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(lion roaring)

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(projector clicking)

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(upbeat music)

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(speaker clicking)

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(phonograph hissing)

6
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(luggage scraping)

7
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(intense classical music)

8
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You are a very sad man, Mr. Kent.

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(laughing) Nothing gets me down, sugar.

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Put your hands on the ice next to mine.

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Just a second.

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Stand behind me for moral support.

13
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My other pocket's lonely.

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Let 'er rip.

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Keep moving your hands

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until you feel something.

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(intensifying eerie music)

18
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Oh she's a wise old woman.

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Look into the ice.

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I'm looking.

21
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Closer.

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Look into your soul, Mr. Kent.

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(horn tooting)

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♪ Look at you ♪

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♪ You're beautiful ♪

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♪ Keep on loving me ♪

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♪ Be my lover ♪

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(woman screams)

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(piano whomps)

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(sad music)

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(ice clatters)

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(moaning)

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As your wise old fingers will tell you,

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I didn't cry at my mother's funeral,

35
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and I don't cry now.

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Look to your own miseries, Mr. Kent.

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Otherwise, you are a dead man.

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Narcissa, do you have another nickel?

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Give her a tip.

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A dead man!

41
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Dead!

42
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See how much happiness

43
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your money can buy. (laughing)

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(intense music)

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(intriguing classical music)

46
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Now, what possessed you

47
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to take me there?

48
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Well, when I first saw you,

49
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my tapeworm said, "Fortune-teller,"

50
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and that settled it.

51
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I never go against my tapeworm.

52
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I don't believe in this tapeworm of yours.

53
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Most tapeworms are chewers, not talkers.

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Oh, yes, he's got a very strong will.

55
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He's irresistible.

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I'm cold.

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Let's take a streetcar.

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We can't pay.

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(streetcar bell dinging)

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It's the 23.

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We won't have to.

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(streetcar screeching)

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(smooth jazz music)

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(fist pounding)

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Are you an American?

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I'm not an American.

67
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I'm a nymphomaniac.

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As long as you're not American,

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you can be whatever you like.

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Well, he's an American.

71
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You're mistaken.

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He may have the stink of America on him,

73
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but I assure you he's Canadian, 100%.

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You lied to me?

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No.

76
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It's like I said.

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I'm a producer from New York.

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Just down on his luck.

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A real-live, Yankee-Doodle boy.

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Then you're no son of mine.

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Muskeg Beer Hall.

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End of the line!

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(lively music)

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♪ Get up ♪

85
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♪ Get your boots on ♪

86
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♪ Hurry up, hurry up ♪

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♪ Time's a wastin' ♪

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♪ If you're not tastin' ♪

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♪ Lady Port-Huntley's Beer ♪

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♪ Can't wait to drink ♪

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♪ One down, two down, ♪

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♪ Three down, more ♪

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♪ All stuff we tell ♪

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♪ We swore to be true ♪

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♪ Lady Port-Huntley's beer ♪

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♪ It's for me and for you ♪

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♪ It's for me and for you ♪

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♪ It's for me and for you ♪

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No gushing!

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I'm Duncan Ellsworth,

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your classical music host,

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and I've got major key news for you.

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A contest, ladies and gentlemen.

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The most exciting in our history.

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Want to trade your sorrows
in for some spondoolicks?

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Here to explain how is
Her Serenity herself,

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Lady Port-Huntley.

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Thank you, Duncan.

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Listen to the sounds of Winnipeg.

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The white breathing of a nocturnal city

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in this sad, sad world.

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(wind blowing)

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(baby crying)

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(whistle blowing)

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We at Muskeg Beer

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are proud that Winnipeg

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has been chosen four years in a row

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by the London Times

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as the world capital of sorrow

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in the great depression.

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(radio antenna beeping)

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In recognition of this honor,

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we will be hosting

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a world-wide contest

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to determine which nation's music

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truly deserves to be called

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"the saddest in the world."

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Aspirirg virtuosos of tearful melody

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are welcomed to travel here and lay claim

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to the jewel-studded crown

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of frozen tears and
$25,000 in prize money.

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That's right.

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25,000 depression era dollars.

134
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I can already see that
return ticket to Manhattan.

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Come on, let's drink fast.

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I got business to attend to.

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The Lady Port-Huntley's

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Saddest Music In The World Contest.

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(horns blaring)

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And they're off!

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(drums thumping)

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(intense music)

143
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(voices murmuring)

144
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(train hissing)

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(train whistle blasting)

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(train chugging)

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(sad violin music)

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(woman singing)

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(thunder booming)

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(woman singing)

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(train chugging)

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What do we really get for our money?

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Listen, within a few months,

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Congress will end prohibition

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and America will be saying
goodbye to bootleggers

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and be running, and I mean running,

157
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back to the neighborhood's bar.

158
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Imagine a hundred million drinkers

159
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willing to pay top
dollars for legal booze,

160
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even if they can't make the rent

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or buy their children shoes.

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We, Canada, that happy
suds buddy to the north,

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open the flood gates and makes a killing.

164
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If you're sad and like beer,

165
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I'm your lady.

166
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Hey, maybe you should make
yourself scarce for a while.

167
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Wait, don't disappear on me.

168
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How long will you be?

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If I'm not thrown out,

170
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under half an hour.

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I'll just curl up here and take a nap.

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We will be going for countries

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with the highest rate of depression

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'cause this is where
people drink the most.

175
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Excuse me for interrupting,

176
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but somebody calling himself

177
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the American Ambassador of Sadness

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says that you wish to see him immediately.

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He can take a seat in the waiting room

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like everybody else.

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He refuses to wait.

182
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He said if I didn't
announce him instantly,

183
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you'd have me fired.

184
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And what does this buffoon look like?

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Well-tailored,

186
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wears spats, clean
fingernails, clean-shaven.

187
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Spats?

188
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Would you call his hair slippery?

189
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Chester Kent.

190
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Okay, everybody.

191
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15 minutes.

192
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Teddy, stay here.

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(smooth music)

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(shoes squeaking)

195
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Lady P.

196
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Had a few hours between trains,

197
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thought I'd drop in.

198
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What purpose?

199
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Well, to see how you're getting on.

200
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It's a bad time for me.

201
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I'm devoured with guilt
about the obscene amount

202
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of money I'm making at a time

203
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where so many people have nothing.

204
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I'm sure you do what you can.

205
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And I am heartsick

206
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about poor Teddy over here.

207
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With a wonderful wife

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and two beautiful children,

209
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and has to make me sing in a seesaw

210
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whenever I ask him,

211
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just to keep his job.

212
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Don't be embarrassed, Teddy.

213
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Idealism and business rarely mix.

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May I?

215
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But I console myself with
the thought, Chester,

216
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that if I hadn't met you,
I might never have done

217
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anything to be ashamed of!

218
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Why bother with shame at all,

219
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is my philosophy.

220
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Look at the pictures on the wall!

221
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Look at them!

222
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Tell me what you think!

223
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You're everywhere.

224
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I'd say you qualify as
the star of your own life.

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(piano blasting)

226
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When I had a life, that was true.

227
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You got a new dolly.

228
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It's nice.

229
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,110
Teddy, have you ever wondered

230
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where my legs went?

231
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He's been a dear.

232
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He has never asked once.

233
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Well, let's be fair, Helen.

234
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,936
You can only hang one of
those missing legs on me.

235
00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:40,470
What is it that you want from me today?

236
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I want a crack at that prize money.

237
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(Helen laughing)

238
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And how do you intend to do that?

239
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By serving up the saddest
number you ever heard.

240
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I've got schmaltz routines

241
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that could ring sobs from a moose.

242
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:55,210
Really, and you'll be
representing America, right?

243
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

244
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Tears, Helen, for all those blubbers

245
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in the old melting pot.

246
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Chester, I doubt there is anyone on Earth

247
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who knows less about grief than you do.

248
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,090
Nothing makes a dent.

249
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Sadness is just happiness

250
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turned on its ass.

251
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It's all showbiz.

252
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,370
You got an orchestra handy?

253
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,570
I'll prove it to you.

254
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:16,590
Actually, I do.

255
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,610
Great, haul 'em in here.

256
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:21,413
Teddy, the orchestra.

257
00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:23,040
They're very genteel.

258
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,510
They play blindfolded.

259
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:25,833
A novelty act, huh?

260
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:27,570
What's the kicker?

261
00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:33,273
When Teddy and I sing on
the seesaw, they play.

262
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:36,420
That's a hard act to follow.

263
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:39,090
Your audition will be much simpler.

264
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:42,870
I want you to tell about my accident,

265
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if you can still remember it.

266
00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:46,763
Teddy.

267
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,080
No Teddy, you've been spared today.

268
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,073
Go back.

269
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Start the music.

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Play not too fast,

271
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,923
and with feeling.

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(sad music)

273
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,200
So, where do I start?

274
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,660
Why don't you start with your father?

275
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,723
And end with him, full circle.

276
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,823
Well, he was in love with you,

277
00:15:26,823 --> 00:15:30,273
but there was a problem, you loved me.

278
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,627
Yes, and you never loved me.

279
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Yes, I see it.

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So long ago.

281
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,110
It feels like yesterday.

282
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:41,130
I was flattered.

283
00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:45,273
A beautiful woman paying attention to me.

284
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:48,830
He suspected me.

285
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,940
He had good reason to.

286
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,860
Right under his nose,

287
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,243
every chance we got.

288
00:15:56,318 --> 00:15:57,660
We drove him to drink.

289
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,910
He wanted to marry you.

290
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,493
He thought himself a cuckold by you.

291
00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:09,393
♪ Oh, yes, I see it ♪

292
00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:11,623
♪ So long ago ♪

293
00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:15,600
♪ It feels like yesterday ♪

294
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,780
He started wearing his old uniform.

295
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,990
Canadian lieutenant, the Great War.

296
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,520
[Helen] Marching up and down the stairs

297
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,800
late into the night with his rifle.

298
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,910
[Chester] Drunk.

299
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,523
[Helen] Your brother Roderick.

300
00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:32,160
♪ Trying to heal him with music ♪

301
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,460
The day of the car trip.

302
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:36,540
[Helen] The ice storm.

303
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:37,920
The empty road.

304
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,940
[Chester] Except for him

305
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,680
trying to stop the car.

306
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,035
[Helen] His hand was out.

307
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,490
[Chester] And there was
your head lifting up.

308
00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:45,513
Blocking my view.

309
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,939
Oh, yes. I see it.

310
00:16:50,939 --> 00:16:51,808
I see it.

311
00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:53,150
So long ago.

312
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,800
[Both] It feels like yesterday.

313
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,700
Jesus, dad, what do we do?

314
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,410
Get my bag.

315
00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:05,790
Her leg's stuck, we gotta get her loose!

316
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,500
No, no, no, no, you'll tear
it off completely, you idiot.

317
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,120
Do as I say.

318
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,563
I'm the doctor here.

319
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,263
You're drunk.

320
00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,173
My bag!

321
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,686
I'm going to save the woman I love.

322
00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:17,893
Do you hear me?

323
00:17:17,893 --> 00:17:20,070
The woman I love!

324
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,628
We're going to get married.

325
00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:23,940
(Helen crying)

326
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,448
Please!

327
00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:28,224
Please do something!

328
00:17:28,224 --> 00:17:33,224
Help me!

329
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:36,273
We've got to occupate and amputate.

330
00:17:36,273 --> 00:17:37,770
Dad, you better let me help.

331
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,910
Out of my way.

332
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,053
You make me sick.

333
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:45,080
There, love.

334
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,893
Now there's a puzzle.

335
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:48,743
Steady.

336
00:17:50,122 --> 00:17:51,830
Oh, steady, steady, steady.

337
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,663
(Helen screaming)

338
00:17:57,521 --> 00:17:59,797
Hey, you're cutting the wrong leg!

339
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:04,127
Dad, you're through the bone already!

340
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,550
That's her good leg!

341
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,946
Now look what you made me do!

342
00:18:06,946 --> 00:18:08,459
[Helen] Stop!

343
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:10,142
(intense music)

344
00:18:10,142 --> 00:18:10,975
Ah, ah.

345
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:14,538
Ah, gee.

346
00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:16,179
No, no.

347
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,570
Guh, ha, gee, no, guh.

348
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:20,070
Oh, my, oh my, ah.

349
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:22,807
No, no, no, no.

350
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,273
Hello, Helen.

351
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,153
I'm here to represent Canada.

352
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,973
If you'll let me.

353
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,280
Take your blindfolds off, gentlemen.

354
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,960
Pay attention, this is Canada speaking.

355
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,750
Play "Red Maple Leaves".

356
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,593
On the double!

357
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:51,280
Don't tell me you live
here and you don't know it!

358
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:58,203
♪ Just the red maple leaf ♪

359
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,770
What do you say?

360
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,700
About your legs?

361
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,320
♪ And when they come again ♪

362
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,257
That's a pretty tough break.

363
00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:05,986
♪ You'll find me. ♪

364
00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:08,401
But doesn't it make you sad?

365
00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:09,310
♪ Where I left my heart ♪

366
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:12,150
Well, life's full of surprises, Helen.

367
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,410
Take away those surprises,

368
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:15,654
and life's a pretty dull proposition.

369
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:16,500
♪ Maple leaves. ♪

370
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,700
Isn't that right, pop?

371
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,800
Why are you here?

372
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,360
Same as you.

373
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,920
One last crack at the jackpot.

374
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,740
I will love this woman until my dying day.

375
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,780
Let me shout it to the rooftops.

376
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,550
I even brought her something.

377
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:30,383
Stop it!

378
00:19:30,383 --> 00:19:31,367
No bribes.

379
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,660
(sad music)

380
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:36,000
All right, here's an angle for you, Helen.

381
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,400
America vs. Canada.

382
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,260
A brash son comes home to duke it out

383
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,180
musically with his war-vet pop.

384
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,890
The old man's drowning in his sorrows.

385
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,570
The son wants no part of this.

386
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,430
But in order to win the dough,

387
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:48,510
that Yank's gotta find

388
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,953
his tear ducts in a hurry.

389
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:53,770
You got something there.

390
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,903
Okay, America, you're on.

391
00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:02,582
(crowd murmuring)

392
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:05,415
(train whistling)

393
00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:09,774
(sad music)

394
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,560
And now we see Gavrillo the Great,

395
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,170
one of the greatest cellists in Europe.

396
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:22,290
No one has ever seen his face uncovered,

397
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,960
for he wears upon it at all times,

398
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,850
even during public performances,

399
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,740
a veil as black as night.

400
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:29,940
That's right, Mary.

401
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,650
They say he wears it to express

402
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,780
the national sadness of Serbia,

403
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:36,450
whose famed assassin Gavrilo Princip

404
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,210
fired the first fatal shot

405
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,611
of The Great War,

406
00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:42,000
the war to end all wars.

407
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,520
Nine million killed, Duncan.

408
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,190
That should make a man very sad, indeed.

409
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,023
Roderick?

410
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,880
Roderick.

411
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,713
Father.

412
00:21:00,121 --> 00:21:01,980
Oh, come here!

413
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,447
Give your father a hug!

414
00:21:03,447 --> 00:21:06,478
(Roderick screaming in pain)

415
00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:09,145
(both grunting)

416
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,400
I'm sorry.

417
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,400
It's just my own skin is very sensitive.

418
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,630
You look well, Father.

419
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,970
Oh, my health is gone.

420
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:23,110
But I'm sober and I pay my bills

421
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,813
and I keep my pants pressed.

422
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,120
Where's Chester?

423
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:29,970
He's supposed to be here.

424
00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:32,520
I couldn't stand one more
second with him ten years ago.

425
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,435
Why would he stomach me now?

426
00:21:33,435 --> 00:21:35,520
[Fyodor] Roderick.

427
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,040
I'd forgotten how bright
the light is here.

428
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,303
Don't mind these glasses.

429
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:43,290
How can you see through those?

430
00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:47,310
It's like I'm painting things
just by looking at them.

431
00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:48,420
But where's Chester?

432
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:50,640
He must be at the music hall.

433
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,670
The opening pageant is set for tonight.

434
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:54,990
Let's march, my boy!

435
00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:57,900
Father, did Chester ever admit

436
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,883
to stealing my music box?

437
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:02,370
That was ten years ago, son.

438
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,000
Can't you ever forget anything?

439
00:22:08,644 --> 00:22:10,977
(sad music)

440
00:22:15,637 --> 00:22:18,387
(woman crooning)

441
00:22:27,523 --> 00:22:30,190
(intense music)

442
00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:35,524
(water splashing)

443
00:22:35,524 --> 00:22:38,191
(woman moaning)

444
00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:42,599
Ha.

445
00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:46,601
There we are.

446
00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:48,601
Here we are, ho, ho, ho.

447
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,027
There.

448
00:22:56,027 --> 00:22:56,860
Ah, home.

449
00:22:58,109 --> 00:22:59,940
(woman moaning)

450
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:02,610
Good Lord, what's that?

451
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:09,930
Close your ears.

452
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,490
Excuse me.

453
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,323
Chester.

454
00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:15,980
Your brother's here!

455
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,990
Could you say goodbye to
your guest and come down?

456
00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,460
Quickly?

457
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:22,060
Have her go out by the back way.

458
00:23:22,950 --> 00:23:25,083
Can't have strangers at a homecoming.

459
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,200
You don't play anymore.

460
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,200
Oh, yes, but on my knees.

461
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,583
No more dignity.

462
00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:37,380
No more dignity, huh?

463
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:38,313
Family motto.

464
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,795
(discordant piano music)

465
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,060
How are you, Roderick?

466
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,030
Chester, just the way
I always picture you.

467
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,096
Thundering down the stairs,
bursting into a room.

468
00:23:53,096 --> 00:23:54,660
(Roderick scoffing)

469
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:55,890
Even in bare feet you thunder.

470
00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:57,900
You still sound like your mewling cello.

471
00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:01,950
In a noisy house, someone must be soft.

472
00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:04,713
This one plays the grace notes, aye?

473
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,680
Which reminds me.

474
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,610
All of these years,

475
00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:10,233
I have a present for you.

476
00:24:14,613 --> 00:24:16,020
I was waiting for this day.

477
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,550
There's no need for
you to do this, Father.

478
00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:21,390
Oh, I remember taking it out nights

479
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:22,840
when the rats were scurrying.

480
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,370
Carrying it over to the window,

481
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:29,273
and calling your name
through it to bring you home.

482
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:32,973
Roderick!

483
00:24:34,884 --> 00:24:37,801
(Chester laughing)

484
00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:46,583
What else have you got
squirreled away for him?

485
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:48,790
I knitted you a sweater.

486
00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:52,863
Actually, I made three.

487
00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:54,703
One for ea.

488
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:01,040
You, and one for your
wife and one for your son.

489
00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:05,220
My skin is far too
excitable for wool, I fear.

490
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,050
Would you mind terribly
if we turn that light off?

491
00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,733
You're still a hypochondriac.

492
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,460
Take that up with my physician,

493
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,710
Dr. Loords, the best doctor in Germany!

494
00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:14,700
His opinion, for what it's worth,

495
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,110
is that I'm lucky to be alive.

496
00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:18,150
Have you heard nothing from your wife?

497
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,150
Not a sign, not a word, not a sausage.

498
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:23,814
She just disappeared when your son died?

499
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,710
(sad music)

500
00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:26,643
It was gradual.

501
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,703
A ship going down with all
her lights and barely a sound.

502
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:36,813
She forgot about loving me.

503
00:25:39,390 --> 00:25:41,100
She even forgot about our son.

504
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:41,933
What's that hissing?

505
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:42,870
Can somebody turn that off?

506
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,120
I think you hear a
faucet running upstairs.

507
00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:48,480
Is your friend still here?

508
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,650
She went out the back.

509
00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:51,750
Well, someone's left the faucet on.

510
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,583
No more debate!

511
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,210
Just deal with it!

512
00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,760
All right, I'll deal with it.

513
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,233
Don't hurt Roderick!

514
00:26:21,108 --> 00:26:23,813
Lady Port-Huntley's
Saddest Music in The World

515
00:26:23,813 --> 00:26:26,850
opening pageant has begun,

516
00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:29,490
led by the Zanis of Africa.

517
00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,290
Resplendent!

518
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,563
If I can focus my opera
glasses for a moment here.

519
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,293
Yes!

520
00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:40,290
Resplendent in their
delightful paints and scars.

521
00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:43,110
Absolutely beautiful.

522
00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:45,630
[Duncan] This pageant
of sad nations brought

523
00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:47,910
to us by Lady Port-Huntley Beer

524
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,250
is shaping up to be a frightening

525
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,846
contest of human despair,
a cavalcade of misery.

526
00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:54,840
(bagpipes blaring)

527
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,070
There's Poland,

528
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:59,913
China, Albania!

529
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,050
That was good fun, Narcissa.

530
00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,880
I must tell you my dream.

531
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,713
Yeah?

532
00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:10,546
Well, hurry.

533
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,910
The competition's about to start.

534
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,860
A man was showing me

535
00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:16,380
how to take the guts out of the goose.

536
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,700
He stood on the wings

537
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,830
and pulled the bird's legs hard.

538
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:20,980
That's how you do it.

539
00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:24,750
Everything came loose in a white heap,

540
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:27,270
except for the breast and the heart.

541
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,893
He put the heart in my hands.

542
00:27:29,790 --> 00:27:32,430
It was still beating very faintly.

543
00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:34,080
Hey, maybe you can sing about that.

544
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,071
Make us some prize money.

545
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,980
At the very last moment of the dream,

546
00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:40,580
it didn't seem to be the
bird's heart I was holding.

547
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:42,423
It was so small.

548
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:44,770
I don't know whose it was.

549
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:47,330
Then I woke up.

550
00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:50,610
Well, if it was tiny
and covered with slime,

551
00:27:50,610 --> 00:27:51,877
it was probably mine.

552
00:27:51,877 --> 00:27:53,010
(Narcissa laughing)

553
00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:55,470
You really don't understand me at all.

554
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:56,940
Understand this.

555
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:59,610
If I don't get some backing
fast for a production number,

556
00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:01,563
one with plenty of saltwater dressing,

557
00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:04,110
one of those foreign onion-peelers down

558
00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:06,324
there is gonna snatch my prize money.

559
00:28:06,324 --> 00:28:09,157
(crowd murmuring)

560
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,022
Come on.

561
00:28:12,134 --> 00:28:13,717
Let's get crackin'.

562
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,626
(alarm buzzing)

563
00:28:20,626 --> 00:28:24,626
(crowd cheering and applauding)

564
00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:33,074
(sad flute music)

565
00:28:38,731 --> 00:28:40,500
No ore car beat the Siamese

566
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,533
when it comes to dignity, cats, or twins.

567
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,440
But I'm embarrassed to say

568
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,383
that before now I've never taken

569
00:28:48,383 --> 00:28:51,780
Siamese sadness all that seriously.

570
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:55,980
You can almost hear the
typhoon bearing down

571
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:58,590
on a defenseless seaside village

572
00:28:58,590 --> 00:29:00,862
through this tortured flute solo.

573
00:29:00,862 --> 00:29:02,909
(birds chirping)

574
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,162
The fatal deluge

575
00:29:04,162 --> 00:29:05,995
is announced by birds.

576
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,070
The performer has taken

577
00:29:08,070 --> 00:29:10,140
the trouble to put out their eyes

578
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:12,030
so they'll have a bit more soul

579
00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:14,370
to their warning chirps.

580
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:16,643
It's all in the details, Mary.

581
00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:20,235
(sad flute music)

582
00:29:20,235 --> 00:29:22,985
(birds chirping)

583
00:29:25,613 --> 00:29:28,402
(alarm buzzing)

584
00:29:28,402 --> 00:29:31,485
(sad mariachi music)

585
00:29:34,344 --> 00:29:38,094
And now the Mexicans
take their first turn.

586
00:29:53,503 --> 00:29:56,471
(alarm buzzing)

587
00:29:56,471 --> 00:29:58,034
(sad flute music)

588
00:29:58,034 --> 00:30:00,784
(birds chirping)

589
00:30:12,628 --> 00:30:14,958
(alarm buzzing)

590
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:18,041
(sad mariachi music)

591
00:30:24,153 --> 00:30:25,605
(alarm buzzing twice)

592
00:30:25,605 --> 00:30:30,355
(sad flute music and sad mariachi music)

593
00:30:47,409 --> 00:30:51,840
(singing in foreign language)

594
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,480
The singers are giving us a sad peak

595
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:59,196
into child-burial customs down Mexico way.

596
00:30:59,196 --> 00:31:03,187
The Mexican mama is being very
firm with her dead infant.

597
00:31:03,187 --> 00:31:06,090
"Now, go away," she wails.

598
00:31:06,090 --> 00:31:08,073
You are dead.

599
00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:12,840
Don't sneak in at night
to nurse from my breast.

600
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,140
That milk is only for the living.

601
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,783
To Canadian ears that may sound harsh.

602
00:31:18,783 --> 00:31:20,880
Well, I guess dead children,

603
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,843
like any other kind, have got to learn.

604
00:31:27,323 --> 00:31:30,073
(crowd cheering)

605
00:31:40,335 --> 00:31:43,168
(crowd murmuring)

606
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,310
(crowd cheering)

607
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,190
[Duncan] The Mexicans now
take their victory bath

608
00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:00,963
in the Port-Huntley Pond.

609
00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:03,600
For the Mexicans,

610
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,903
this is a first-time
full immersion in beer.

611
00:32:08,659 --> 00:32:11,220
Oh, they don't seem very excited.

612
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,219
So far nobody's drinking.

613
00:32:13,219 --> 00:32:15,210
God!

614
00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,950
We still got prohibition,

615
00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:18,450
and they got swimming pools

616
00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:20,850
full of beer up there in Canada.

617
00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:22,890
Why ain't they drinkin', Ed?

618
00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:24,780
Mexicans ain't used to winnin'.

619
00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:26,430
not since the Alamo.

620
00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:27,423
They smell a rat.

621
00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:30,390
If I got that lucky,

622
00:32:30,390 --> 00:32:31,983
I'd drink till I drowned.

623
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:35,393
(sad music)

624
00:32:38,115 --> 00:32:39,615
Now, that's sad.

625
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:47,253
Look at this street.

626
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,150
Where am I gonna find a
patron of the arts in Winnipeg

627
00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:52,230
in the dead of winter,

628
00:32:52,230 --> 00:32:53,580
in this depression?

629
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:54,870
How much do you need?

630
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:56,640
I just rented a warehouse.

631
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,570
I got people lined up

632
00:32:57,570 --> 00:32:59,040
to build sets, make costumes.

633
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,320
I got musicians, arrangers.

634
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,220
But I gotta put out first,

635
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:03,270
or they'll shut me down.

636
00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:05,275
Maybe you should keep it simple.

637
00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:07,230
America goes simple?

638
00:33:07,230 --> 00:33:08,460
That's a hot one.

639
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:12,090
No, it's gotta be vulgar and
obvious, full of gimmicks.

640
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:15,210
You know, sadness, but
with sass and pizzazz.

641
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,140
They'll eat it up,

642
00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,030
but we gotta hit them
lots of different ways,

643
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:18,863
'cause if the judge sees

644
00:33:18,863 --> 00:33:20,310
the same thing more than once,

645
00:33:20,310 --> 00:33:21,910
she'll hold back those sniffles.

646
00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:24,656
Please, sir, we're hungry.

647
00:33:24,656 --> 00:33:26,009
Do you have any food you could give us?

648
00:33:26,009 --> 00:33:27,176
No, I don't.

649
00:33:31,059 --> 00:33:35,600
(speaking a foreign language)

650
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,620
If you agree to drop
out of this competition

651
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,450
and join my American team,

652
00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,220
I'll pay your way back home when I win.

653
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,053
Really?

654
00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:43,832
Get to the brewery, wait for me.

655
00:33:43,832 --> 00:33:47,499
(speaking foreign language)

656
00:33:48,810 --> 00:33:50,253
Damn sleepwalker.

657
00:33:54,244 --> 00:33:56,994
(woman crooning)

658
00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:00,780
Good night, Mother.

659
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,960
So, you manage to keep yourself

660
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,733
sad at all times, do you?

661
00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:18,063
In my pocket is a jar.

662
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,620
In the jar, preserved in my own tears,

663
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,213
is my son's heart.

664
00:34:29,608 --> 00:34:31,020
(sad classical music)

665
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,967
This is the piece that
would win the contest.

666
00:34:33,967 --> 00:34:35,127
"The Song is You."

667
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:37,863
We played it for Mother.

668
00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:41,523
I played it for my son at his funeral.

669
00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:44,943
That's my sadness.

670
00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:46,833
One death.

671
00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:49,463
Or two.

672
00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:52,320
I play it every day.

673
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,603
First on the cylinder, then on my cello.

674
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,393
There is nothing sadder.

675
00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:01,203
I need this song.

676
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,340
But I will never play it for money.

677
00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:06,360
Oh, Roderick.

678
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,310
In fact, I want no one
else ever to hear it

679
00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:10,650
until I play it again for my wife

680
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:11,550
whenever I find her.

681
00:35:11,550 --> 00:35:14,850
Let's not dwell on the past so.

682
00:35:14,850 --> 00:35:17,070
As for me, I will draw

683
00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:18,723
on the sadness of Serbia.

684
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:20,880
The little country

685
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,323
that started The Great War.

686
00:35:23,636 --> 00:35:26,220
Gavrillo the Great will atone

687
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,200
for those nine million dead

688
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,393
by shoving them down Chester's throat!

689
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:36,150
I'm pulling out $25,000,

690
00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:37,350
then perhaps I can afford

691
00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:39,120
to look properly for my wife.

692
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:44,120
Roderick, you're
Canadian, born and raised.

693
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,640
Until I walked down the streets

694
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,890
of Belgrade for the first time,

695
00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:53,190
I never felt at home anywhere.

696
00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:54,880
I finally knew who I was

697
00:35:56,010 --> 00:35:58,200
and where my heart dwelt.

698
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,757
Come, let me show you
where I hide my heart.

699
00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:09,440
(wind blowing)

700
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,773
(sad music)

701
00:36:14,853 --> 00:36:18,180
Hey, how does your tapeworm
feel about burials?

702
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:19,830
Like a bride at her wedding.

703
00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:21,353
A festival of worms.

704
00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:25,769
A grand old Winnipeg banker
is being planted today,

705
00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:26,602
and I've got a hunch

706
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:27,600
his widow just might go

707
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,280
for a sad song tribute

708
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,470
to his financial prowess.

709
00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:32,970
Let's go.

710
00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:35,373
We need a good spot next to the family.

711
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:38,735
(sad music)

712
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,553
I'll let you in on a little secret.

713
00:36:45,553 --> 00:36:49,110
I don't believe that all
this sadness really exists.

714
00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,730
[Narcissa] What a delightful notion.

715
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,621
Well, bad things happen.

716
00:36:52,621 --> 00:36:53,454
I'm not denying that.

717
00:36:53,454 --> 00:36:54,287
Plenty of them.

718
00:36:54,287 --> 00:36:56,910
But somehow, when people
start trying to show

719
00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:57,930
how they've been affected

720
00:36:57,930 --> 00:36:59,520
by these bad things,

721
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,603
they start faking it.

722
00:37:02,070 --> 00:37:03,630
They know that, deep down,

723
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:05,100
no one really cares.

724
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,190
But they want people to know
they're suffering, dammit.

725
00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:09,780
And others will go along with them,

726
00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:12,630
making faces, hoping someone will notice,

727
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:15,300
so that when something
awful happens to them,

728
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,133
they can get some

729
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,793
of this fake pity for themselves.

730
00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:20,760
And now Michael's daughter Agnes

731
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,973
will quickly sing his favorite song.

732
00:37:22,973 --> 00:37:24,750
(Agnes crying)

733
00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:26,538
♪ Skip, skip, ♪

734
00:37:26,538 --> 00:37:28,454
♪ Skip to my loo ♪

735
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:29,404
♪ Skip to my loo, ♪

736
00:37:29,404 --> 00:37:31,267
♪ My darling ♪

737
00:37:31,267 --> 00:37:33,850
(Agnes crying)

738
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:46,636
(energetic music)

739
00:37:51,177 --> 00:37:52,710
Ah, don't fall on me!

740
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:54,420
No, Mrs. Burnjones,

741
00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:55,440
I'm Chester Kent,

742
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,680
a producer of musical
spectaculars in New York.

743
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,330
I was very moved

744
00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:02,340
by your daughter's performance.

745
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,450
We all were.

746
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,550
It struck me that more people

747
00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:06,383
should have the chance

748
00:38:06,383 --> 00:38:08,760
to hear her and the other sad music

749
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,440
that soothed your husband.

750
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,070
If we could mount a musical tribute to him

751
00:38:14,070 --> 00:38:16,080
on international radio,

752
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,430
people would be reminded

753
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,750
of what he meant to them,

754
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,580
and listeners who didn't know

755
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,290
about this wonderful banker's

756
00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:24,420
life and great spirit.

757
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:27,300
Was that for the radio contest?

758
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,133
No!

759
00:38:28,985 --> 00:38:30,813
Wait a minute!

760
00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:33,690
Maybe we could tie it in with that!

761
00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:35,280
There's such a great audience, you see.

762
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,140
Well, if I let my daughter sing for you,

763
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,820
she won't come cheap,

764
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:40,893
and you'll have to pay in advance.

765
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,473
Well, I'd be willing to go

766
00:38:45,473 --> 00:38:47,790
as high as $1.75.

767
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:49,623
She's worth more than that!

768
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,170
Look, nobody knows I'm broke.

769
00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:03,900
Give a poor musician just
a whiff of American dough,

770
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,900
and he'll bend right over for Uncle Sam.

771
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,580
Hey!

772
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,797
Care to dance?

773
00:39:09,797 --> 00:39:12,130
(sad music)

774
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,970
Poor Yiddish.

775
00:39:14,970 --> 00:39:17,340
No country of your own, huh?

776
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,173
Come on over.

777
00:39:18,173 --> 00:39:19,640
Put a little spritz in America.

778
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,870
Until your eyes get used to it,

779
00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:35,583
we'll keep the light soft.

780
00:39:38,381 --> 00:39:39,330
(sad music)

781
00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:40,163
Legs.

782
00:39:41,730 --> 00:39:45,093
How pliable and delicate
and sturdy they are.

783
00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:48,033
What dangerous moods.

784
00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:51,753
What subtle shifts in expression.

785
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,350
There's the leg that teases

786
00:39:57,365 --> 00:39:58,865
and the leg that feels guilty.

787
00:40:00,390 --> 00:40:02,311
The leg that blushes

788
00:40:02,311 --> 00:40:04,493
and wants to apologize.

789
00:40:04,493 --> 00:40:07,770
The leg that stammers out its love.

790
00:40:07,770 --> 00:40:09,483
And the leg that repudiates it.

791
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,413
Since the accident,

792
00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:16,470
when I gave up my doctor's license,

793
00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:17,430
not a day has passed

794
00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:18,263
without my thinking

795
00:40:18,263 --> 00:40:19,350
how I would make things

796
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,760
better for Helen.

797
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,700
You do evidently love her.

798
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,040
How could you think otherwise?

799
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,440
She must have artificial legs by now.

800
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,910
But she doesn't.

801
00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,620
Wood and leather don't agree with her.

802
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:32,760
They give her purple rashes

803
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,860
and big, unsightly welts.

804
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:37,920
None of the ordinary
prosthetic materials will do.

805
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,800
Then, sitting among all the
bottles that I'd emptied,

806
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,153
it finally came to me.

807
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:44,970
Glass.

808
00:40:44,970 --> 00:40:46,590
Glass?

809
00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:47,423
Yes.

810
00:40:47,423 --> 00:40:48,300
It's the perfect solution.

811
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,773
Helen loves glass.

812
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,500
She surrounds herself with it.

813
00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:57,630
Her house is filled with glass ornaments.

814
00:40:57,630 --> 00:40:58,950
Creatures large and small.

815
00:40:58,950 --> 00:41:01,770
She collects glass
dolls, hundreds of dolls,

816
00:41:01,770 --> 00:41:03,183
in a stained-glass room.

817
00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:07,893
Waiting, like she is to walk.

818
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:11,541
Behold.

819
00:41:14,944 --> 00:41:18,420
(inspiring music)

820
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:20,020
I've tried to give these to her.

821
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:22,230
I can never find the right moment.

822
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,230
[Roderick] My God.

823
00:41:24,108 --> 00:41:24,941
And they were made

824
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,613
right here in Canada.

825
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:29,070
Now Lady Port-Huntley

826
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,420
can stand up and dance

827
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:32,940
to the saddest music in the world.

828
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:33,773
I've even filled them

829
00:41:33,773 --> 00:41:35,793
with Port-Huntley Muskeg beer.

830
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,523
Why do you frown?

831
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,210
I was thinking about my wife.

832
00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:44,550
Happier thoughts, please.

833
00:41:44,550 --> 00:41:49,550
I have a photograph of her
leaping across a gutter,

834
00:41:50,490 --> 00:41:53,673
her legs suspended in midair.

835
00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:57,930
I'm afraid these won't permit that,

836
00:41:57,930 --> 00:42:00,300
but they can stretch out a fair way.

837
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,500
Could I see the picture?

838
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:09,873
No! It's.

839
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,903
She's not at all as I pictured her.

840
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:24,270
Excuse me, I've been admiring your ear

841
00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:26,130
for the past five minutes.

842
00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:28,410
I find it utterly beautiful.

843
00:42:28,410 --> 00:42:31,740
It is perfectly shaped,
this one, the left one.

844
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:35,250
I wonder, I wonder if I could
whisper something into it.

845
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,921
Just a little story you might like.

846
00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:37,754
(alarm buzzing)

847
00:42:37,754 --> 00:42:38,587
Would you mind?

848
00:42:38,587 --> 00:42:39,608
I won't come too close.

849
00:42:39,608 --> 00:42:41,253
I'm deaf in that ear.

850
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:45,667
But I can hear just fine in the other one.

851
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:50,490
No, this is the one I want.

852
00:42:50,490 --> 00:42:52,470
You can still feel my breath.

853
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:53,683
Imagine what I'm telling you.

854
00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:54,971
(alarm buzzing twice)

855
00:42:54,971 --> 00:42:55,845
(audience applauding)

856
00:42:55,845 --> 00:42:58,953
(sad didgeridoo music)

857
00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:01,870
(sad string music)

858
00:43:03,150 --> 00:43:05,010
So, why'd you send for me?

859
00:43:05,010 --> 00:43:08,370
Suppose I decided to back you.

860
00:43:08,370 --> 00:43:10,203
Well, that would be very sporting.

861
00:43:11,610 --> 00:43:14,400
I have to warn you, there'll
be many, many bills to pay.

862
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,080
We can both pay our bills.

863
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,680
You want me to win, I suppose.

864
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:21,533
Undo me.

865
00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:24,390
Beg your pardon?

866
00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:26,468
You have to start paying
your first bill right now.

867
00:43:26,468 --> 00:43:29,218
(romantic music)

868
00:43:30,601 --> 00:43:32,070
I dislike beer.

869
00:43:32,070 --> 00:43:36,750
For my jubilee, I requested
champagne and milk.

870
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,120
That's a pretty small tub.

871
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,953
There'll be room enough.

872
00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:41,073
Suppose I refuse?

873
00:43:41,970 --> 00:43:43,320
You're wasting your time.

874
00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:46,428
(scoffing) Do I get instructions?

875
00:43:46,428 --> 00:43:49,020
It's very simple.

876
00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,160
You undress me,

877
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,090
you bathe me,

878
00:43:51,090 --> 00:43:52,080
you put me to bed.

879
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,880
I like to be asked, not told.

880
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,897
Who cares what you like?

881
00:43:54,897 --> 00:43:55,730
You do!

882
00:43:57,150 --> 00:43:59,133
All this bully-boy stuff.

883
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,740
Just say you want me.

884
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:02,760
It's easy to want you, Helen.

885
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,530
You're still beautiful.

886
00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:06,150
Just say it.

887
00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:09,210
And then let's go somewhere
where we can get serious.

888
00:44:09,210 --> 00:44:10,323
Just undress me.

889
00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:14,973
No sale.

890
00:44:16,350 --> 00:44:17,970
Why don't you boys take
off your blindfolds

891
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:19,620
and fish her out when she's done.

892
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,400
Well, that's the last of my pride.

893
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,800
Does your offer still stand?

894
00:44:38,650 --> 00:44:41,053
A little bit of backbone

895
00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:43,230
is sexy in a man.

896
00:44:43,230 --> 00:44:46,080
Be undressed by the time I count to five.

897
00:44:47,370 --> 00:44:49,146
One.

898
00:44:49,146 --> 00:44:50,830
Two.

899
00:44:50,830 --> 00:44:52,571
Three.

900
00:44:52,571 --> 00:44:53,726
Four.

901
00:44:53,726 --> 00:44:55,870
(alarm buzzing)

902
00:44:55,870 --> 00:44:58,620
(crowd cheering)

903
00:45:02,007 --> 00:45:03,720
Representing Canada

904
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:07,512
is our first performer
this evening, Fyodor Kent.

905
00:45:07,512 --> 00:45:08,850
(discordant piano music)

906
00:45:08,850 --> 00:45:10,530
He is wearing what appears to be

907
00:45:10,530 --> 00:45:13,260
his own uniform from The Great War.

908
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:14,910
[Duncan] And he stands or the stage

909
00:45:14,910 --> 00:45:19,020
with an upturned piano,
his touching tribute

910
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,144
to the Canadians who fell

911
00:45:20,144 --> 00:45:22,561
on the European battlefields.

912
00:45:24,450 --> 00:45:27,450
Canadian troops site at Vimy,

913
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:28,770
the bird notes

914
00:45:28,770 --> 00:45:31,653
of Reveille at dawn.

915
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,780
Let us follow the leaves of red

916
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,770
as they swirl across the fields

917
00:45:37,770 --> 00:45:39,813
of France and the raging ocean.

918
00:45:41,430 --> 00:45:44,103
Come home, my boys.

919
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,380
Come home.

920
00:45:51,341 --> 00:45:54,174
(sad piano music)

921
00:45:55,008 --> 00:46:00,008
♪ Just the red maple leaves ♪

922
00:46:01,032 --> 00:46:03,484
♪ And when they come again ♪

923
00:46:03,484 --> 00:46:06,236
♪ You'll find me ♪

924
00:46:06,236 --> 00:46:11,236
♪ Where I left my heart behind me ♪

925
00:46:11,413 --> 00:46:16,413
♪ 'Neath the red maple leaves ♪

926
00:46:17,353 --> 00:46:19,228
♪ Maple leaves ♪

927
00:46:19,228 --> 00:46:21,098
(alarm buzzing)

928
00:46:21,098 --> 00:46:23,167
(intense drumming)

929
00:46:23,167 --> 00:46:26,073
(singing in foreign language)

930
00:46:26,073 --> 00:46:28,440
Now the Zani performers from the Cameroons

931
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,780
are showing us how villagers there

932
00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:33,390
conduct a proper pygmy funeral.

933
00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:36,150
From these wildly beaten jungle skins,

934
00:46:36,150 --> 00:46:37,590
we are hearing

935
00:46:37,590 --> 00:46:40,950
the true songs of bereavement

936
00:46:40,950 --> 00:46:44,130
while friends and family of the deceased

937
00:46:44,130 --> 00:46:47,130
punish themselves with sharp stones,

938
00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:51,000
opening wounds across
kneecap and forehead.

939
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,633
Wounds that weeps tears of blood.

940
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,713
(singing in foreign language)

941
00:47:21,027 --> 00:47:24,510
(alarm buzzing)

942
00:47:24,510 --> 00:47:26,298
(sad piano music)

943
00:47:26,298 --> 00:47:27,845
♪ We gathered leaves ♪

944
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,764
♪ To brush them ♪

945
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:33,881
♪ Which lovers sometimes do ♪

946
00:47:33,881 --> 00:47:34,831
♪ You're gone ♪

947
00:47:34,831 --> 00:47:36,731
♪ But I caress them ♪

948
00:47:36,731 --> 00:47:41,731
♪ They're all I have of you ♪

949
00:47:42,435 --> 00:47:43,618
♪ All I have of you ♪

950
00:47:43,618 --> 00:47:45,009
(alarm buzzing twice)

951
00:47:45,009 --> 00:47:45,842
(intense drum music)

952
00:47:45,842 --> 00:47:48,546
♪ All I have of you ♪

953
00:47:48,546 --> 00:47:51,780
♪ All I have of you ♪

954
00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:55,599
♪ All I have of you ♪

955
00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:58,506
♪ All I have of you ♪

956
00:47:58,506 --> 00:48:02,176
♪ All I have of you ♪

957
00:48:02,176 --> 00:48:04,632
♪ All I have ♪

958
00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:06,924
♪ Of you ♪

959
00:48:06,924 --> 00:48:10,157
♪ All I have of you ♪

960
00:48:10,157 --> 00:48:12,574
♪ All I have ♪

961
00:48:15,278 --> 00:48:18,028
(crowd cheering)

962
00:48:21,143 --> 00:48:22,710
[Duncan] This has been a real eye-opener

963
00:48:22,710 --> 00:48:25,290
for the traditionally
reserved Canadian audience

964
00:48:25,290 --> 00:48:26,850
gathered here this evening.

965
00:48:26,850 --> 00:48:28,500
The crowd is or its feet,

966
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,526
swept up in the Zani frenzy.

967
00:48:31,526 --> 00:48:34,359
(crowd murmuring)

968
00:48:40,649 --> 00:48:43,980
(crowd cheering)

969
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:46,110
The Africans have eliminated

970
00:48:46,110 --> 00:48:48,976
Canada in their first challenge.

971
00:48:48,976 --> 00:48:50,340
(people splashing)

972
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:53,490
The beer bath makes it official.

973
00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:55,583
Fyodor Kent must realize

974
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,750
that in a world competition,

975
00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:00,060
ordinary tears aren't going to be enough.

976
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:02,310
Yes Mary, a great disappointment

977
00:49:02,310 --> 00:49:05,839
for Canada and Fyodor Kent.

978
00:49:05,839 --> 00:49:06,900
The Zanis really seem

979
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:09,300
to be enjoying their victory.

980
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:10,440
Now they're whipping

981
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,080
the head on the brew into a happy

982
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,463
Port-Huntley mountain.

983
00:49:15,876 --> 00:49:17,370
(Chester clapping)

984
00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:19,410
Great work, dad.

985
00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:21,150
You've never sung it better.

986
00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:24,210
'Course, those tribesmen put
on quite a show, don't they?

987
00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:25,290
We could learn something from them.

988
00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:28,350
You haven't brought your
kept woman with you, I hope.

989
00:49:28,350 --> 00:49:29,850
Which one do you mean?

990
00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:30,990
The girl on my streetcar.

991
00:49:30,990 --> 00:49:31,823
The same one, I suppose,

992
00:49:31,823 --> 00:49:32,760
who was making like a hurricane

993
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,197
upstairs when your brother came home.

994
00:49:34,197 --> 00:49:35,190
Narcissa?

995
00:49:35,190 --> 00:49:36,120
She's here, all right.

996
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:36,953
She'd better be.

997
00:49:36,953 --> 00:49:39,030
My whole number depends on, why?

998
00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:39,863
What's wrong?

999
00:49:39,863 --> 00:49:41,130
Where does she come from?

1000
00:49:41,130 --> 00:49:42,870
What do you know about her?

1001
00:49:42,870 --> 00:49:44,550
I met her at the fairground.

1002
00:49:44,550 --> 00:49:46,050
She says she's from Serbia.

1003
00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:47,250
She makes stuff up, though.

1004
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:49,260
Has she mentioned Roderick?

1005
00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:50,790
No, she's never met him.

1006
00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:51,930
Cancel your number.

1007
00:49:51,930 --> 00:49:52,763
Get her out of here.

1008
00:49:52,763 --> 00:49:54,030
Whether I'm right or wrong,

1009
00:49:54,030 --> 00:49:55,380
it's not worth the risk.

1010
00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:57,300
Where I come from, Pop,

1011
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,070
winning is worth every risk.

1012
00:49:59,070 --> 00:50:00,060
You'll kill me, Judas,

1013
00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:01,050
and your brother, too.

1014
00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:02,523
She's Roderick's wife.

1015
00:50:03,736 --> 00:50:05,430
(sad music)

1016
00:50:05,430 --> 00:50:07,620
That's a great yarn!

1017
00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:08,920
I'm not buying it, though.

1018
00:50:09,780 --> 00:50:12,423
And even if it was true, that's showbiz.

1019
00:50:13,464 --> 00:50:15,393
I can't believe you're my son.

1020
00:50:15,393 --> 00:50:17,693
Hey, I didn't see you
canceling your number.

1021
00:50:23,310 --> 00:50:26,280
In the next round, we
have American sadness

1022
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,160
squaring off against that of Spain.

1023
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,020
Broadway producer Chester Kent

1024
00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:35,070
has selected just the right
vintage of American sadness

1025
00:50:35,070 --> 00:50:37,383
from the cotton fields of the deep south.

1026
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:40,213
Let's.

1027
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,460
Let's get away from all this hullabaloo.

1028
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:48,390
You need your quiet.

1029
00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:51,300
Oh, no, I wanna see what

1030
00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:56,300
this Broadway jackanapes
knows about sadness.

1031
00:50:57,346 --> 00:51:00,596
(upbeat spanish music)

1032
00:51:03,570 --> 00:51:04,503
Spain, right?

1033
00:51:05,670 --> 00:51:07,530
Tell you what, if you wanna drop out

1034
00:51:07,530 --> 00:51:09,960
of this competition and join America,

1035
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,740
I'll pay your way back home when I win.

1036
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:15,407
(feet clomping)

1037
00:51:16,350 --> 00:51:17,183
Think about it.

1038
00:51:18,686 --> 00:51:20,242
(alarm buzzing)

1039
00:51:20,242 --> 00:51:21,955
(crowd cheering)

1040
00:51:21,955 --> 00:51:25,205
(upbeat spanish music)

1041
00:51:27,847 --> 00:51:30,030
[Mary] The always impetuous Spanish

1042
00:51:30,030 --> 00:51:31,830
offer us a jail-side view

1043
00:51:31,830 --> 00:51:33,570
of the wages of sin.

1044
00:51:33,570 --> 00:51:36,120
[Duncan] Esmeralda awaits execution.

1045
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,650
Her prison cell echoes

1046
00:51:37,650 --> 00:51:39,654
with her savage lament.

1047
00:51:39,654 --> 00:51:43,487
(singing in foreign language)

1048
00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:24,572
(alarm buzzing)

1049
00:52:26,137 --> 00:52:28,887
(crowd cheering)

1050
00:52:35,130 --> 00:52:37,463
(sad music)

1051
00:52:47,109 --> 00:52:49,859
(woman crooning)

1052
00:53:02,628 --> 00:53:06,827
♪ Swing low ♪

1053
00:53:06,827 --> 00:53:10,756
♪ Sweet chariot ♪

1054
00:53:10,756 --> 00:53:15,756
♪ Coming forth to carry me home ♪

1055
00:53:17,443 --> 00:53:20,979
♪ Swing low ♪

1056
00:53:20,979 --> 00:53:25,605
♪ Sweet chariot ♪

1057
00:53:25,605 --> 00:53:27,161
♪ Coming forth ♪

1058
00:53:27,161 --> 00:53:30,078
♪ To carry me home ♪

1059
00:53:35,874 --> 00:53:37,475
(alarm buzzing)

1060
00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:40,808
(intense spanish music)

1061
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,066
(alarm buzzing)

1062
00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:46,399
(sad music)

1063
00:53:49,890 --> 00:53:50,733
My eyes.

1064
00:53:52,050 --> 00:53:53,640
Close your eyes, boy

1065
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,173
No, no, close your eyes!

1066
00:53:56,850 --> 00:53:58,050
Take a few deep breaths.

1067
00:53:59,452 --> 00:54:03,850
Oh, too many tea cakes for dinner.

1068
00:54:04,822 --> 00:54:05,706
My ears!

1069
00:54:05,706 --> 00:54:08,145
She's got her teeth in them!

1070
00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:09,107
♪ Coming forth ♪

1071
00:54:09,107 --> 00:54:12,024
♪ To carry me home ♪

1072
00:54:13,481 --> 00:54:15,142
The raindrops burn me!

1073
00:54:15,142 --> 00:54:16,872
Do you hear their hiss?

1074
00:54:16,872 --> 00:54:18,039
Let's leave.

1075
00:54:19,118 --> 00:54:20,156
♪ Coming forth ♪

1076
00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:23,855
♪ To carry me home ♪

1077
00:54:23,855 --> 00:54:25,340
Can't you smell that?

1078
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:27,025
It's roses.

1079
00:54:27,025 --> 00:54:29,855
My nostrils are choking.

1080
00:54:29,855 --> 00:54:31,326
Too many thorns.

1081
00:54:31,326 --> 00:54:32,169
I bleed!

1082
00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:34,147
♪ Carry me home ♪

1083
00:54:34,147 --> 00:54:37,359
Up, up, she won't stay down!

1084
00:54:37,359 --> 00:54:38,915
Narcissa, ah!

1085
00:54:38,915 --> 00:54:41,327
♪ Sweet chariot ♪

1086
00:54:41,327 --> 00:54:42,160
♪ Coming forth ♪

1087
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,922
♪ To carry me home ♪

1088
00:54:43,922 --> 00:54:45,924
(alarm buzzing twice)

1089
00:54:45,924 --> 00:54:47,839
I'm going mad.

1090
00:54:47,839 --> 00:54:52,197
♪ Coming forth to carry me home ♪

1091
00:54:52,197 --> 00:54:54,530
(sad music)

1092
00:55:05,957 --> 00:55:08,707
(crowd cheering)

1093
00:55:12,085 --> 00:55:15,390
[Mary] America just swallowed
up Spain in that match.

1094
00:55:15,390 --> 00:55:16,350
The local crowd

1095
00:55:16,350 --> 00:55:17,970
is clearly carried away

1096
00:55:17,970 --> 00:55:19,407
by both the performer

1097
00:55:19,407 --> 00:55:21,150
and the pyrotechnics.

1098
00:55:21,150 --> 00:55:23,040
As far as they're concerned,

1099
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,430
sadness isn't hurt one bit by a little

1100
00:55:26,430 --> 00:55:28,833
razzle-dazzle showmanship.

1101
00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:32,700
(crowd shouting)

1102
00:55:37,055 --> 00:55:39,805
(crowd cheering)

1103
00:55:49,881 --> 00:55:52,917
(crowd cheering)

1104
00:55:52,917 --> 00:55:55,834
(people splashing)

1105
00:56:06,756 --> 00:56:09,931
Roderick, Roderick, Roderick.

1106
00:56:09,931 --> 00:56:11,610
(intense music)

1107
00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:12,513
Who goes there?

1108
00:56:13,380 --> 00:56:14,430
Gavrillo the Great.

1109
00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:15,990
I'm here to play for the funeral.

1110
00:56:15,990 --> 00:56:16,983
You may enter.

1111
00:56:17,848 --> 00:56:20,515
(intense music)

1112
00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:23,723
[Speaker] Who goes there?

1113
00:56:25,319 --> 00:56:29,160
Roderick Cuckoch, son of Fyodor.

1114
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,723
I'm looking for my instrument.

1115
00:56:31,980 --> 00:56:33,030
[Speaker] Go on in.

1116
00:56:41,190 --> 00:56:42,720
Why are you so late?

1117
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:45,240
I came as quick as I could.

1118
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,310
I got through all the doors.

1119
00:56:47,310 --> 00:56:48,143
But you weren't supposed

1120
00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:49,530
to come through any of them.

1121
00:56:49,530 --> 00:56:51,990
You told them what they wanted to know.

1122
00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:55,860
Now he's dead, and I have to
close all the doors between us

1123
00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:57,260
and lock them with this key.

1124
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,360
Our son is dead?

1125
00:57:01,890 --> 00:57:05,070
The doors were for him, not for you.

1126
00:57:05,070 --> 00:57:07,110
You took them all away from him,

1127
00:57:07,110 --> 00:57:08,550
and so he died.

1128
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,620
Please don't leave me here.

1129
00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,900
Who will play at the funeral?

1130
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,733
You can play from in here.

1131
00:57:15,630 --> 00:57:18,423
But not too soft, or he won't hear.

1132
00:57:20,124 --> 00:57:21,060
(Roderick gasping)

1133
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:23,730
[Announcer] Serbia, paging Serbia.

1134
00:57:23,730 --> 00:57:25,290
Please report immediately.

1135
00:57:25,290 --> 00:57:26,781
Son?

1136
00:57:26,781 --> 00:57:28,781
I beg you not to go out.

1137
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:31,683
I must play.

1138
00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:35,933
Please.

1139
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:38,093
Please don't!

1140
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:40,480
They'll be listening.

1141
00:57:43,636 --> 00:57:45,371
(alarm buzzing)

1142
00:57:45,371 --> 00:57:48,204
(crowd screaming)

1143
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:07,740
A tardy Gavrillo the Great

1144
00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:09,840
finally appears on the stage

1145
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,883
to face ar impatient crowd.

1146
00:58:12,870 --> 00:58:14,040
We've heard much talk

1147
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,290
about his plaintive cello ore,

1148
00:58:16,290 --> 00:58:18,120
which has drawn enough moisture

1149
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,580
from hardened old-world eyes

1150
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:22,413
to fill the English Channel.

1151
00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,480
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

1152
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:30,208
(crowd shouting)

1153
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,313
I'm sorry, but my ears
are quite sensitive.

1154
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,310
Some of you in the first few rows

1155
00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:42,723
are swallowing too loudly.

1156
00:58:43,950 --> 00:58:46,320
And you, sir, could you
please refrain from breathing

1157
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:47,640
through your nose like that?

1158
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,050
And there's a woman in a straw hat

1159
00:58:49,050 --> 00:58:50,460
whose stomach is growling.

1160
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,200
Now, what is that stink?

1161
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,160
Is this a hog barn

1162
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,330
or a concert hall?

1163
00:58:57,996 --> 00:59:00,746
(drums snapping)

1164
00:59:11,921 --> 00:59:14,506
(alarm buzzing)

1165
00:59:14,506 --> 00:59:17,339
(sad cello music)

1166
00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:46,462
(alarm buzzing)

1167
00:59:46,462 --> 00:59:49,212
(scottish music)

1168
01:00:18,930 --> 01:00:20,335
(alarm buzzing)

1169
01:00:20,335 --> 01:00:23,168
(sad cello music)

1170
01:00:32,398 --> 01:00:35,148
(crowd cheering)

1171
01:00:47,732 --> 01:00:50,482
(crowd cheering)

1172
01:00:58,263 --> 01:01:00,480
Still no word on the condition

1173
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,910
of Gavrillo the Great.

1174
01:01:02,910 --> 01:01:05,460
We don't know if he's in a coma

1175
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:08,760
or just very, very sad.

1176
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,990
We'll try to find out

1177
01:01:09,990 --> 01:01:11,343
as soon as we can.

1178
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:15,466
Now a word from Port-Huntley's beer.

1179
01:01:15,466 --> 01:01:17,966
(happy music)

1180
01:01:20,737 --> 01:01:23,199
♪ Get up, get your boots on ♪

1181
01:01:23,199 --> 01:01:24,699
♪ Hurry up, hurry up ♪

1182
01:01:24,699 --> 01:01:26,296
♪ Time's a wastin' ♪

1183
01:01:26,296 --> 01:01:27,946
♪ If you're not tastin' ♪

1184
01:01:27,946 --> 01:01:30,203
♪ Lady Port-Huntley beer ♪

1185
01:01:30,203 --> 01:01:31,185
♪ Can't wait to drink ♪

1186
01:01:31,185 --> 01:01:32,043
♪ One down, two down ♪

1187
01:01:32,043 --> 01:01:33,031
♪ Three down, more ♪

1188
01:01:33,031 --> 01:01:34,673
♪ Along this stuff we tell ♪

1189
01:01:34,673 --> 01:01:37,840
♪ We swore to be true ♪

1190
01:01:39,810 --> 01:01:41,070
Stay away from him.

1191
01:01:41,070 --> 01:01:42,570
Haven't you done enough?

1192
01:01:42,570 --> 01:01:45,020
Narcissa, have you ever
seen my brother before?

1193
01:01:47,430 --> 01:01:48,830
He looks vaguely familiar.

1194
01:01:50,070 --> 01:01:50,903
You haven't been married

1195
01:01:50,903 --> 01:01:52,890
to this gentleman, have you?

1196
01:01:52,890 --> 01:01:54,360
Or had a child with him?

1197
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,970
That wouldn't have slipped
your mind, I trust.

1198
01:01:56,970 --> 01:01:59,420
I would hate to be so
careless with loved ones.

1199
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:04,503
But, he could be anyone.

1200
01:02:06,510 --> 01:02:07,890
Well, she's scatterbrained,

1201
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:10,110
I'll admit, but she's not lying!

1202
01:02:10,110 --> 01:02:11,610
Did you see him while she was

1203
01:02:11,610 --> 01:02:12,443
on that swing?

1204
01:02:12,443 --> 01:02:13,276
Look at him now!

1205
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:16,923
Maybe if I spoke to him.

1206
01:02:16,923 --> 01:02:17,940
No, I want you both to leave.

1207
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:19,320
If he wakes up and sees you,

1208
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,523
he'll never play again.

1209
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:22,193
Sha!

1210
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,317
You heard the man, Narcissa.

1211
01:02:25,317 --> 01:02:26,150
Yaha!

1212
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,430
I know you're not the jealous type,

1213
01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,290
but my tapeworm says

1214
01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:39,890
I should spend at least one
night with your brother.

1215
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,060
I think the fact that he's my brother

1216
01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:46,743
might be a good reason not to.

1217
01:02:47,970 --> 01:02:49,350
Well, it's not up to me.

1218
01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:50,583
I'm asking you not to.

1219
01:02:52,260 --> 01:02:55,383
It's embarrassing, but
I'm asking you not to.

1220
01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:57,663
Don't worry.

1221
01:03:03,408 --> 01:03:06,075
(intense music)

1222
01:03:07,860 --> 01:03:09,443
What happened to me out there?

1223
01:03:11,194 --> 01:03:13,797
Your senses didn't have time to cool down.

1224
01:03:15,660 --> 01:03:17,523
There will be other chances.

1225
01:03:19,592 --> 01:03:22,950
I was hypnotized by that swing, that girl.

1226
01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:23,783
Who was she?

1227
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,223
A North End stripper.

1228
01:03:27,090 --> 01:03:28,770
One of Chester's showgirls.

1229
01:03:28,770 --> 01:03:31,320
All that Broadway sis-boom-ba.

1230
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,870
Don't you think the music
should speak for itself?

1231
01:03:33,870 --> 01:03:36,540
I heard and saw Narcissa.

1232
01:03:36,540 --> 01:03:38,550
She sent shivers through me.

1233
01:03:38,550 --> 01:03:40,680
Next time, you must keep your head

1234
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,783
clear of distractions before your perform.

1235
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,320
If I ever perform again.

1236
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,780
The judge must be furious with me.

1237
01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:50,174
Don't fret, my son.

1238
01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:52,623
Tonight we'll make her so happy,

1239
01:03:54,090 --> 01:03:57,120
she'll forgive everything
that's ever happened.

1240
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,862
Shouldn't we wait for a luckier time?

1241
01:03:59,862 --> 01:04:02,195
(screaming)

1242
01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:10,270
Make sure you tell her they're from me.

1243
01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:16,510
(happy music)

1244
01:04:19,050 --> 01:04:20,613
Teddy, let's not argue.

1245
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:25,301
The "Treaty of Versailles" number,

1246
01:04:25,301 --> 01:04:27,218
it's a stink, isn't it?

1247
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:30,630
I wouldn't let those Germans

1248
01:04:30,630 --> 01:04:31,953
clean my kitchen floor.

1249
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:34,233
(alarm buzzing)

1250
01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:35,490
Excuse me, Lady Port-Huntley.

1251
01:04:35,490 --> 01:04:37,350
May I speak to you privately for a minute?

1252
01:04:37,350 --> 01:04:39,300
The Great Gavrillo.

1253
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:41,283
You want another shot at the archduke?

1254
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:43,433
Please.

1255
01:04:44,370 --> 01:04:46,020
I'm most humbled in your presence.

1256
01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:48,720
I'm here to arrange an introduction.

1257
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,640
In case you haven't noticed,

1258
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,440
I am judging a contest right now.

1259
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,760
You must believe

1260
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,610
this introduction will matter more.

1261
01:04:56,610 --> 01:04:58,200
Hey, no tricks.

1262
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,940
You must win your money down there,

1263
01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:00,810
like everyone else,

1264
01:05:00,810 --> 01:05:01,643
on the stage.

1265
01:05:01,643 --> 01:05:02,700
I am only here

1266
01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:04,803
as an ambassador of happiness.

1267
01:05:05,850 --> 01:05:08,400
You haven't had a moment's peace

1268
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,623
since you and these
friends parted company.

1269
01:05:11,550 --> 01:05:13,589
You are as presumptuous

1270
01:05:13,589 --> 01:05:14,790
as you are rude.

1271
01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:15,750
Just leave.

1272
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:17,517
If I am wrong, just say the word.

1273
01:05:17,517 --> 01:05:18,350
You are wrong.

1274
01:05:18,350 --> 01:05:21,900
If I am wrong, together, we can throw

1275
01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:24,030
these friends from the balcony.

1276
01:05:24,030 --> 01:05:25,130
If you go with them.

1277
01:05:28,497 --> 01:05:29,330
(crowd cheering)

1278
01:05:29,330 --> 01:05:32,760
Teddy, go lift a thumb.

1279
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,203
Poland just beat Germany.

1280
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:38,520
Let's see, before we make the final toss.

1281
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,353
A moment.

1282
01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:48,560
(happy music)

1283
01:05:53,525 --> 01:05:55,230
From Father.

1284
01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:58,063
(sad cello music)

1285
01:06:16,755 --> 01:06:19,755
(Narcissa crooning)

1286
01:06:29,744 --> 01:06:31,596
♪ I hear music ♪

1287
01:06:31,596 --> 01:06:36,596
♪ When I look at you ♪

1288
01:06:39,308 --> 01:06:40,614
♪ Of every dream ♪

1289
01:06:40,614 --> 01:06:44,318
♪ I ever knew ♪

1290
01:06:44,318 --> 01:06:48,053
♪ Down deep in my heart ♪

1291
01:06:48,053 --> 01:06:52,300
♪ I hear it play ♪

1292
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:56,644
♪ I feel it start ♪

1293
01:06:56,644 --> 01:07:01,644
♪ Then melt away ♪

1294
01:07:02,012 --> 01:07:02,845
♪ I hear music ♪

1295
01:07:02,845 --> 01:07:05,348
♪ When I look at you ♪

1296
01:07:05,348 --> 01:07:06,713
♪ A beautiful theme ♪

1297
01:07:06,713 --> 01:07:10,103
♪ Of every dream I ever knew ♪

1298
01:07:10,103 --> 01:07:12,434
♪ Down deep in my heart ♪

1299
01:07:12,434 --> 01:07:14,756
♪ I hear it say ♪

1300
01:07:14,756 --> 01:07:19,756
♪ Is this the day ♪

1301
01:07:20,828 --> 01:07:22,551
♪ I alone have heard ♪

1302
01:07:22,551 --> 01:07:25,030
♪ This lovely strain ♪

1303
01:07:25,030 --> 01:07:27,055
♪ I alone have heard ♪

1304
01:07:27,055 --> 01:07:29,713
♪ This glad refrain ♪

1305
01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:31,582
♪ Must it be ♪

1306
01:07:31,582 --> 01:07:33,807
♪ Forever inside of me ♪

1307
01:07:33,807 --> 01:07:36,001
♪ Why can't I let it go ♪

1308
01:07:36,001 --> 01:07:38,324
♪ Why can't I let you know ♪

1309
01:07:38,324 --> 01:07:40,424
♪ Why can't I let you know ♪

1310
01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:43,121
♪ The song my heart would sing ♪

1311
01:07:43,121 --> 01:07:44,708
♪ A beautiful rhapsody ♪

1312
01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:47,721
♪ Of love and youth and spring ♪

1313
01:07:47,721 --> 01:07:50,076
♪ The music is sweet ♪

1314
01:07:50,076 --> 01:07:52,504
♪ The words are true ♪

1315
01:07:52,504 --> 01:07:57,504
♪ The song is you ♪

1316
01:07:57,752 --> 01:07:58,644
♪ I hear music ♪

1317
01:07:58,644 --> 01:08:00,427
♪ When I look at you ♪

1318
01:08:00,427 --> 01:08:01,462
♪ A beautiful theme ♪

1319
01:08:01,462 --> 01:08:03,749
♪ Of every dream I ever knew ♪

1320
01:08:03,749 --> 01:08:05,767
♪ Down deep in my heart ♪

1321
01:08:05,767 --> 01:08:07,394
♪ I hear it play ♪

1322
01:08:07,394 --> 01:08:09,140
♪ I feel it start ♪

1323
01:08:09,140 --> 01:08:11,578
♪ Then melt away ♪

1324
01:08:11,578 --> 01:08:12,501
♪ I hear music ♪

1325
01:08:12,501 --> 01:08:14,465
♪ When I touch your hand ♪

1326
01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:15,846
♪ A beautiful melody ♪

1327
01:08:15,846 --> 01:08:17,791
♪ From some enchanted land ♪

1328
01:08:17,791 --> 01:08:19,758
♪ Down deep in my heart ♪

1329
01:08:19,758 --> 01:08:21,466
♪ I hear it say ♪

1330
01:08:21,466 --> 01:08:25,506
♪ Is this the day ♪

1331
01:08:25,506 --> 01:08:27,097
♪ I alone have heard ♪

1332
01:08:27,097 --> 01:08:28,943
♪ This lovely strain ♪

1333
01:08:28,943 --> 01:08:30,537
♪ I alone have heard ♪

1334
01:08:30,537 --> 01:08:32,464
♪ This glad refrain ♪

1335
01:08:32,464 --> 01:08:33,555
♪ Must it be ♪

1336
01:08:33,555 --> 01:08:35,560
♪ Forever inside of me ♪

1337
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,057
♪ Why can't I let it go ♪

1338
01:08:37,057 --> 01:08:38,747
♪ Why can't I let you know ♪

1339
01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:40,274
♪ Why can't I let you know ♪

1340
01:08:40,274 --> 01:08:42,338
♪ The song my heart would sing ♪

1341
01:08:42,338 --> 01:08:43,478
♪ That beautiful rhapsody ♪

1342
01:08:43,478 --> 01:08:45,945
♪ Of love and youth and spring ♪

1343
01:08:45,945 --> 01:08:47,867
♪ The music is sweet ♪

1344
01:08:47,867 --> 01:08:49,620
♪ The words are true ♪

1345
01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:53,637
♪ The song is you ♪

1346
01:08:53,637 --> 01:08:58,599
♪ The song is you ♪

1347
01:08:58,599 --> 01:09:00,063
♪ The song is you ♪

1348
01:09:00,063 --> 01:09:00,896
Narcissa.

1349
01:09:00,896 --> 01:09:02,014
(Roderick grunting)

1350
01:09:02,014 --> 01:09:04,681
(wood cracking)

1351
01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:10,687
(happy music)

1352
01:09:11,866 --> 01:09:13,350
If you like, I could sing something else.

1353
01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:18,350
You have turned our most private grief

1354
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:22,830
into a kind of peep show,

1355
01:09:22,830 --> 01:09:26,163
with my brother the pimp selling tickets!

1356
01:09:27,510 --> 01:09:29,550
Why not find yourself a dance partner?

1357
01:09:29,550 --> 01:09:31,380
There's nothing wrong
with the tune, longhair.

1358
01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:32,305
It's catchy!

1359
01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:34,455
(Roderick grunting)

1360
01:09:34,455 --> 01:09:37,445
(Narcissa gasping)

1361
01:09:37,445 --> 01:09:40,020
(Roderick grunting)

1362
01:09:40,020 --> 01:09:41,184
Die!

1363
01:09:41,184 --> 01:09:43,890
(Chester grunting)

1364
01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:45,363
Give me more of that fizz.

1365
01:09:49,470 --> 01:09:51,020
You've been away long enough.

1366
01:09:53,130 --> 01:09:55,630
(happy music)

1367
01:10:05,497 --> 01:10:08,164
(legs bubbling)

1368
01:10:14,354 --> 01:10:15,687
Care to dance?

1369
01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:18,839
Well, look at you.

1370
01:10:18,839 --> 01:10:20,589
Cinderella in spades.

1371
01:10:24,037 --> 01:10:27,450
I am told I am unbreakable!

1372
01:10:27,450 --> 01:10:30,120
I just kicked a ball!

1373
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,470
And right then I thought,

1374
01:10:31,470 --> 01:10:34,140
tonight, I'm gonna go to one!

1375
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:35,940
I'm gonna bring my orchestra.

1376
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:37,770
It's not gonna be a masked ball.

1377
01:10:37,770 --> 01:10:39,880
All blindfolds off!

1378
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:44,880
Come!

1379
01:10:50,990 --> 01:10:53,323
(sad music)

1380
01:11:08,010 --> 01:11:10,170
If you want me to be your wife,

1381
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,720
I'm happy to say I'm your wife.

1382
01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:14,190
If you want us to have a dead son,

1383
01:11:14,190 --> 01:11:15,933
I have no objection to having one.

1384
01:11:17,069 --> 01:11:18,369
But, really, if he's dead,

1385
01:11:19,510 --> 01:11:21,360
I don't see what difference it makes.

1386
01:11:43,058 --> 01:11:44,413
You know?

1387
01:11:44,413 --> 01:11:45,843
I hardly recognize you.

1388
01:11:47,910 --> 01:11:51,510
I feel all those lost, wonderful years

1389
01:11:51,510 --> 01:11:53,550
come running back to me.

1390
01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:56,460
I know they're not,
but this is how I feel.

1391
01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:58,380
It's your happiness I don't recognize.

1392
01:11:58,380 --> 01:11:59,550
Where's all that cruelty, Helen?

1393
01:11:59,550 --> 01:12:00,950
You had the market cornered.

1394
01:12:02,070 --> 01:12:03,123
Let's compare legs.

1395
01:12:04,230 --> 01:12:05,063
Come on.

1396
01:12:07,798 --> 01:12:09,357
Well, there's no contest.

1397
01:12:09,357 --> 01:12:11,403
For one thing, there's no beer in mine.

1398
01:12:12,639 --> 01:12:15,480
Look how they sparkle.

1399
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:16,653
They feel so smooth.

1400
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,740
I never have to shave.

1401
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:20,618
Come, touch them.

1402
01:12:24,278 --> 01:12:26,778
I swear I can feel your touch.

1403
01:12:27,847 --> 01:12:29,430
It makes me bubble.

1404
01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:34,716
Hey, you got any toenail polish?

1405
01:12:34,716 --> 01:12:36,323
I'll paint your toenails for you.

1406
01:12:38,436 --> 01:12:39,870
Hey, you devil.

1407
01:12:39,870 --> 01:12:42,630
Are you already counting your prize money?

1408
01:12:42,630 --> 01:12:43,463
Not so.

1409
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,143
We might as well be strangers.

1410
01:12:50,790 --> 01:12:52,827
Good Lord.

1411
01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,720
The years leave no trace.

1412
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,020
There's not a mark on you.

1413
01:12:58,350 --> 01:13:01,443
And yet you must've been hurt more than I.

1414
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,100
Wait!

1415
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:12,120
Was that me?

1416
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:12,953
Did I break?

1417
01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:15,060
No, no, downstairs.

1418
01:13:15,060 --> 01:13:16,173
Some other glass lady.

1419
01:13:17,070 --> 01:13:18,213
Shoddy workmanship.

1420
01:13:22,740 --> 01:13:23,760
That was nice.

1421
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:24,910
I hope I see you again.

1422
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:32,383
Where are you going?

1423
01:13:32,383 --> 01:13:34,204
I've got to rehearse.

1424
01:13:34,204 --> 01:13:36,287
Good luck in the contest.

1425
01:13:40,403 --> 01:13:42,736
(sad music)

1426
01:14:23,888 --> 01:14:25,150
Mmm.

1427
01:14:25,150 --> 01:14:27,483
(sad music)

1428
01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:11,296
(horse neighing)

1429
01:15:15,036 --> 01:15:16,063
Oh.

1430
01:15:16,063 --> 01:15:16,896
Am I going to be enough

1431
01:15:16,896 --> 01:15:18,047
for you for a while?

1432
01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:20,433
You're the only name
left on my dance card.

1433
01:15:21,627 --> 01:15:23,880
How long before you start laughing at me?

1434
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,480
I'm only gonna make you happy.

1435
01:15:26,550 --> 01:15:31,220
If you succeed, I am gonna
make you very, very rich.

1436
01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:35,190
I wish I could feel the cold

1437
01:15:35,190 --> 01:15:37,623
against my leg and my skirt.

1438
01:15:42,010 --> 01:15:43,830
Look, no sag.

1439
01:15:43,830 --> 01:15:45,840
No varicose veins.

1440
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,553
These are legs to die for, hon.

1441
01:15:50,820 --> 01:15:53,220
Well, I thought if the two of you

1442
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,080
want something to laugh at,

1443
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,190
try me.

1444
01:15:56,190 --> 01:15:57,140
[Chester] Father.

1445
01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:02,610
Sooner or later, Helen,

1446
01:16:02,610 --> 01:16:05,100
I knew you'd show up to pay your respects.

1447
01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:06,300
You have a long way to go

1448
01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:08,376
before I start saying thank you!

1449
01:16:08,376 --> 01:16:09,209
Him?

1450
01:16:09,209 --> 01:16:10,590
Have you forgotten he helped me saw!

1451
01:16:10,590 --> 01:16:11,940
That's a lie.

1452
01:16:11,940 --> 01:16:13,563
I was there, remember?

1453
01:16:15,060 --> 01:16:15,893
All right.

1454
01:16:16,827 --> 01:16:19,383
All right, forgive me, please.

1455
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:23,513
Better quit, Pop.

1456
01:16:23,513 --> 01:16:24,576
You're just making it worse.

1457
01:16:24,576 --> 01:16:25,409
Let's go, let's go!

1458
01:16:25,409 --> 01:16:26,520
This is not a request!

1459
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:27,507
Let's go!

1460
01:16:27,507 --> 01:16:29,103
He's an abomination!

1461
01:16:29,103 --> 01:16:30,834
(window slams)

1462
01:16:30,834 --> 01:16:33,167
(sad music)

1463
01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:38,297
(items crashing)

1464
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:56,625
(beer chugging)

1465
01:16:59,810 --> 01:17:00,643
Oh.

1466
01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:15,045
(glass shattering)

1467
01:17:15,045 --> 01:17:17,712
(intense music)

1468
01:17:28,956 --> 01:17:31,706
(items crashing)

1469
01:17:35,766 --> 01:17:38,516
(saw scratching)

1470
01:17:46,398 --> 01:17:48,623
(beer swishing)

1471
01:17:48,623 --> 01:17:50,956
(sad music)

1472
01:17:58,673 --> 01:18:01,340
(Fyodor crying)

1473
01:18:05,923 --> 01:18:08,673
(sad horn music)

1474
01:18:53,984 --> 01:18:56,901
(glass shattering)

1475
01:19:00,337 --> 01:19:02,419
(beer splashing)

1476
01:19:02,419 --> 01:19:05,169
(sad horn music)

1477
01:19:10,121 --> 01:19:12,134
(coffin clicking)

1478
01:19:12,134 --> 01:19:14,884
(sad horn music)

1479
01:19:17,487 --> 01:19:19,820
(sad music)

1480
01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:42,450
The family's finished when we bury him.

1481
01:19:42,450 --> 01:19:45,150
I'd say it was over a long time ago.

1482
01:19:45,150 --> 01:19:46,500
And what brings you here?

1483
01:19:49,020 --> 01:19:52,290
The last time we came, Chester,

1484
01:19:52,290 --> 01:19:53,840
there was a blizzard, remember?

1485
01:19:55,140 --> 01:19:57,180
What good is memory, Narcissa?

1486
01:19:57,180 --> 01:19:58,913
Why make yourself sad?

1487
01:19:58,913 --> 01:20:00,163
I'm not.

1488
01:20:00,163 --> 01:20:01,590
That was a happy day.

1489
01:20:01,590 --> 01:20:02,490
[Chester] I'll say.

1490
01:20:02,490 --> 01:20:04,323
I made a snow angel on top of you.

1491
01:20:06,121 --> 01:20:07,060
(Chester grunting)

1492
01:20:07,060 --> 01:20:09,077
(intense music)

1493
01:20:09,077 --> 01:20:11,327
(grunting)

1494
01:20:24,532 --> 01:20:27,841
(Chester coughing)

1495
01:20:27,841 --> 01:20:30,758
(Chester spitting)

1496
01:20:33,090 --> 01:20:35,937
Roderick, thank you.

1497
01:20:35,937 --> 01:20:39,140
You just gave me a
great idea for a number.

1498
01:20:39,140 --> 01:20:41,807
(intense music)

1499
01:22:15,802 --> 01:22:16,957
(crowd cheering)

1500
01:22:16,957 --> 01:22:18,690
And so it will be

1501
01:22:18,690 --> 01:22:23,370
America's Chester Kent against
Serbia's Gavrillo the Great

1502
01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:25,980
in tomorrow night's
Lady Port-Huntley's beer

1503
01:22:25,980 --> 01:22:28,743
Saddest Music in the World finale.

1504
01:22:32,126 --> 01:22:33,653
(woman crooning)

1505
01:22:33,653 --> 01:22:35,610
(intense music)

1506
01:22:35,610 --> 01:22:37,290
I'm getting cold.

1507
01:22:37,290 --> 01:22:39,103
Since when do you get cold?

1508
01:22:39,103 --> 01:22:39,936
I was hoping for one

1509
01:22:39,936 --> 01:22:41,270
of your special snow treats.

1510
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,860
Maybe we should just
concentrate on the singing.

1511
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:46,793
As you wish.

1512
01:22:47,910 --> 01:22:48,960
Has your tapeworm decided

1513
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,433
to give me the old heave-ho?

1514
01:22:51,330 --> 01:22:52,480
I think he may be dead.

1515
01:22:53,610 --> 01:22:55,680
I'm sorry to hear that.

1516
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:56,853
We got along so well.

1517
01:22:58,020 --> 01:22:59,430
Maybe he's just eating.

1518
01:22:59,430 --> 01:23:01,043
I feel kind of empty.

1519
01:23:01,043 --> 01:23:03,210
You and me both.

1520
01:23:03,210 --> 01:23:04,833
I'm stuck for a final number.

1521
01:23:06,210 --> 01:23:08,040
Isn't it all decided?

1522
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,270
The judge seems to be singing

1523
01:23:09,270 --> 01:23:11,463
the "Star-Spangled Banner" in her sleep.

1524
01:23:12,390 --> 01:23:14,370
I want people to say I deserved it.

1525
01:23:14,370 --> 01:23:15,360
Which people?

1526
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,193
My brother.

1527
01:23:17,250 --> 01:23:18,360
That fellow you went off with

1528
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,410
the night I nearly died of a head injury.

1529
01:23:22,770 --> 01:23:23,852
I wanna crush him.

1530
01:23:23,852 --> 01:23:26,051
(horse neighing)

1531
01:23:26,051 --> 01:23:27,000
In the name of Serbia,

1532
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,320
I kill you both.

1533
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:30,189
Let the world war begin.

1534
01:23:30,189 --> 01:23:31,697
(imitating gun noises)

1535
01:23:31,697 --> 01:23:32,790
(intense music)

1536
01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:34,200
How many bullets will it take

1537
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:37,063
Roderick, it's the third
time you've attacked me.

1538
01:23:37,063 --> 01:23:39,150
I don't care if you are crazy.

1539
01:23:39,150 --> 01:23:40,131
I've had enough.

1540
01:23:40,131 --> 01:23:41,663
(men screaming)

1541
01:23:41,663 --> 01:23:44,330
(intense music)

1542
01:23:46,038 --> 01:23:49,121
(instrument banging)

1543
01:23:52,112 --> 01:23:53,919
(Roderick screaming)

1544
01:23:53,919 --> 01:23:57,090
(horse neighing)

1545
01:23:57,090 --> 01:23:58,650
Why won't you die?

1546
01:23:58,650 --> 01:23:59,913
You didn't have a gun.

1547
01:24:01,103 --> 01:24:03,900
Gavrilo the Great wouldn't have missed.

1548
01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:05,790
Two shots in Sarajevo,

1549
01:24:05,790 --> 01:24:08,253
and the whole world goes to war.

1550
01:24:09,540 --> 01:24:13,028
Nine million dead, Narcissa.

1551
01:24:13,028 --> 01:24:15,809
And and you won't even remember one?

1552
01:24:15,809 --> 01:24:18,642
(hooves clopping)

1553
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:20,610
Let me out, please.

1554
01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,435
(horse neighing)

1555
01:24:28,378 --> 01:24:30,961
(smooth music)

1556
01:24:35,595 --> 01:24:38,345
(horse clopping)

1557
01:24:40,140 --> 01:24:41,673
It was fun while it lasted.

1558
01:24:44,370 --> 01:24:46,120
Look for me in the winner's circle.

1559
01:24:49,091 --> 01:24:49,924
(energetic Indian music)

1560
01:24:49,924 --> 01:24:50,910
Long way home to India, huh?

1561
01:24:50,910 --> 01:24:51,810
How would you girls like

1562
01:24:51,810 --> 01:24:52,770
to earn some quick bucks

1563
01:24:52,770 --> 01:24:53,880
just by playing Eskimos

1564
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:55,800
for ten minutes, okay?

1565
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:57,810
According to my spies,

1566
01:24:57,810 --> 01:25:00,420
you have not stopped seeing Narcissa

1567
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:03,300
until last night when she
wandered off into the Tundra.

1568
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:04,320
When I told you it was over,

1569
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,723
I thought it was, truly.

1570
01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:09,240
Turns out it was almost over.

1571
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:11,820
Quite a piece of work, Chester Kent.

1572
01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,320
Yeah, I know.

1573
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:14,217
I thought that's what you liked about me.

1574
01:25:14,217 --> 01:25:17,013
You might be too big a
piece of work, even for me.

1575
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,400
You're saying you're through with me?

1576
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:21,993
I wish I was saying that.

1577
01:25:23,730 --> 01:25:27,660
I'm saying that you're
hanging by a thread.

1578
01:25:27,660 --> 01:25:31,410
Well, maybe when you
see this number tonight,

1579
01:25:31,410 --> 01:25:33,110
that thread will turn into a rope.

1580
01:25:34,260 --> 01:25:35,580
Look, Helen.

1581
01:25:35,580 --> 01:25:36,990
I swear I'm gonna climb back

1582
01:25:36,990 --> 01:25:38,403
over into your good graces.

1583
01:25:40,590 --> 01:25:42,240
Check the back of my leg.

1584
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:43,690
Tell me there is not a crack.

1585
01:25:52,477 --> 01:25:54,394
I don't see anything.

1586
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,810
America's Chester Kent

1587
01:25:57,810 --> 01:26:00,660
has conquered the air and the earth.

1588
01:26:00,660 --> 01:26:03,180
Now poised to vanquish water,

1589
01:26:03,180 --> 01:26:05,580
he immortalizes the long-forgotten

1590
01:26:05,580 --> 01:26:09,393
Alaskan kayak tragedy of 1898.

1591
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:13,410
[Duncan] And approaching the stage area

1592
01:26:13,410 --> 01:26:15,830
is the maestro of melancholy.

1593
01:26:15,830 --> 01:26:17,664
(piano crashes)

1594
01:26:17,664 --> 01:26:19,817
The Serbian ne plus ultra

1595
01:26:19,817 --> 01:26:23,003
of the cello horn, Gavrilo the Great!

1596
01:26:24,299 --> 01:26:27,666
(alarm buzzing)

1597
01:26:27,666 --> 01:26:30,833
(mellow Indian music)

1598
01:26:51,618 --> 01:26:54,618
(audience cheering)

1599
01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:58,944
(fun country music)

1600
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:03,715
(fun flute music)

1601
01:28:09,670 --> 01:28:12,420
(crowd cheering)

1602
01:28:15,436 --> 01:28:18,528
(intense string music)

1603
01:28:18,528 --> 01:28:21,278
(crowd cheering)

1604
01:28:23,776 --> 01:28:24,780
Isn't it rather odd

1605
01:28:24,780 --> 01:28:26,130
that Lady Port-Huntley

1606
01:28:26,130 --> 01:28:27,990
is actually in one of these numbers

1607
01:28:27,990 --> 01:28:29,700
when she's also the judge?

1608
01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:33,426
Well, Mary, I think she looks spectacular.

1609
01:28:33,426 --> 01:28:35,263
(crowd cheering)

1610
01:28:35,263 --> 01:28:37,596
(fun music)

1611
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,250
Here comes the tragic storm.

1612
01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:43,110
The waves are billowing

1613
01:28:43,110 --> 01:28:44,820
in a hair-raising illusion

1614
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:46,777
of an actual storm at sea.

1615
01:28:53,945 --> 01:28:57,112
(intense cello music)

1616
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:18,518
(glass legs cracking)

1617
01:29:21,628 --> 01:29:24,878
(beer streams hissing)

1618
01:29:30,288 --> 01:29:33,218
(glass legs shattering)

1619
01:29:33,218 --> 01:29:35,012
(crowd gasping)

1620
01:29:35,012 --> 01:29:36,095
My God, Mary!

1621
01:29:37,420 --> 01:29:40,456
(Helen screaming)

1622
01:29:40,456 --> 01:29:41,899
Stop this!

1623
01:29:41,899 --> 01:29:44,098
Bring this savagery to an end!

1624
01:29:44,098 --> 01:29:45,683
Stop it!

1625
01:29:45,683 --> 01:29:46,867
Teddy!

1626
01:29:46,867 --> 01:29:47,700
Teddy!

1627
01:29:48,719 --> 01:29:51,552
(crowd murmuring)

1628
01:30:18,174 --> 01:30:20,924
(crowd cheering)

1629
01:30:22,423 --> 01:30:25,256
(sad cello music)

1630
01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:45,500
Helen, are you all right?

1631
01:30:48,773 --> 01:30:50,273
Just look at me.

1632
01:30:51,716 --> 01:30:53,422
What do you think?

1633
01:30:53,422 --> 01:30:55,560
I think you can be fixed!

1634
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:58,230
Anything that's built can be rebuilt.

1635
01:30:58,230 --> 01:30:59,370
Come on, we'll get past this.

1636
01:30:59,370 --> 01:31:00,900
I promise you.

1637
01:31:00,900 --> 01:31:02,013
Let me lean on you.

1638
01:31:03,479 --> 01:31:04,530
Help me out of here, please.

1639
01:31:04,530 --> 01:31:05,643
Of course.

1640
01:31:06,718 --> 01:31:07,551
I don't know what I was thinking.

1641
01:31:07,551 --> 01:31:09,090
I'm sorry, but listen,

1642
01:31:09,090 --> 01:31:10,276
are you sure you wanna leave.

1643
01:31:10,276 --> 01:31:12,460
(Helen grunting)

1644
01:31:12,460 --> 01:31:15,127
(intense music)

1645
01:31:19,950 --> 01:31:22,433
Well, now you've given me
something to laugh about.

1646
01:31:23,490 --> 01:31:25,920
I take it the judge's decision is final?

1647
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:28,020
Go to hell, Chester!

1648
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:28,983
In due time.

1649
01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:33,363
First I'm gonna have my victory cigar.

1650
01:31:34,687 --> 01:31:37,437
(items crashing)

1651
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,073
God help me,

1652
01:31:40,073 --> 01:31:40,906
I've earned it.

1653
01:31:47,834 --> 01:31:50,751
(Chester laughing)

1654
01:31:59,978 --> 01:32:02,728
(Helen laughing)

1655
01:32:05,994 --> 01:32:08,911
(sad string music)

1656
01:32:26,484 --> 01:32:28,654
(flames whooshing)

1657
01:32:28,654 --> 01:32:31,744
(fire crackling)

1658
01:32:31,744 --> 01:32:34,661
(sad string music)

1659
01:32:57,626 --> 01:33:01,039
♪ I hear music ♪

1660
01:33:01,039 --> 01:33:03,435
♪ When I look at you ♪

1661
01:33:03,435 --> 01:33:05,721
(sad string music)

1662
01:33:05,721 --> 01:33:08,225
♪ A beautiful theme ♪

1663
01:33:08,225 --> 01:33:13,225
♪ Of every dream I ever knew ♪

1664
01:33:15,648 --> 01:33:19,957
♪ Down deep in my heart ♪

1665
01:33:19,957 --> 01:33:23,399
♪ I hear it play ♪

1666
01:33:23,399 --> 01:33:28,399
♪ I feel it start ♪

1667
01:33:28,665 --> 01:33:31,415
♪ Then melt away ♪

1668
01:33:35,911 --> 01:33:38,069
(discordant piano music)

1669
01:33:38,069 --> 01:33:40,141
(sad string music)

1670
01:33:40,141 --> 01:33:42,863
♪ I hear music ♪

1671
01:33:42,863 --> 01:33:47,147
♪ When I touch your hand ♪

1672
01:33:47,147 --> 01:33:50,526
♪ A beautiful melody ♪

1673
01:33:50,526 --> 01:33:55,526
♪ From some enchanted land ♪

1674
01:33:56,307 --> 01:34:00,688
♪ Down deep in my heart ♪

1675
01:34:00,688 --> 01:34:04,352
♪ I hear it say ♪

1676
01:34:04,352 --> 01:34:07,185
♪ Is this the day ♪

1677
01:34:29,686 --> 01:34:32,093
(crowd murmuring)

1678
01:34:32,093 --> 01:34:33,424
Get out of here.

1679
01:34:33,424 --> 01:34:34,575
(fire crackling)

1680
01:34:34,575 --> 01:34:37,492
(people screaming)

1681
01:34:46,069 --> 01:34:47,100
Keep playing.

1682
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:48,600
Let's hear it all!

1683
01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:53,783
(soft piano music)

1684
01:34:53,783 --> 01:34:56,345
♪ I alone have heard ♪

1685
01:34:56,345 --> 01:35:01,345
♪ This happy strain ♪

1686
01:35:02,388 --> 01:35:06,811
♪ I alone have heard this glad refrain ♪

1687
01:35:06,811 --> 01:35:09,728
(people screaming)

1688
01:35:10,601 --> 01:35:12,619
♪ Must it be ♪

1689
01:35:12,619 --> 01:35:16,209
♪ Forever inside of me ♪

1690
01:35:16,209 --> 01:35:20,074
♪ Why can't I let you know ♪

1691
01:35:20,074 --> 01:35:23,889
♪ Why can't I let it go ♪

1692
01:35:23,889 --> 01:35:27,999
♪ Why can't I let you show ♪

1693
01:35:27,999 --> 01:35:32,115
♪ The song my heart would sing ♪

1694
01:35:32,115 --> 01:35:35,816
♪ A beautiful melody ♪

1695
01:35:35,816 --> 01:35:40,647
♪ Of love and youth and spring ♪

1696
01:35:40,647 --> 01:35:44,639
♪ The music is sweet ♪

1697
01:35:44,639 --> 01:35:47,194
♪ The words are true ♪

1698
01:35:47,194 --> 01:35:51,063
(offkey piano music)

1699
01:35:51,063 --> 01:35:53,356
(Chester coughing)

1700
01:35:53,356 --> 01:35:56,231
♪ The song is you ♪

1701
01:35:56,231 --> 01:36:00,064
(offkey, intense piano music)

1702
01:36:03,512 --> 01:36:06,262
(fire crackling)

1703
01:36:08,936 --> 01:36:12,436
(fortune teller laughing)

1704
01:36:17,404 --> 01:36:20,250
I ask you is there anybody here

1705
01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:21,889
as happy as I am?

1706
01:36:21,889 --> 01:36:25,389
(fortune teller laughing)

1707
01:36:30,675 --> 01:36:34,092
(sad instrumental music)

1708
01:37:08,554 --> 01:37:11,971
(sad instrumental music)

1709
01:39:08,003 --> 01:39:11,870
(sad instrumental music)

1710
01:39:11,870 --> 01:39:14,620
(eerie crooning)

1711
01:40:07,111 --> 01:40:10,861
(intense instrumental music)

1712
01:40:32,141 --> 01:40:34,724
(lion roaring)