> 01:25:57,791
and Claudia agreed to keep up the pretense

1771
01:25:57,791 --> 01:26:00,848
that we're OK still for my mum.

1772
01:26:00,848 --> 01:26:02,484
As a favor.

1773
01:26:02,484 --> 01:26:04,651
She's a very decent woman.

1774
01:26:06,890 --> 01:26:08,973
Do you have a mum, Helen?

1775
01:26:12,674 --> 01:26:14,067
10 minutes, Lydia.

1776
01:26:14,067 --> 01:26:17,627
And don't ever turn up at my
kitchen window again like that.

1777
01:26:17,627 --> 01:26:20,411
It's over, you know? You said it yourself.

1778
01:26:20,411 --> 01:26:22,642
I know. Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

1779
01:26:22,642 --> 01:26:25,545
I just wanna show you something.

1780
01:26:25,545 --> 01:26:29,295
(melancholy music continues)

1781
01:26:32,722 --> 01:26:33,722
Oh, Helen.

1782
01:26:34,908 --> 01:26:36,008
If we are not gonna be together,

1783
01:26:36,008 --> 01:26:37,636
then let's make sure it's
for the right reason.

1784
01:26:37,636 --> 01:26:40,494
And right now, there is no reason. None.

1785
01:26:40,494 --> 01:26:41,376
There is just confusion,

1786
01:26:41,376 --> 01:26:44,626
and it can be erased in a split second.

1787
01:26:46,668 --> 01:26:49,660
-(knocking at door)
-[Lydia] Get that, would you?

1788
01:26:49,660 --> 01:26:52,327
(pensive music)

1789
01:27:03,663 --> 01:27:06,293
Of course, if you don't
want to keep it, darling...

1790
01:27:06,293 --> 01:27:07,126
Who is it?

1791
01:27:08,305 --> 01:27:11,472
Oh, hello again. You're right on time.

1792
01:27:13,989 --> 01:27:16,435
Is this the truth, James?

1793
01:27:16,435 --> 01:27:19,018
(gentle music)

1794
01:27:28,131 --> 01:27:31,298
Permission to engage the enemy, sir.

1795
01:27:36,499 --> 01:27:39,169
Thing is, I can't take
the interview just now.

1796
01:27:39,169 --> 01:27:40,363
I'm discussing whether or not

1797
01:27:40,363 --> 01:27:43,696
I'm going to keep your boyfriend's baby.

1798
01:27:45,887 --> 01:27:46,720
James.

1799
01:27:48,324 --> 01:27:50,569
There's something I have to tell you.

1800
01:27:50,569 --> 01:27:54,142
I'm so sorry you had to
hear it this way, Helen.

1801
01:27:54,142 --> 01:27:56,510
(Helen gasps)

1802
01:27:56,510 --> 01:27:59,445
Uh, I really should just phone
Anna and tell her I'm OK.

1803
01:27:59,445 --> 01:28:02,277
(door opens)

1804
01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:03,343
Helen.

1805
01:28:03,343 --> 01:28:05,668
(door opens)

1806
01:28:05,668 --> 01:28:06,585
I love you.

1807
01:28:07,436 --> 01:28:09,407
Helen, wait. Please, wait.

1808
01:28:09,407 --> 01:28:10,907
-Let me go!
-Helen!

1809
01:28:10,907 --> 01:28:12,711
-Helen!
-(horn honking)

1810
01:28:12,711 --> 01:28:15,711
(brakes screeching)

1811
01:28:22,676 --> 01:28:25,259
(somber music)

1812
01:29:09,579 --> 01:29:11,996
James, are you her husband?

1813
01:29:13,044 --> 01:29:14,334
Uh...

1814
01:29:14,334 --> 01:29:17,256
I will be. We're, we're getting married.

1815
01:29:17,256 --> 01:29:19,839
If I could have a quick word.

1816
01:29:21,214 --> 01:29:25,526
Helen has suffered major
internal injuries, James.

1817
01:29:25,526 --> 01:29:29,357
Helen has lost her
baby, I'm afraid, Gerry.

1818
01:29:29,357 --> 01:29:32,932
I'm afraid she's lost her baby.

1819
01:29:32,932 --> 01:29:36,237
You did know she was pregnant?

1820
01:29:36,237 --> 01:29:38,904
Did you know she was pregnant?

1821
01:29:42,267 --> 01:29:45,316
She will be OK, though, won't she?

1822
01:29:45,316 --> 01:29:48,606
She is, she is going to
wake up, isn't she, Doctor?

1823
01:29:48,606 --> 01:29:51,189
(somber music)

1824
01:30:01,123 --> 01:30:03,956
(monitor beeping)

1825
01:30:09,499 --> 01:30:12,332
(monitor beeping)

1826
01:30:27,707 --> 01:30:30,540
(monitor beeping)

1827
01:30:39,403 --> 01:30:43,486
Helen, for some reason,
I know you can hear me.

1828
01:30:47,118 --> 01:30:50,951
And I'm glad we got
things sorted out tonight.

1829
01:31:01,692 --> 01:31:04,192
(James sighs)

1830
01:31:05,863 --> 01:31:09,113
I'm glad you caught the train that day.

1831
01:31:24,395 --> 01:31:26,812
I am gonna make you so happy.

1832
01:31:30,971 --> 01:31:31,804
I promise.

1833
01:31:37,559 --> 01:31:40,642
(monitor flatlining)

1834
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,327
(James sobbing)

1835
01:31:44,327 --> 01:31:46,910
(somber music)

1836
01:31:58,824 --> 01:32:01,854
(monitor flatlining)

1837
01:32:01,854 --> 01:32:04,687
(monitor beeping)

1838
01:32:07,095 --> 01:32:09,678
(gentle music)

1839
01:32:18,396 --> 01:32:19,229
Helen?

1840
01:32:24,188 --> 01:32:25,521
Can you hear me?

1841
01:32:27,454 --> 01:32:29,371
Can you hear me, Helen?

1842
01:32:53,543 --> 01:32:56,126
(gentle music)

1843
01:32:58,283 --> 01:32:59,287
I'm sorry I'm late.

1844
01:32:59,287 --> 01:33:00,580
Oh, no problem.

1845
01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:01,631
I'm pleased to see your mother's showing

1846
01:33:01,631 --> 01:33:03,449
some signs of improvement this morning.

1847
01:33:03,449 --> 01:33:05,710
She's sitting up, and
she's had a full breakfast.

1848
01:33:05,710 --> 01:33:06,960
That's great.

1849
01:33:28,203 --> 01:33:29,620
Helen, I swear.

1850
01:33:36,199 --> 01:33:39,452
I'll do anything you want, darling.

1851
01:33:39,452 --> 01:33:40,369
Will you?

1852
01:33:43,265 --> 01:33:46,283
In that case, I want you to stand up,

1853
01:33:46,283 --> 01:33:48,429
walk over to the door,

1854
01:33:48,429 --> 01:33:50,512
open it, walk through it,

1855
01:33:51,624 --> 01:33:54,429
and close it behind you.

1856
01:33:54,429 --> 01:33:57,012
(upbeat music)

1857
01:34:09,824 --> 01:34:10,907
Ta-ra, mum.

1858
01:34:14,058 --> 01:34:17,903
♪ Mama, where's your pretty
little girl tonight ♪

1859
01:34:17,903 --> 01:34:19,848
Call us if you have any problems at all.

1860
01:34:19,848 --> 01:34:20,900
Thank you.

1861
01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:24,432
You're very fortunate, Helen.
You had a lucky escape.

1862
01:34:24,432 --> 01:34:26,349
You can say that again.

1863
01:34:27,265 --> 01:34:28,098
Thank you.

1864
01:34:33,006 --> 01:34:36,455
♪ Yeah, she's grown up ♪

1865
01:34:36,455 --> 01:34:41,455
♪ She's got a young man waiting ♪

1866
01:34:42,769 --> 01:34:45,490
♪ She's wide-eyed ♪

1867
01:34:45,490 --> 01:34:47,949
♪ She'll be streetwise ♪

1868
01:34:47,949 --> 01:34:52,764
♪ To the lies and the jive talk ♪

1869
01:34:52,764 --> 01:34:57,045
♪ But she'll find true love ♪

1870
01:34:57,045 --> 01:35:02,045
♪ And tenderness on the block ♪

1871
01:35:02,703 --> 01:35:06,779
♪ But she'll find true love ♪

1872
01:35:06,779 --> 01:35:11,779
♪ And tenderness on the block ♪

1873
01:35:12,397 --> 01:35:15,061
♪ She was wide-eyed ♪

1874
01:35:15,061 --> 01:35:18,556
♪ Now she's streetwise ♪

1875
01:35:18,556 --> 01:35:19,556
Thank you.

1876
01:35:20,457 --> 01:35:23,217
Cheer up. You know what
the Monty Python boys say.

1877
01:35:23,217 --> 01:35:26,694
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

1878
01:35:26,694 --> 01:35:31,312
♪ And tenderness on the block ♪

1879
01:35:31,312 --> 01:35:36,312
♪ Yeah, she's gonna find true love ♪

1880
01:35:36,935 --> 01:35:41,702
♪ She's gonna find true love ♪

1881
01:35:41,702 --> 01:35:44,678
♪ She's gonna find true love ♪

1882
01:35:44,678 --> 01:35:47,261
(upbeat music)

1883
01:35:50,311 --> 01:35:51,461
♪ My tea's gone cold ♪

1884
01:35:51,461 --> 01:35:56,289
♪ I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all ♪

1885
01:35:56,289 --> 01:36:00,032
♪ The morning rain clouds up my window ♪

1886
01:36:00,032 --> 01:36:02,301
♪ And I can't see at all ♪

1887
01:36:02,301 --> 01:36:05,811
♪ And even if I could, it'd all be gray ♪

1888
01:36:05,811 --> 01:36:08,353
♪ But your picture on my wall ♪

1889
01:36:08,353 --> 01:36:13,353
♪ It reminds me that it's
not so bad, it's not so bad ♪

1890
01:36:20,283 --> 01:36:22,188
♪ I drank too much last night ♪

1891
01:36:22,188 --> 01:36:24,007
♪ Got bills to pay ♪

1892
01:36:24,007 --> 01:36:26,297
♪ My head just feels in pain ♪

1893
01:36:26,297 --> 01:36:30,016
♪ I missed the bus and
there'll be hell today ♪

1894
01:36:30,016 --> 01:36:32,285
♪ I'm late for work again ♪

1895
01:36:32,285 --> 01:36:34,121
♪ And even if I'm there ♪

1896
01:36:34,121 --> 01:36:38,241
♪ They'll all imply that
I might not last the day ♪

1897
01:36:38,241 --> 01:36:43,241
♪ And then you call me, and it's
not so bad, it's not so bad ♪

1898
01:36:43,656 --> 01:36:46,309
♪ And I ♪

1899
01:36:46,309 --> 01:36:48,749
♪ Want to thank you ♪

1900
01:36:48,749 --> 01:36:53,749
♪ For giving me the best day of my life ♪

1901
01:36:55,725 --> 01:36:58,155
♪ Oh ♪

1902
01:36:58,155 --> 01:37:00,823
♪ Just to be with you ♪

1903
01:37:00,823 --> 01:37:05,156
♪ Is having the best day of my life ♪

1904
01:37:26,419 --> 01:37:29,788
♪ Push the door, I'm home at last ♪

1905
01:37:29,788 --> 01:37:32,386
♪ And I'm soaking through and through ♪

1906
01:37:32,386 --> 01:37:36,016
♪ And then you handed me a towel ♪

1907
01:37:36,016 --> 01:37:38,314
♪ And all I see is you ♪

1908
01:37:38,314 --> 01:37:42,008
♪ And even if my house falls down now ♪

1909
01:37:42,008 --> 01:37:45,748
♪ I wouldn't have a clue ♪

1910
01:37:45,748 --> 01:37:49,625
♪ Because you're near me ♪

1911
01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:52,245
♪ And I ♪

1912
01:37:52,245 --> 01:37:54,795
♪ Want to thank you ♪

1913
01:37:54,795 --> 01:37:59,795
♪ For giving me the best day of my life ♪

1914
01:38:01,660 --> 01:38:04,261
♪ And, oh ♪

1915
01:38:04,261 --> 01:38:06,880
♪ Just to be with you ♪

1916
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:11,880
♪ Is having the best day of my life ♪

1917
01:38:13,868 --> 01:38:16,101
♪ And I ♪

1918
01:38:16,101 --> 01:38:18,792
♪ Want to thank you ♪

1919
01:38:18,792 --> 01:38:23,792
♪ For giving me the best day of my life ♪

1920
01:38:25,601 --> 01:38:28,234
♪ And, oh ♪

1921
01:38:28,234 --> 01:38:30,786
♪ Just to be with you ♪

1922
01:38:30,786 --> 01:38:35,119
♪ Is having the best day of my life ♪